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ivan
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future of my current team is unknown, gibe offers pls
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can u mentor me
TEAM COLONSLASH TC IVAN 18 Jan @ 9:05pm
youre a retard
TEAM COLONSLASH TC IVAN 26 Dec, 2015 @ 5:05pm
but you are iron
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 00:55
i mean, you do constantly make fun of lower divisions when youve never done a season, i dont get it. MEANWHILE im still looking for a team :)
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 00:59
i did make you go through the trouble on commenting on my EVERYTHING, but i wont fall for yours now stop spamming my recpost :U
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Thu 22 Oct 2015, 15:28
leader of a really really really toxic team, the usual bindspamming ez pz child who thinks hes funny but he just has a huge ego. idk how many people ive heard from that theyre dicks and i had the pleasure to play them myself. i wouldnt recommend extrasolar for any team. :]
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 19:07
its hard when the circlejerk attacks u but ty for actively using my bait and even having it on ur profile. i still think its hilarious you paste ppl calling u toxic, retarded etc on your profile AND THERES SO MANY lol. bb
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Mon 18 Jan 2016, 18:28
heavy 1v1 is who overextends more lol also “If you’re going to meme, meme right 8)” made me cringe o i am laffin
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Mon 18 Jan 2016, 18:44
im prediciting how he will say how he baited us to make himself feel better also using memes as a way to combat the crushing psychological weight of being alive and getting bullied every day is not the way to go LOL
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 16:38
im sad but u make a group and make fun of ppl but u never played a div, i also never said im being sarcastic but ur lil friend did ;* now back to me. also shinso ur 15 tf2 is rated M LOL
Ivan: Birdy – ♠ said:
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 13:53
Project teams are fine, I’m open*
But I’m the toxic one here right lads 8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCLReWij1hs
Been pretty toxic to me, been pretty toxic to others also. Bit of a BK tbh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCLReWij1hs
23:15 – 1HP: i’m 90% sure that he will respond with something including the word ”bait”
getting called toxic by the same 5 ppl k
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/butyouareiron
but ivan your fanclub reached 77 members
ivan just mad cuz not as good as almight solar :d
Ivan (born on April the 20th, 2008) is regarded by his peers, collegues and known adversaries to be one of the greatest and most technically gifted Scouts of his generation. A first-team offensive for his national team (Croatia), Ivan’s tenures as premscout in CroatianSaltMine Esports have drawn international attention, especially from English Heavy main Solarflare, who is the first to jump to his defense whenever Ivan comes under rare (albeit static) criticism from his rivals, who brand him “toxic”, “salty”, “unskilled”, “unsportsman-like”, “poorly spoken”, “egotistical”, “narcissistic”, “retarded”, “self-absorbed”, “mentally deficient”, “blanked out”, “lazy”, “irrational”, “iron”, “steel”, “low Open”, amongst numerous other –
Oh, OK.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aye7YIpDuY
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but you are iron
good scout, would recommend
who da fuck are these ppl who say you’re toxic man. you always laugh about me so that makes me think im funny which i am ofc. I’ve never seen ivan trashtalk anyone who didn’t deserve it. so im pretty sure the guys complaining deserved for being the ones asking to be hated one.
Also will carry low mid and would do well in mid mid, dont know about top mid though.
maybe he’s a bit epylep for that.
Cheers,
Epyleppy
crazy guy xd
toxic_boy
most retarded movement that I can’t counter
” I’ve never seen ivan trashtalk anyone who didn’t deserve it.”
LOOOL
He shittalked my entire team in silver when we were beating them on viaduct with me playing roaming brass beast/huo long heavy. cryyy said “we’re iron:(” and in response Ivan said “ur team is iron, ur sniper isnt” and it just sort of snowballed from there.
This was all born from Ivan’s salt lmao
That and the fact that he couldn’t take cryyy spamming “S O L A R B O Y S U N I T E D” for the rest of the official
ivan I can offer you a roster ride spot on Team Spice just so long as you don’t speak to anyone and let us be TC 8)
omfg
can u mentor my team xDDDD
Ivan got beaten in a toxic-off
ALL HAIL KING SOLAR, GOD OF BEING A CANCEROUS POLYP ON THE ANUS OF HUMANITY
ivan_down
he has been rendered speechless and reduced to simply “omfg”
now all I have left to conquer is the final boss of ETF2L Recruitment.
The one they call…
slaw.
cringe
you_baited
when’s the long text about how you baited us coming out :C
ivan made the toxicboys pretty mad it seems.
^
I wonder when Ivan’s teammates are going to respond with a comment that doesn’t include the words “bait” or “toxic”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCLReWij1hs
^
not sure but i think its cuz ur toxic, just a hunch
These kind of threads just make all of you seem autistic, please stop …
But if Ivan stopped posting rec posts then Tight Colons would lose at least 60% of its memes :(
Implying the people that seem autistic are that way because they’re acting like mongs on a recpost and not because they’re autistic