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Mid Skill, 6v6
MERPY
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yo team haha any flank or pocket please im desperate
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content rss
im good and very nice and go to school
im good and very nice and go to school
TRUE
woof
very keen
he deserves a team
wanna win open
good
+
open
said by dodef
that doesnt deny the fact that youre open
and you have dimensia
a l z h e i m e r ‘ s
He is pretty keen and a nice guy but needs to work on his dm alot
catbowcar is one of the most virtuous warriors of Islam I have ever had the pleasure to fight alongside.
Legit a fine mid scout, just sculpt him to how you want him to play in your team (so might be tough mid season) and it will work out fine. Also pretty good on that sniper offclass.
nice voice
pounds
still looking big man
dodefs open, cats keen and can play mid if his team is equally motivated
^
klassy said it very well
he sex offender
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hi
crazy dickhead
give him a team or DIEath 4 u my friend
he’s improving so fast, give him a mid team
get this dickhead outta here lmao
HAHHAHAHHAHA
love
I remember I was walking down my local Tesco bread aisle looking for 50/50 wholeme/ white kingsmill bread yesterday then all of a sudden this mad man called cat peace came running after me in his triple black huaraches and whispered in my ears “ where the fuck is the shit at”
I told him I didn’t know but I was lying , he let go off me with his big hands and after freeing me I realised I had a boner.
That’s right, I had been touched. I ran home crying and called the police when I heard a shout saying “ OI WASTEMAN COME BACK HERE NOW “
I turned around and to my shock he was there … the guy who had touched me …. catbowcar.
I ran and ran and ran and soon enough the police were right next to me , but he didn’t care he analy fucked every single one of the feds then hizzed in their eyes. He then grabbed my hand and looked at me in the eye.
I had found out I shat myself, he talked in his broad voice “ you lied to me you son of a noob” he pulled my trousers down and ate my ass out till I pooped all over his mouth
What the FUCK
You wanna know what I think about when I workout? Sex. I think about fucking. Myself.
More specifically fucking my wanting muscles. Yeah, those greedy little sex Vixens. Each flex, each tight squeeze, and they’re asking -no no, begging to be fucked.
“Please…” they moan, against the metal’s dominating pin and the slutty pull of gravity’s desire. ‘Please……….more!………..harder!’ What else is there to do?
I fucking give it to them.
Each shove is another colossal thrust, I imagine penetrating my own pectoral muscles. I am gliding between the rippling fibres of chest meat.
A spark of fatigue discharges like a bolt gun through Delt, pain scores the inner flesh like the crack of a whip.
“Are you okay??” I ask. I am besides myself with concern.
‘I’m…okay, just…keep trying your hardest!” Delt winces.
So brave.
Under the naughty tickling burn of lactic acid they remain steady in their sultry squeezing and flexing, the musky scent of their salty tears drives me into a fucking frenzy.
I am as hard as a fucking girder, my cock is a diamond. You could forge swords off of the anvil-like stiffness lurking in the dungeon of my nether region.
Before finally, I am cumming. I am cumming so hard, with every fibre of my being, I let out a sonorous war cry, with all the hate and frustration and love I can muster, not unlike a spastic being beaten with a wooden spoon. Every muscle in my body is spasming in unison, they have finally become one. I am one. I am fucking myself.
can we get an ETF2L Admin Cleanup™ in here please?
He usually likes to watch me react to his ministrations but now his eyes are closed and rapture is what I read on his face. It’s such a turn on, I can barely watch through my heavy lids for fear of spontaneous combustion.
The shallow penetration of his smooth tongue is doubly erotic because I can watch his face contorted with pleasure while he’s devouring me. He breaks the contact and gently blows on my sensitive, heated flesh, cooling but not calming. I whimper, violent desire slamming into me.
“Touch yourself Ana, touch your breasts. I want to see you.” If I wasn’t so close to him I wouldn’t have heard him, his voice is raw and strained.
This is so intimate, so hot, so very Christian and I want nothing more than to please him. I reach for my breasts and cup them. I knead and squeeze and hear his appreciative groan. It spurs me on and I run my hands all over my chest and breasts, pushing them together before I start on my nipples.
He spears me with his tongue but his eyes are on me, following every swipe and swirl of my hands. I push myself onto his strong tongue. His eyes crinkle at the corners, indicating a smile at my eagerness. When he flexes his tongue I pinch my nipples – hard and gasp. I can feel the orgasm building, my body awash with sexy sensation.
“Eyes open Ana!” he growls as his hands grip harder on the soft muscle of my buttocks. Then he licks me over the length of my sex, finding my swollen clitoris and the spiralling begins, spinning like a top. My lids are almost drawn but I keep my eyes trained on him until I can’t anymore as my back arcs and my head lash, screaming his name in release.
he merced for us and almost killed our team then him and polis commed in their filthy disgusting monkey language and i fucking xd’d
i also fucking nutted AND it wasnt my fault that your team nearly died
Georgia not even in Europe let alone the EU big think
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Лаврентий_Берия%2C_1920-е_годы.jpg
quality shitposter every team needs
guys stop RUINing CatBowCar recruit post.
CatbowCar, I think You are one of most inspirational Scouts in Etf2l. You show commitmint and dedication like no other. You put you’re all into every game uou play and it really shows. It is upsetting your being CYBERBULLIED by satan worshippings and not being given the chances you deserve. Fight the good Fight, love jesus and keep chasing your dreams as a top level scout. Thank you.
Sincerely, GatSan
First of all, how the fuck did you get 45 (46 with mine) posts.
Should be playing mid, he’s really dedicated and will do anything to improve, also very reliable and good dm
[Verse 1]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
[Chorus]
Hey now you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
[Verse 2]
It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now but wait ’til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
My world’s on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored
[Chorus]
Hey now, you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
[Bridge]
(Go for the moon)
(Go for the moon)
(Go for the moon)
(Go for the moon)
[Chorus]
Hey now, you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
[Verse 3]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
“I need to get myself away from this place”
I said “Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change!”
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
[Chorus]
Hey now you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
just make a new account at this point :disappointed:
honestly