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Quoted from GibbZ
Good joke sir.
No, this. Now get away.
A CORK radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan… spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “… You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee… spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “… You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!”
Quoted from Grem
Joke
Please tell me this is true and on youtube or sumin :)
Where do mathematical ships sail?
Indices
geddit? GEDDIT?!
Quoted from kolox
I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.
It was absolute carnage.
xD
Quoted from ilike2spin
Where do mathematical ships sail?
Indices
geddit? GEDDIT?!
Lol.. nice one.
Another Mathematical joke in Swedish :
Vet du varför det är så kallt i tommma mängden ?
Nä.
Där finns inga element.
(Påhittat av en uttråkad studiekamrat en gång i tiden..)
In english :
Do you know why it is so cold in the empty set ?
No
There are no radiators there.
(If you really find this funny in english you are weird…)
Last edited by Iller,
There’s two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: “Hey pop, let’s say we run down there and fuck one of them cows”. The older one says: “No son. Lets walk down and fuck ’em all”.
From the movie Colors, and very true.
If you have a box, 1m*1m*1m, and fill it up with atoms, there is always room for one more.
Last edited by trams,
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how unfair it is that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, then he is a player, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, then she is a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then its a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
Quoted from sweiny
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how unfair it is that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, then he is a player, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, then she is a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then its a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
Why are their no painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots-eat-em-all!
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