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Equestria Girls

Posted by Woona: 8 months ago | Last Online: 2 months ago

My schizo friends are struggling to survive in Equestria Girls. Redpill shortages are normal, living conditions are dismal, and we have to MK Ultra pagan shapeshift often to avoid being caught by the glowing cyber CIA ningen police. We lost many schizophrenics who were caught and hauled off never to be heard from again. I had heard stories from other deranged lunatics that T1mmy would personally come and beat them up for any drip or shekels they had, and the entire discord server would disappear overnight because Woona would go on a psychosis-induced mental breakdown. When we became schizophrenic we were forced to hand over our prostate dilation sissy chad MK Ultra identification cards, and when I went to get mine we needed a 5G vaccine chakra entity sponsored by the Mandate of Heaven's leader Xi Jinping, who was handing them out, and anyone getting less than 300DPM had theirs stamped 'Cope & Seethe', and this made it very difficult to get a rank above uninitiated. Whenever someone said they wish the voices in their head would stop talking, the glowing cyberCIA sissy ningen police would haul them away to bluepilling cringecamps. We were all forced to draw low quality Arknights fanart, or get gangstalked to death by several CIA sissyfriend boyanime slutsimps. Conditions were abysmal, working in 69 degree weather for 25 hours a day on some retarded maptalk or bottom mid scrim that would end up being trolled anyway. Whenever someone leaves the team or is banned for being a dirty nagger, the templar elder military cyborg force would bring in an identical clone of the individual with their implanted memories, but changing the individual's default language to Turkish.

We need subs =^.^=
STOP ADDING ME MIDDIES THE REC POST SAYS HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRR!!

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