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Div 1/Div 2 Skill, Highlander
Guuse
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Hello
Looking to play Engineer for a highlander team div 1/2. Seems like everybody is putting up preemptive posts to test the water.
If somebody wants me on their team and i like that team then i'll play, if i can't find a team then fuck it I'm going to go play competitive Bejeweled and this game is definitely dead anyway :^)
What can you expect of me
– Clear American sounding accent (im not fucking american you eurobaguettes i only sound like it don't trigger my asthma)
-I play the construction worker good and those guys are hard to find sometimes
– I'm the manufacturer of the "i sexually identify as an attack helicopter" copypasta which certifies me as an official ETF2L Meme Manufacturer
– I don't generally care if the team loses or wins as long as you dont shit up the comms with useless information and then shit talk people i know a bunch and then expect me to not dump you and sub for a better team in frustration at the last moment :^)
anyway got this nonsense out of the way, you know u want me bby
-Guuse
User Profile | SteamID: U:1:70691086
Team History
| Action | Team | By | Date |
| Left | Mad? [Highlander] | Guuse | |
| Left | Satanistic Men Hospitalized [6v6] | Guuse | |
| Joined | Satanistic Men Hospitalized [6v6] | kryma | |
| Joined | Mad? [Highlander] | X-Wing | |
| Left | Mad? [Highlander] | Guuse | |
| Joined | Mad? [Highlander] | Akwilon | |
| Left | The Dugong SuperSquad [Highlander] | blooztah | |
| Joined | The Dugong SuperSquad [Highlander] | blooztah | |
| Left | UKIP [Highlander] | Guuse | |
| Joined | UKIP [Highlander] | stephen | |
| Left | Mad? [Highlander] | Guuse | |
| Joined | Mad? [Highlander] | JoeTea | |
| Left | Manatee lovers [Highlander] | Guuse | |
| Joined | Manatee lovers [Highlander] | juju | |
| Left | Mad? [Highlander] | Guuse | |
| Joined | Mad? [Highlander] | Billy | |
| Left | Audio, Video, Disco! [6v6] | Zeals | |
| Joined | Audio, Video, Disco! [6v6] | Guuse |
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Great Engineer.
Officially -ΣΣ- approved.
Such passive aggressive, waow. Good engi but sometimes a little eccentric
Is a great engie who gets the meta and understands how to press 4 and then 1 real good.
Solid choice for any team.
top notch engineer, shouldn’t have a problem in d1
Said this on his last post, great engie, super smart, when he gets his head down and works, which he almost always does, he wrecks scrubs. More than that he’s just a fucking baller, chilling with this dude is fun as fuck. Get Guuse or get the noose.
goose*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
#theetf2lruseman
Great engie
Very good engie, great gamesense and dm :o
Can place his lego well
sexy
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Deserves a top notch team.
A++++++++++
Top Grade Meme Graduate from Meme High. He embodies Engineer in real life by also being a 5’6″ stumpy manlet with an American accent.
He hasn’t been on a team that does him justice yet and he needs it. People need to realize that Engineer mains are fucking retarded and dumb as fuck and Guuse wants to be one of the ones that gets recognized for it.
Pick him up you fucking idiot
Somebody pick this guy up already.
His memes will block out the sun!
bippity bump im coming for your rump
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Dun mess with Guuse, or he’ll give you the muuse.
i am the top supporter of guuse and his memes