Recruitment
877-DEAD-NOW
Posted by Zafus: | Last Online:
877-CASH-NOW is recruiting:
We're now looking for a sub Medic, preferably one able to maincall with lots of free time, especially throughout July and August during which time our main will not be available.
We were previously seeking a new Demoman main, but that slot has since been filled.
Should note that this is exclusively for ETF2L, as we won't be participating in UGC next season.
We're a highly synergistic team of competitive video gamers looking for a semi-serious Demolitions Man.
We are pretty casual, but we can play seriously should the team collectively decide we should take it super-keen-serious mode.
Our current roster consists of:
Scouts : Zafus + Commander_Thundercock
Pocket : Hysteria
Roamer : Hashtagchan
Medic : Asymmetrical Toast
Demoman : Horny Honey Badger
Subs : Disable, Garden, STJ, Matek
Our season 19 roster:
Scouts : Zafus + Commander_Thundercock
Pocket : Garden
Roamer : Hashtagchan
Medic : Asymmetrical Toast
Demoman : Shadowfire
Subs : Disable, Ignis, STJ
We can offer you:
Our own Mumble server (We don't use TeamSpeak)
Our own 13 slot Team Fortress 2 server provided by SimRai (No Serveme's here)
Disgusting conversations regarding shemale porn (Mainly from me, Zafus)
Friendly advice for improving your performance in the form creative shouting whilst reviewing STV's
Regular invitations to mixes (Mainly from me, again, Zafus)
Pretty much all of our information can be found on our spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IWQA51AH14vGYNWxlz3FN3e0qCQoOX-jWVs1vkdbHp8/
This includes our scrims counter, official results, and so on..
You can add myself or Sam for a chat:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zafus/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/hashtagchan/
Previous Recruitment Posts
View | Skill | Classes | Views | Added | |
View | Div 4/Div 5 | 8 | 560 |
zafus has put capitals in my name
there are no capitals in my name
what a leader
WHAT A LEADER
I’ve mixed with these guys loads, they’re very friendly and chill, and do a lot of work to improve as a team.
Would ten out of ten recommend signing up.
capitals
Played with and against them. Have lots of synergy (you need it to play 6s)
Nice guys
Played with them lots of times, really nice and easy to get along go with them you wont regret your decision ^^
Class bunch of players, zafus is the worst leader everrrrrr
Is good fun,I can confirm
Class and cash balanced in perfect harmony.
10/10 They’re okay.
-IGN
zafus is love, zafus is love
if you rather wanna talk about hentai than shemale add me
ignis confirmed for gross weeaboo fuccboi, he’s not playing next season anymore
Disgusting conversations regarding shemale porn (Mainly from me, Zafus)
It only goes downhill from here.
Go back to work Maxi
bad at the game but ZaFuS gives sexual tips for any occasion
10/10 would recommend when not drunk
11/10 when drunk
7 trials so far.
Bump, we’re also looking for a sub Medic now.
HELLO I WOULD LIEK TEH DEMO SPOT I AM V GOOD AND MY> LEADER IS A TWAT SO YEH GET AT ME
yh wtf sam he capitalised my name too
Bump, still in need of a sub Medic.
When I asked them for cash now they didn’t give me any 0/10
bumping because I think we might still need a sub medic
(great leading skills, chan)
join us to expierence the ignis carry :33333
Bump, still searching.
877-CASH-NOW more like 699-ASS-NOW
oh dear god my jokes are high level
vittu