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Highlander Season 23: Division 3 Playoffs

Semi-Finals

Round commencing: -

Schedule deadline: | Result deadline:

Date Scheduled:
Results submitted:
by ETF2L Staff

cp_steel

cp_steel

0 - 2 (golden cap)

[Screenshots: A ]

pl_upward

pl_upward

2 - 1 (golden cap)

[Screenshots: A ]

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pl_vigil_rc7

1 - 2 (golden cap)

[Screenshots: A ]

European Globo Gym vs TheIsleOfMan Big Monkey Industries
3 - 6

SteamID Screenshots: A

Players

Globo Gym (9) solare, Mimo, ., dmitri, dod, kori, Teddy, numb, Hyzze
Big Monkey Industries (9) NURWHAL, tiram, Sabesaroo, Shaddow, YYYEBOK, yak, wax, dempsey, Sebbo

82 Comments

  1. ETF2L Staff said:

    Welcome to the Highlander Season 23 Division 3 Semi Finals!

    This match will be played as a best-of-three.

    Maps will be decided using the following Map Elimination System:

    Both teams need to agree on who eliminates first. If the two teams cannot agree, they need to perform a heavy fist fight. The winner of this heavy fist fight can decide if he wants to start of if the other team should.

    Team A bans a map
    Team B bans a map
    Team B picks a map
    Team A picks a map
    Team B bans a map
    Team A bans a map
    The remaining map is the decider

    Good luck for both teams!

  2. Sabesaroo: 11/9 - Arti Rush said:

    got any good monkeys?

  3. yak said:

    hello gamers hard pref thurs 20/20:30! Friday is also good 20/20:30

    much LOVE

  4. wax: Brett - CCP said:

    steel
    upward
    vigil decider

    nice one yak

  5. dmitri said:

    catsoup

  6. yak said:

    wax shut ur mouth

  7. YYYEBOK: RUS said:

    nice one yak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. DuMmTm: TFTV - COGU said:

    https://twitch.tv/dummtm EPIC stream

  9. rulliez: nya - 256 said:

    dod!!!!!

  10. TheMeerCat: Choke - beans said:

    winner of this gets gold medal

  11. smrk: 0FO said:

    yax__ wins these

  12. cyrax said:

    GO KETCHUP WIN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Don't Not Disturb: xodijkrgoi said:

    can we pause pls??

  14. lukegameage: TC said:

    pause?

  15. yak said:

    any pausers in chat?

  16. dempsey: woofwoof - DBLE said:

    vod delete faster than the pause

  17. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    fastest vod deleter in the west

  18. wax: Brett - CCP said:

    WE’RE GONNA LOSE TO WAX
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  19. messy: HIV+ - L9 said:

    unlucky wax gave ketchup a 2nd undeserved L

  20. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    Funee monke

  21. tiram said:

    funee monkee

  22. e-vil said:

    Welcome to The club Taylor <3

  23. tiram said:

    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801469450121117749/819723195091386418/IMG_20210311_074745.jpg

  24. YYYEBOK: RUS said:

    @admins
    Really ultra giga super fast Uber build by hyzz
    https://clips.twitch.tv/DullGleamingCucumberDoritosChip-9COvqdzs0-xCXDjQ

  25. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    @AloneInHell
    Maybe get a server that isn’t complete shit next time? Wasn’t my fault the uber building got bugged during yet another pause you needed. If I have it, I’ll use it. What else should I do with it, drop? My name isn’t Wax, ya know.

    Sidenote: Uber building got bugged two times in that game but, out of pure courtesy I actually popped on no one and wasted it so you wouldn’t be butthurt 2nd time.

  26. tiram said:

    https://youtu.be/C906lbkcYug

  27. YYYEBOK: RUS said:

    If it’s bugged why u can’t drop it for fair play???

  28. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    Because dropping is cringe. Fix your crappy server instead.

  29. YYYEBOK: RUS said:

    Next time we will get Russian one

  30. wax: Brett - CCP said:

    hi, i dont understand the reason youre being condescending (https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/condescending) and patronizing (https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/patronizing) at alan and the rest of us when you proceeded with exploiting a bug to win!

    id like to explain whats going on to you? perhaps you truly are lost and that is why you respond in such a way and look, well, questionable!

    “Maybe get a server that isn’t complete shit next time?” nope! was a serverme server, just like any other! id like to remind you you sent us a connect first and your server ultimately died so one of our gamers got one.

    “Wasn’t my fault the uber building got bugged during yet another pause you needed.” it actually was! you didnt do that on purpose, i assure you, but since i understand your entire team of 8 other people didnt explain this to you and youre quite confused about it – your uber got bugged and mine didnt because i am not on autoheal!

    “What else should I do with it, drop? My name isn’t Wax, ya know.” yes! or wait 40 seconds to simulate building instead of pushing instantly?

    “Uber building got bugged two times in that game but, out of pure courtesy I actually popped on no one and wasted it so you wouldn’t be butthurt 2nd time.” what do you mean wasted it? that was uber you SHOULDNT have had in the first place, do you get this? you didnt waste anything, what you did was exploit a bug when you pushed us instantly (a push which we denied). im trying to understand how us telling you what you did was cheating makes us ‘butthurt’ and our server ‘crap’ and “iM nOt wAX” ?

    Sidenote: tf_medigun_autoheal 0

  31. yak said:

    Wax drops because she doesn’t use autoheal (can’t press two buttons at once) so take her advice with a grain of salt

  32. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    TLDR. Her dropping because “she doesn’t use autoheal” is one of the most moronic things I’ve heard this week. Thanks for the laugh. Either way, you won so why so salty? lol

  33. wax: Brett - CCP said:

    lmao yeah yak you moron

  34. yak said:

    it makes sense if you understand wax only has 2 digits on each hand she only has a thumb and an index finger its quite unfortunate

    the tradeoff is that they’re huge like size of house bricks huge

  35. messy: HIV+ - L9 said:

    fuck you yak i remember when you told me to turn off autoheal in season 17 jammy bastard

  36. yak said:

    yea messy its shit dont use it

  37. wax: Brett - CCP said:

    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536274178676883458/819934617313607680/76767.PNG

  38. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    Comedy gold right here lads. lmao

  39. tiram said:

    “If I’d get a dollar every time someone calls me “weird”,
    I could buy an AK and commit “casual high school day in US”.” – this is real comedy right here

  40. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    You actually took time reading thru my profile out of nothing more than spite? lol get a life

  41. tiram said:

    OK but why are you talking about shooting kids

  42. Woona: 11/9 - L9 said:

    guys i Think ppl are getting stressed out, lots of negative energy here, bad vibes, People are saying things they shouldn’t be saying… take a deep bretah follow me…. IN 1 2 3….. out 4 5 6…. there that feels beteter yes? nopw that Wwe are all calmed down let`s just admit tth eBetter team won, shake hands, god sportmanship yes… all friends in ETF2L c ommunity we got to stick togethere ok?

  43. Princess Luna: TC said:

    :^)

  44. Temrane: (League Admin) - cooking - Atria said:

    div 3 moment

  45. dmitri said:

    the streamsnipe on 5 sec delay :coolniohdoingthesaltguykissingemoji:

  46. wiita: myx - L9 said:

    guys i Think ppl are getting stressed out, lots of negative energy here, bad vibes, People are saying things they shouldn’t be saying… take a deep bretah follow me…. IN 1 2 3….. out 4 5 6…. there that feels beteter yes? nopw that Wwe are all calmed down let`s just admit tth eBetter team won, shake hands, god sportmanship yes… all friends in ETF2L c ommunity we got to stick togethere ok?

  47. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    Stop saying we’re salty.
    We’re bitter-sweet just like the tragedy of your existence.

  48. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    For centuries people thought that humans cannot live without a functioning brain.
    They were wrong. Otherwise, how else could autoheal medics exist?

    Now this is comedy gold.

  49. Shaddow: CHONK said:

    https://vocaroo.com/1l0z6zLv2mAu

  50. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    lmao
    And the award for the biggest simp in div3 goes toooooo…

  51. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    lmao
    And the award for the biggest BMI in div 3 goes toooooo…

  52. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    Nurwhal dear, I’m concerned about your mental health.
    Did you forget to take your meds today?

    Either way, no one gives a damn about autoheal but boi you better believe if your med (who loves countercalling the maincaller and doxxes people out of spite) drops 7 ubers on offi and then talks smack after it’s the funniest shit ever.
    And you BM-ing me after to get those sweet-sweet simp points for a puss you’ll never get is like a cherry on top. You poor soul. Bless you. x

  53. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/files/14.png?10625385272054259166
    7 drops but still win )
    didn’t even need autoheal either gg wp )

  54. Sabesaroo: 11/9 - Arti Rush said:

    at the end of the day at least we all had fun and that’s what really matters

  55. wiita: myx - L9 said:

    unrelated but why is that a shopify link

  56. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    Sorry what? Couldn’t hear ya over the sound of wax dropping and arguing with Yak.
    GG WP tho and thanks for giving me a good heartfelt laugh. Appreciate it man. x

  57. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    Sorry what? Couldn’t hear ya over the sound of ketchup screaming we lost to Wax.
    GG WP tho and thanks for giving me a good heartfelt laugh. Appreciate it man. x

  58. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    Someone please take this man child back to the kindergarten. lmao

  59. wax: Brett - CCP said:

    Nurwhal dear, I’m concerned about your mental health.
    Did you forget to take your meds today?

    Either way, no one gives a damn about autoheal but boi you better believe if your med (who loves countercalling the maincaller and doxxes people out of spite) drops 7 ubers on offi and then talks smack after it’s the funniest shit ever.
    And you BM-ing me after to get those sweet-sweet simp points for a puss you’ll never get is like a cherry on top. You poor soul. Bless you. x

  60. spac mencer: GAETARDS said:

    MY BMI IS 32 LETS GOOOOOOOOO

  61. tiram said:

    ———you may only post below this point if your BMI is under 30———

  62. spac mencer: GAETARDS said:

    MY BMI IS 29 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

  63. spac mencer: GAETARDS said:

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  64. yak said:

    Doctors are amazed how did spac mencer do it

  65. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 22.4!!!!!!!!!

  66. dmitri said:

    BMI = 21.9 kg/m2

  67. tiram said:

    Bmi: 20.5

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  69. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    GG WP to that legendary pauselander

  70. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    BMI check bro?

  71. messy: HIV+ - L9 said:

    Late night thoughts:
    I was once asked how do I sleep at night knowing that I’m fat, ugly and no one loves me.
    Without my underwear, so Ms. DuckLipsFakeTitsNoPersonality can kiss my fat a*s.

  72. messy: HIV+ - L9 said:

    I wish people would have to pass elaborate psychology and IQ tests
    before they are allowed to reproduce so stupidity and delusional behaviour
    couldn’t pass on future generations via bullsh*t parenting methods.

    insane profile wow

  73. vita: HIV+ - L9 said:

    Before you call me a b*tch, keep in mind that I am most likely
    the friendliest misanthrope you’ll ever meet.

  74. messy: HIV+ - L9 said:

    Imagine living in a world where people plant a tree every time they’re butthurt cuz
    someone dared to have a different opinion. Welcome to the jungle, snowflakes.

  75. Hyzze: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    Oh boy, so many cringe boys comming to my profile. I feel adored. <3

  76. Sabesaroo: 11/9 - Arti Rush said:

    wtf amogus

  77. dempsey: woofwoof - DBLE said:

    i just wanted to play the videogame

  78. Snap: :pray: HL said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSH9eI0oee4

  79. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    gg

  80. Sabesaroo: 11/9 - Arti Rush said:

    smurf

  81. NURWHAL: woofwoof said:

    woops wrong matchpage lol :D

  82. ryft: MAGDONAL - GYM said:

    gg EZ

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