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DemomanEngineerHeavyMedicPyroScoutSniperSoldierSpy  Div 5 Skill, Highlander

UnitedKingdom prof

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My team don't enter UGC or Wireplay so I'd like a main spot for those leagues if I can get one. I'm kinda bored of being bad at Pyro so I'd like to give Soldier/Scout/Heavy a go, or any class really. Please don't ask me to be your main Engie unless you plan on carrying me so hard that I can just run around punching people and taunting.

As always a multiclass sub spot works fine too, as long as I get some playtime.

Info:

– Pyro's my best class but I'm not really interested in playing it outside of ETF2L unless some ridiculously high div team wants to carry me.
– Decent at Scout, Spy, Solly, Engie & Heavy. I don't do anything flashy but I can hold flanks and kill medics and all that jazz, and I'll put some work into getting better if anyone picks me up for a new class etcetcetc.
– Terrible at Sniper, Demo and Med but I have a feeling the only responses I'm going to get will be from Iron teams and I think I could at least make it through a whole match without killing myself at that level.
– Been playing Highlander on and off since season 1 so I know what to do on most classes (Disclaimer: This does not mean I will actually do it, sometimes a man just wants to buffalo steak).
– Voice like a sleepy cow.
– I play many instruments so I will bring screaming flocks of women into your mumble (I'm told that's how it works, right?)

Please, no huge egos, no blame games, and most certainly no dubstep. Dubstep fucking sucks.

I think I'm losing my touch for recposts…

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Team History

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Left Ladies and Gentlemen [Highlander] clean carp
Joined Ladies and Gentlemen [Highlander] clean carp
Left Undercover Prodigies [Highlander] prof
Joined Undercover Prodigies [Highlander] Kxelos
Left GODL MEDEL!! [Highlander] Royal Flush
Joined GODL MEDEL!! [Highlander] $neaky
Left The Chudley Cannons [Highlander] prof
Joined The Chudley Cannons [Highlander] prof
Left The Two Believers [2v2] prof
Left Team Rocket [Highlander] prof
Joined Team Rocket [Highlander] Gregoravich
Left Team Rocket [Highlander] prof
Left A Tribe Called Kek [6v6] prof
Joined A Tribe Called Kek [6v6] Jammy
Joined Team Rocket [Highlander] Gregoravich
Left Tea-Mates [Highlander] prof
Left TEZC | Souder Society [6v6] prof
Joined Tea-Mates [Highlander] Doktor
Left Gym Class Fatties [Highlander] prof
Joined TEZC | Souder Society [6v6] Royal Flush
Left MEALO [6v6] prof
Joined Gym Class Fatties [Highlander] prof
Joined The Two Believers [2v2] prof
Left Hobps esports sponsored by MUSCLY RUSSIA [Highlander] prof
Joined MEALO [6v6] -Rice-
Left MEALO [6v6] prof
Joined Hobps esports sponsored by MUSCLY RUSSIA [Highlander] $neaky
Left TripSwitch Highlander [Highlander] prof
Joined TripSwitch Highlander [Highlander] Noddy
Left Hobps esports sponsored by MUSCLY RUSSIA [Highlander] prof
Joined Hobps esports sponsored by MUSCLY RUSSIA [Highlander] $neaky
Joined MEALO [6v6] Gedz
Left Filthy Hobos [Highlander] prof
Joined Filthy Hobos [Highlander] $neaky
Left Mild Mannered Manatees [Highlander] prof
Joined Mild Mannered Manatees [Highlander] prof
Left Spawn Together [Highlander] prof
Joined Spawn Together [Highlander] prof
Left cLanda [Highlander] prof
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Left cLanda [Highlander] prof
Joined cLanda [Highlander] Bassa123

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9 Comments

  1. Munky: AEUGH said:

    Prof is a lovely man who has a voice like velvet nipple tassels.

  2. Goreston said:

    Velvet nipple tassels do not have a voice, unless all the ones I’ve spoken to were just being rude. Regardless, Prof is indeed a lovely man.

  3. Liko: ︻芫═一☺ - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° said:

    Prof creates a great atmosphere around him, splendid guy!

  4. stacked said:

    gud pickup

  5. prof said:

    ^ I didn’t even tell them to say nice things <3

    bumping cos updated post, I can merc tonight cos I have fuck all to do (again).

  6. Sapphira said:

    Very good spy, when I played with him

  7. $neaky: (ETF2L Donator) - A51 - hp said:

    With his cosmetic heavy loadout he could play any division ;)
    Just needs to learn to upload trickstab videos to youtube :D
    His pub main is direct hit soldier so could go prem with that.

  8. antso the helper said:

    Good pyro, and really nice fella :) definitely could also become the a beast heavy or any class he´d like to play. Can only recommend, you can not go wrong with this guy :) Always a joy to play with him.

  9. prof said:

    Bump – commemorative speaking nipple tassels now available from just £2.99, receive two free of charge when you recruit me for next season.