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Season 36

Mid

Week 7

Round commencing: -

Schedule deadline: | Result deadline:

Date Scheduled:
Results submitted:
by Shuffles_ (Police Squad)

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2 - 4

[Screenshots: A ]

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3 - 4 (golden cap)

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European ESA invite vs UnitedKingdom Police Squad
1 - 5

SteamID Screenshots: A B

Players

ESA invite (6) Dlauck, +Rem, Teroantero, portarto, Dowel, tev
Police Squad (6) Shuffles_, Mimo, doug, ShadyMike, Roper, Celreo

11 Comments

  1. Default Date said:

    A default date has been set for this match by ETF2L.
    The default date is: Thursday, 23 July 2020, 21:00
    Please play this match on the appointed time and submit the results.
    If the default date does not suit you, please contact your opponent and ask them to reschedule.

  2. Shuffles_: FL6 - TC said:

    tero youre going down buddy because i am the police, and I’m here to arrest you. You’ve broken the law. I did not write the law. I may even disagree with the law but I will enforce it.No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars.If you run away I will chase you.If you fight me I will fight back.If you shoot at me I will shoot back.By law I am unable to walk away.I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun.Behind my badge is a heart like yours.I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I can be killed.And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me.They will lay down their lives for me, and I them.We stand watch together.The thin-blue-line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad.We are the police.

  3. Teroantero: TBA said:

    My name is Teroantero. pay strict attention to what I say, because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I’ve told you my name. That’s the “who.” The “where” could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there’s a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The “what” is easy. Recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That’s also the “when.” As for the “why,” beyond the obvious financial motivation, it’s exceedingly simple. Because I can. Which leaves us only with the “how.” And therein as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.
    Walk out now Shuffles, walk out with your head held high. I’m just getting warmed up. If you choose to fight me. I’m gonna pull the whole thing down. I’m gonna bring the whole f*cking diseased, corrupt Police Squad down on your head. it’s gonna be biblical. You have been warned.

  4. Shuffles_: FL6 - TC said:

    *sips* Yep. You’re pretty strong, Teroantero, but you’re going to destroy your back with that arch. I was a beast back in my day… Yep. Benched 315 when I was in high school. Heh. But if you really want to be strong, do ten sets of ten reps. That’s what coach used to have us doing. *sips*

  5. Teroantero: TBA said:

    Shuffles, this is Teroantero from UK Fitness: we want you to know you are forever banned from our facilities. We understand you take your workout seriously, but what you and your “friends” did in the showers had no cardiovascular value. I know you said you were “working each others glutes”, but we both know that’s a lie. What you did with the curl bar was disgusting, and our staff is STILL trying to scrub lubricant and bodily fluids off the ceiling. We have added a “Shuffles Alarm”, don’t return.

  6. Shuffles_: FL6 - TC said:

    Fam i’m 12 years old, and still smarter than you, and i’m from Bangladesh and live in England. I’ve been brought up in London for all my life and ive only been in Bangladesh on holidays. ive been destroying open players like you since a year ago and its pretty ez. There’s also a game called Call Of Duty 2 where you go against idiots like you and fight in the American army. do you think i’m stupid and old enough (I’m 12 to remind you) to be a middie? You people are so jarring. I’ve always hated open players. why would you think a 12 year old gamer is a middie, you stupid idiot? Most of my life, I have spent gaming. This is not wasting my life and i play for fun. I am a Muslim and pray every day. I PRAY 5 TIMES A DAY AND YOU TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE AND HOW TO PRAY TO A DIFFERENT RELIGION YOU RACIST IDIOT!? 5 TIMES IS THE AMOUNT YOU ARE MEANT TO PRAY AS A MUSLIM!

    Most likely you are open. Good luck being a middie nowadays. People are gonna surround you and rip you apart. :)

  7. kren: BURY - 256 said:

    shuffles is a nonce pass it on

  8. Teroantero: TBA said:

    https://gyazo.com/6ffa676eab36076191e71a5248d9fcf4 Hello Shuffles, I was really looking forward to our match, but this information you being 12 years old is terrible news, FOR YOUR TEAM HAHAHA. Team Fortress 2 is rated for MATURE 17+. So you are unable to play this video game you silly goose! Thank you. My team will claim default win and become a new Police Squad. Tero out. *mic drop*

  9. portarto: PORG - WhWee said:

    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450754314118496276/725458283883790406/esa_vs_offside.jpg

  10. Roper: TC said:

    ggs

  11. Teroantero: TBA said:

    ggs!

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