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Demoman  Div 4/Div 5 Skill, 6v6

International Blunt Villagers

Posted by dodgydogman: | Last Online:

aight chumps. heres whats up for real.
we gon roflstomp div 5.

we need a demo who is the big cheese. he gotta have the know how, and the ke plow to them all down you dig?

heres when not to add dodgy:

you got no english skillz, so when we crack the fat jokes you be all awkward and stuff. be like no ablo comprendés ke? dont want none o dat shit ye.

you aint got a smooth microphone. dont be trialing with no 1860 bong as dope microphone with yo moma in the background doin da hooverin.

talk in da trial you get? dont be all like playing a game and be intimidated cos you are 12 or whatever, just throw down, set yo flow ye dig? no flow, no go.

have played a season, we dont no dank ass nappy motherfuckers being all like i pcw div 1 all da time and play de pickups all day yo. you aint got no skills.

be cool. for serious dawg, crack jokes, dont mad, we gon win dis shit ye lets go.

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3 Comments

  1. Orion: |bV| said:

    Yeh my man g dog u all out there b listenin

    Any trialeys out there wana stand up to the mic
    you gota speak the words or it aint gona be tight
    if u turn up wiv bad mic on the day yo
    we gon be like dude just fuckin go bro
    lyriically u gota be up in the right language
    dont wanna see u speakin dat turkish cabbage
    just chill out with the crew and you will be chillin out fam
    if see serious playas, we gon leave u like old ham

  2. Caeli: #T4F said:

    Rory Breaker and Alan Vega approves.

  3. dodgydogman: Panda said:

    Bump