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A couple of Icelandic hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Quoted from Greg
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Oh screw you Greg!
knock knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
JO!
JO who?
JO momma!
Last edited by Sir Remix,
Two pedos are talking.
One of them says guess what, yesterday I saw an eight years old girl but she had the body of a 6 years old
“Knock knock”
– whos there
– bo
– bowho?
no need to cry? :(
2 condoms are walking down a street… they see a gay bar and one says to the other: ‘do you wanna go get shitfaced?’
I told my wife I wanted to freeze myself to -273 degrees celsius. She was worried but I said I’d be 0K.
Quoted from ilike2spin
I told my wife I wanted to freeze myself to -273 degrees celsius. She was worried but I said I’d be 0K.
I get it because 0K is zero kelvins that is absolute zero and on the celsius scale is -273 degrees.
Good joke sir.
I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.
It was absolute carnage.
Quoted from GibbZ
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I get it because 0K is zero kelvins that is absolute zero and on the celsius scale is -273 degrees.
Good joke sir.
Captain Obvious?
Quoted from Atty
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Captain Obvious?
This
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