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Grenja
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Hey I played spy for killswitch.
Give me your most creative ways of telling me how bad I am.
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got panned by fanny. nerd.
rekt him in a harvest pub and he was so enraged he asked me to mge him. beat him at spire, terrible nerd.
My mom told me he’s not creative
olBaa’s mum told me that he’s not creative
Notice that every team Grenja been in, dropped, 1st Wongs, then SDW, now KS
This is strange, be careful, he might destroy your team! He’s secretly working for Chessclub to destroy teams.
Good spy tho
olBaa’s mum told me that he’s not creative [2]
Fatassniggaface. Also my favourite man so i think i just take him back kthxbye
MUY BUENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Getting 0 points in silver officals :D
I said Creative; what is all this shit???
Managed to learn calls in russian while mercing for Latvian National Highlander team.
Clark thats not shit talk what are you on about.
Minus sold davai davi cyka )))))))))
very skilled and smart player
Not many people know this, but Grenja has a history of being “Bad”.
Grenjabob first met Producer Quincy Jones at a party in Los Angeles in late 1986, during this time Grenja was an aspiring struggling actor, looking for his first break. He told Quincy how hard it was to find an opportunity working in Hollywood, how difficult is was for him to express his true talent. Quincy was at first untroubled, but ultimately the memory of the lonely, desperate and confused act of young Grenjabob reminded him of another young future star, a certain Mr Ray Charles who’s blindness restricted him opportunities in life, but never faltered on his vast array of musical talents.
Leading on from this, Quincy rang Grenjabob 6 months later after digging out his card from the huge pile of cocaine he left on his coffee table. He told Grenjabob he was going to be shooting music video with Martin Scorsese and Michael Jackson. He wanted Grenjabob to star in it, he wanted him to be the lead man, all Grenjabob had to do was show off some dance moves, feign his death a few times in a dance move called “The Dead Ringer”.
Alas, Grenja wasn’t able to pull this off, but “not to worry” said Quincy – “take this big silver fuck off pistol and headshot Wesley Snipes from across the map”. But Grenjabob felt insulted by this, “Do I look like some cheap Amby faggot like Inso?” he threw the silver pistol down in disgust. Martin seemed to be losing his patience whilst Michael Jackson, though fatigued from all the crotch-grabbing and moon walking could at least eye Grenjabob’s child-like bottom. “Okay, okay Grenja, how about you do a simple ‘chain stab’ routine, only need 2 victims in a row, they can be people from the pub for all I care.” Grenja smirked, “don’t insult me” so he walked around the back of the house on set, decloaked and raised his dagger in the air, “MEDIC DOWN” he pre-emptively screamed over the studio.
Sadly for Grenja, the “Medic” was not deaf and had in fact heard not only his footsteps and decloaking directly behind him, but also his ear-piercing scream of “MEDIC DOWN” before he had even stabbed him. So he was greeted by the flames of perdition and failed, yet again to impact the video performance.
At this point Martin and Quincy both looked at eachother and lost patience. “IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO?” Grenja, emotionally drained from his failure to impress, sucked in a deep ball of air and exhaled…”I can prance around and not do anything violent but look threatening for you.”
“Yes that you can definitely do” said Quincy, he threw him a denim jacket and some low cut jeans to wear, plus for some reason some Nike Trainers and a baseball cap plus leather gloves.
And this is how children, if you look very closely, you can see Grenjabob as a backup dancer/singer in the Michael Jackson music video for “Bad”.
Do I win?
Can confirm Bobmus beat him in MGE
10/10 hildreth best novel
used to play saharan spy on valve cp_freight servers. top man.
Hildreth wins. Closing recruitment thread.