Season 37
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A default date has been set for this match by ETF2L.
The default date is: Wednesday, 25 November 2020, 21:00
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Can we play this on Thursday 21? I’ve sent a proposal.
changed proposal time to 20
Borat Margaret Sagdiyev (Kazakh: Борат Маргарет Сағдиев, Borat Margaret Saǵdıev Kazakh pronunciation: [bwʊˈɾɑt sɑʁˈdəjɪf]; Russian: Бора́т Ма́ргарет Сагди́ев, IPA: [bɐˈrat sɐˈɡdʲi(j)ɪf]) is a satirical fictional character created and performed by Sacha Baron Cohen. He is supposedly a Kazakh television journalist and is the main protagonist of the mockumentary Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) and its sequel Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020).
Borat’s humour arises from his espousal of outrageous sociocultural viewpoints, his violation of social taboos, and his use of vulgar language and behaviour in inappropriate settings. Most often the comedy relies on Borat’s obliviousness to First World natives not sharing his regressive worldview, but occasionally Borat’s innocent and collegial demeanor will provoke his targets to reveal biases they would otherwise be reluctant to share publicly. Entertainment Weekly put the 2006 film on its end-of-the-decade, “best-of” list, saying, “The Kazakhstani journalist gave us some of the most incisive cultural commentary ever filmed. That, and a wrestling match between butt-naked men. Something for everyone.”[1]
Borat was born and raised in the village of Kuzcek, Kazakh SSR to Maryam Tulyakbay and Boltok the Rapist (who is also stated to be his grandfather, uncle and former father-in-law until the demise of Oksana);[7] he says his mother gave birth to him when she was nine years old. She is shown as a short old lady (revealed to be forty-three years old) in his 2006 film, where he gives the viewer a guided tour of his hometown. He has a (remarkably well-endowed) thirteen-year-old son named Huey Lewis, twelve-year-old twin boys named Bilak and Biram, and seventeen grandchildren. He has a sister, Natalya, whom at different times he has described as the “number four prostitute in the whole of Kazakhstan”; another sister who appears to be a very young teenage girl is shown at the beginning of Borat’s Guide to Britain. It has been revealed in an interview with a general practitioner that he caught syphilis from one of his sisters during a Kazakh folk festival. He also has a younger brother, Bilo, who is intellectually disabled and kept locked in a cage. Bilo was not always disabled and was shown as an average early teenage boy in Borat’s Guide to Britain; at some point Bilo suffered brain damage during an exorcism, when another brother of Borat’s tried to release a demon from Bilo through the ‘traditional Kazakh folk remedy’ of opening the skull and sticking the tooth of a red-haired woman in the brain.
Borat’s neighbours are Nursultan Tulyakbay (whom Borat considers “a pain in my assholes”) and Dr. Yamak, a scientist who works for the Kazakh government and claims to have proven that women have “brain the size of squirrel”. In Borat’s Guide to Britain, Borat and Yamak settle a dispute in the traditional Kazakh “civilised way” by beating each other’s genitals with a leather glove until one of them gives up.
It is unknown how many times Borat has been married, but he has had at least five wives; in Borat’s Guide to Britain he admits to being a bigamist and has three additional lovers (two of whom he describes as his “mistress” and his “girlfriend” respectively, and the third he “has to pay money for”). One of his wives (Ludmilla) is said to have been shot by a hunter when he mistook her for a bear as she ploughed the fields. His former wife, Oksana (who was also his half-sister as they had the same biological father), is reported in the Borat film to have been attacked, “violated” and “broken” by a bear while taking his brother Bilo for a walk in the forest. Borat is not saddened at all by the tragedy; he thanks the man who brings him this “good news” by giving him a high five and celebrates his new-found freedom by pursuing Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and eventually reunites with and marries Luenell, an African-American prostitute he met whilst filming his documentary. In the sequel, Luenell is nowhere to be seen and can be assumed to have either left Borat or died in the fourteen years since the first film. Borat goes on to ask a professional babysitter late in the film to be his “second black wife”, to which she politely declines.
According to various in-character interviews with Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat attended Astana University, where he studied English, journalism and plague research. He created five new plagues which “killed over five million goats in Uzbekistan.”[8] Prior to his plague research, Borat worked as an ice maker, gypsy catcher, animal puller (one who produces semen from animals) and computer maintenance engineer (specifically, removing dead birds which had nested in the vents in the computer’s casing).[9] He now works as a journalist and announcer on Kazakh television. This job “helps Borat and other Kazakhs express themselves in ways they otherwise would not have been able to do.”
Borat at the premiere of the Borat film in London, 2006
Borat usually speaks English during his reports; his supposed Kazakh language during some scenes is in actual fact a mix of Hebrew and Polish (both of which Baron Cohen has a good knowledge of). Borat usually introduces himself with the term “Jagshemash” (“Jak się masz?”, meaning “How are you?” in Polish) and ends reports with “Chenqui” (“Dziękuję”, meaning “Thank you” in Polish). He often uses the phrase “Wa wa wee wa!”, an expression of surprised delight, derived from a skit by Dov Glickman on the popular comedy Zehu Ze! show and which is often heard in Israel.[10]
Although nominally pagan most of his life in a primarily Muslim (albeit secular) country, sometimes remarking that he “follow[s] the hawk”, during his trip to America he attends a Pentecostal church service and later converts his entire village to Christianity, Borat’s version of which involves crucifying Jews. Borat is a keen admirer of Joseph Stalin, and claims that both he and Stalin are strong men with powerful “chrum” (genitals). He is strongly opposed to women’s rights and is quite aghast upon learning that in Britain and America women can vote while horses cannot. He frequently comments that allowing women to vote is like allowing “a monkey to drive a car”. In his spare time, he enjoys playing ping pong, sunbathing while clad in a lime-green “mankini”, disco dancing, spitting, sitting on comfortable chairs, shooting dogs, and taking pictures of women while they “make a toilet”. He also enjoys hunting Jews in his homeland. He is extremely fond of “sexy time”, particularly “mouth-party” and “hand-party”. Borat also states that he “very much like Korki Butchek” (a fictional Kazakh musician).[11]
Very nice.
Any chance we can start at 20:30 CET? Otherwise we will have to find a merc, as one of our team members can’t be online in time.
merc approval: https://etf2l.org/forum/user/128912/
CAST https://www.twitch.tv/makemake_kbo