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EngineerHeavyMedicPyroScout  Prem Skill, Highlander

European ResidentSleeper

Posted by Fuxx: | Last Online:

2nd place Div1 season 7 coming back and aiming to go Prem in Season 9

Looking for:

Pyro main that has amazing awareness of surroundings and plays with the combo;
Extremely aggressive Heavy main;
Very vocal Medic main;
Scout capable of coordinating with flank;
Reliable engie who can handle himself.

We're a friendly bunch who like to have a good mumble environment, so come right in!

Check teampage for current roster.
Add Popcorp: http://steamcommunity.com/id/popcorp/

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48 Comments

  1. ElazulTF2 said:

    whaaaa

  2. Jaakarhu said:

    PREMCLOP OR RIOT

  3. RTC said:

    actually could make prem given the amount of teams apparently folding

  4. nyxzsche: 4s said:

    Pew pew

  5. Nik: MEGA$$ said:

    Fuxx what is this

  6. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    It’s a rec post!

  7. Popcorp said:

    lets wonner this

  8. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    Updated.

  9. Popcorp said:

    Fuxx forgot to mention that we’ll need a Main demo 3 weeks before Season start, we will kick him out of a team and get someone less retarded on a Main Demo spot ;)))

  10. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    you just got demoted to sub engie

  11. Feri: MF said:

    Oh nice, someone looking for a pyro 8-)

  12. Popcorp said:

    Fax is the worstest!!!11

  13. Maxi: BRIT said:

    rip Niktatorship greatest name EU

  14. Karx: EPP - ㄕｻ said:

    Fuxx_xxx iz the biggest scrublord ever

  15. san alex said:

    Four HP?

  16. Popcorp said:

    No

  17. Popcorp said:

    RS = RuneScape

  18. Pistolvania said:

    Fuxx is 99 farming on runescape

  19. RTC said:

    fuck runescape, adventure quest for life 8]

  20. san alex said:

    Hello, my name is Alexandre, I wanted to share my story about how Runescape saved my life. I’m using a throwaway because my girlfriend knows my main account and I’ve told her I haven’t played in years.

    I was born in a city in Russia called Nizhny Novgorod, grew up with a middle class family. My next door neighbor was British and their family had a son my age and we become good friends. Every time I went over to his house I saw him playing this game, Runescape. I was always pretty mesmerized by what he was doing but I didn’t really know what was going on because the whole thing was in English.
    I asked if there was a Russian version and he got down to explaining the very basics of the game and I learned that there was no way of playing Runescape in a non-latin based language (And to my knowledge, this is still true). So for a while I just watched because I thought it was so cool. Eventually he asked me to play even though my 8 year old self knew less English than my pets. Runescape is so addicting that my 8 year old self got past this language barrier and played intensively for the next year, getting up to level 55 in just a year

    A few months later, my alcoholic father came home one night in an angry drunken rage and beat my mother to death. The police came and he’s now in jail for the rest of his life. This was obviously very traumatic for me. I was an only child and now I had no parents. I was certain I would end up like my classmate that lived in an orphanage who would tell stories all the time about how they would beat him all the time and not be allowed to do anything. Even my 10 year old self knew how terrible Russia was. I could read and write in English and told me that it qualified me to go to America for adoption.
    So of course I was ecstatic. I ended up in an orphanage in South Florida where I would spend the next 8 years of my life. I never got adopted which was okay with me because they took really good care of us. I now go to college and still play Runescape to this day. (Albeit now I play oldschool)

    So if I had never gotten into Runescape, I’d be in some dump in the middle of Russia, probably in some gang with no future and because I did, I now have a world of opportunity for me. Perhaps I continue to play because I almost feel a sense of owing my life to this game.

  21. Popcorp said:

    ^ of the reasons why San Alex will never be Main Engie for RS

  22. san alex said:

    What? Engi? LOL Im here for the pyro spot
    I was invited to this grup (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shittypyromains) so im officially a pyro main now.

  23. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    Friendly reminder to read the recruitment post. I don’t need more people with no experience at all asking me to join the team

    Popcorp already filled that spot

  24. rech said:

    :PJSalt:

  25. 4hp said:

    alex don’t lie, you’re only here for the memes

    as am I

  26. Popcorp said:

    > Soldier: Popcorp
    > Fuxx: you just got demoted to sub engie

    what a shitty leader, can’t even provide me a promised spot in a team!!!!

  27. MR.AIR said:

    obrigado fux

  28. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    Page says solly but you’ll always be sub engie in my heart

    n’y a pas de quoi mrair fils de pute

  29. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    Updated

  30. .zero: -chess- said:

    you removed the wrong div fuxx. 7-)

  31. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    9-)

  32. Popcorp said:

    I am out from this team, like holy shit, the team leader is cancerous as fuck, it’s like he was born in an Africa with Ebola in his genes, I can’t say anything constructive, only can describe how insolent this piece of trash is. I was modest with him all the time, sharing my deepest secrets and then I get backstabbed by him:

    1:10 – Fuxx: just like you rosterride RS
    1:10 – Popcorp: sub engie
    1:10 – Popcorp: wtf?
    1:10 – Popcorp: U promised
    1:10 – Popcorp: u lil shit
    1:10 – Fuxx: ~;))

    My tolerance towards him has reached its zenith, bye bye ResidentFuxxer, hope you’ll find modicum of a trash that is your brain and get a worthy Sub Engie…

  33. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    shit !!

  34. 1pt: CC said:

    I’m very vocal.

  35. oxocuboid: (ETF2L Donator) - LOOΠΔ said:

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    ＣＯＮＴＡＣＴ: ＳＴＥＡＭ: ＩＮＳＡＮＥ ＦＬＡＭＥ
    ＳＫＹＰＥ: ＭＡＳＲＯＯＲＧＡＭＥＳ29 (ＩＴ ＳＨＯＵＬＤ ＣＯＭＥ ＵＰ ＡＳ ＴＯＸＩＣ ＴＯＢＬＯＸＩＣ)
    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ＧＩＢ ＴＥＡＭ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    Genuinely, would love to trial.

  36. Popcorp said:

    RIP HARD
    Our New Spy Main https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ylkTB6n_M

  37. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    BUMP

    need scout and engie main !

  38. Spanns: :3 - DBLE said:

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did somebody say engine main ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSw5UOe5xLA

  39. Popcorp said:

    Scout capable of coordinating with flank

    What flank? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  40. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    good question

  41. san alex said:

    ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡9

  42. Popcorp said:

    2:22 – Fuxx: I bit my tongue
    2:22 – Fuxx: it fucking hurts
    2:22 – Popcorp: yeah tongue
    2:22 – Popcorp: choke on dat dick
    2:22 – Fuxx: penis*
    2:22 – Popcorp: +1
    2:22 – Fuxx: and the tip of my tongue is destroyed
    2:22 – Fuxx: and when I speak it hits against the teeth
    2:22 – Popcorp: xd
    2:22 – Popcorp: rip fuxx
    2:22 – Fuxx: fuckkckckckck
    2:22 – Popcorp: new demo
    2:22 – Popcorp: looking now
    2:22 – Popcorp: making rec post already
    2:22 – Fuxx: the option for me to move sub
    2:22 – Fuxx: is still a possibility

    TL;DR LOOKING FOR NEW DEMO

  43. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    pro manager
    José ‘Fuxx’ Mourinho

  44. san alex said:

    Let’s do this Texas style!

  45. Fuxx: REMOVE said:

    Bump, add popcorp from now on

  46. Popcorp said:

    Got trials for each class apart from a Scout, looking for more trials for needed classes but mostly on Scout right now.

  47. Popcorp said:

    bump

  48. san alex said:

    Im the second best scout in my village, ask kiler4fun.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myXB3GbUTSE