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Created 21st April 2010 @ 23:57
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Im Bored, It’s late, I’m drunk. Lets start a joke thread.
My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.
“Really!?”
“No,” she replied, “April Fogarbnsrgabsjg….”
That’ll teach her to try to be funny…
What do you call a ginger hooker?
” An orange pay as you go ”
Thats all I could think of.. I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 3AM DAMN IT!
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Quoted from Snyyppis
Booo boring I demand you read through them all and select the best.
Stolen from facebook:
“This volcano has stopped more immigrants in 2 days than labour in 12 years.”
My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower.
I said, “Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally.”
She said, “That’s disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!”
“Hey,” I said, “these things happen when you’re having a shit.”
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, “Make love to me like in the movies.”
So I fucked her up the arse, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don’t watch the same movies.
What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.
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do you like fishsticks?
yes?
do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?
yes?
so what are you? a gay fish?
‘Man dies after slipping on ice while visiting his mother’s grave on Christmas Day’
Yet another instance of the mayhem a woman can cause by being out of the kitchen.
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Can’t help it, I know it’s a lame one, but can’t stop laughing about it:
News : ‘Bus Driver Rapped For Reading.’
I was at that festival and I don’t remember a rapper called Bus Driver!
Quoted from Dr Icecream
a rapper called Bus Driver!
[invalid URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpP-8tJ-9Js[invalid URL] :D
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