Recruitment

lazy
Posted: | Last Online:
ey still looking for a team
stuff about me:
i rage and cry a lot, especially on mumble where everybody can hear me, i take this game very seriously
im not friendly at all, in fact i hate people and I barley make friends… i can't take a joke and I have no sense of humor
i can barley aim and my movement sucks, i suicide a lot in 6s and my motto, aim before brain
my comms suck and i can barley speak english, my mic is only static and in the backround there's a constant noise crossed between baboons anal fucking and someone shitting threw a straw
my accent is a cross between a gypsie and fat black polish jew… with aids
i lag all the time because I'm constantly downloading asian midget porn
what i need from you:
10.000 mb/s server
1911 porsche
a house in malibu
everyone in mumble should adress my as Sir or Majesty
and free beer or whiskey

Team History
Previous Recruitment Posts
View | Skill | Classes | ![]() |
Views | Added |
View | Low | ![]() |
0 | 204 | |
View | Mid | ![]() |
0 | 361 | |
View | Mid | ![]() |
6 | 331 | |
View | Mid/Low | ![]() |
1 | 294 | |
View | Mid | ![]() |
1 | 381 | |
View | Mid/Low | ![]() |
2 | 358 | |
View | Mid/Open | ![]() |
2 | 397 | |
View | Mid/Open | ![]() |
6 | 1278 | |
View | Prem | ![]() |
2 | 349 | |
View | Prem | ![]() |
1 | 344 | |
View | High | ![]() |
0 | 500 | |
View | High | ![]() |
3 | 674 | |
View | High/Prem | ![]() |
7 | 1030 | |
View | Div 1 | ![]() |
1 | 548 | |
View | Div 2/Div 3 | ![]() |
3 | 539 | |
View | Div 2/Div 3 | ![]() |
5 | 440 | |
View | Div 3/Div 4 | ![]() |
1 | 419 | |
View | Div 3/Div 4 | ![]() |
2 | 510 | |
View | Div 2/Div 3 | ![]() |
1 | 455 | |
View | Div 4 | ![]() |
1 | 554 | |
View | Div 3 | ![]() |
0 | 430 | |
View | Div 6 | ![]() |
2 | 473 | |
View | Div 3 | ![]() |
1 | 385 | |
View | Low+ | ![]() ![]() |
0 | 516 | |
View | Low+ | ![]() |
0 | 524 | |
View | Low+ | ![]() |
3 | 422 | |
View | Low+ | ![]() ![]() |
25 | 1118 |
his accent is a cross between a gypsie and fat black polish jew with aids
this post tries so hard to be funny but fails :<
jelly?