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Hey guys, feel almost bad for posting this but meh.

Was having a convo with an old friend of mines who I used to play with on public servers. Hes started his old clan again (or at least the match playing side of it) and I had this funny convo.

29 July 2009
22:47 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: o/
22:47 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: :D
22:48 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: match team
22:48 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :D
22:48 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: i’ll be honest, im not gonna suggest CBC vs iExpo since it would be slaughter, but ye, D:
22:48 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :D
22:48 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: *
22:49 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: play Blighty
22:49 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: its so shit that its untrue
22:49 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: heh
22:49 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: we don’t want a shit team
22:49 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: iExpo would be lovely ^^
22:50 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: you sure?
22:50 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: Haksword has become a very good demo btw
22:51 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Yes, he is in the team
22:51 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: he was playing with us tonight and i’d say hes 90% as good as our full time demo
22:51 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Which begs a question
22:51 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: just he needs to learn to sticky a touch more
22:51 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Why are YOU in a good clan?
22:51 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: You weren’t especially skilled, no offence, last time i checked
22:51 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: because i lrn2med
22:51 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :D
22:52 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: Danny (iExpo head) just seems to know everyone in TF2
22:52 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Battle medic me.
22:52 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: so we’ve had like higher div guys playing with us
22:52 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I challenge you to a Battle Medic fight :P
22:53 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: lol, but that dosen’t make a good medic now does it :P
22:53 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I beat my previous record for kills as medic today :P
22:53 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Haha, a good medic both heals well and fights well
22:53 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: You can’t just heal
22:53 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I reckon i’d kick your butt with needles, cos of all the time i play as the needle master, healing occasionally when needed and on assualt, but still fighting
22:53 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: i know, but ye, i get maybe 2 or 3 kills per map
22:54 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: you’ll get slaughtered then in 6v6 :P
22:54 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: per map?!
22:54 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Yeah, well
22:54 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I get 3,4 kils per llife
22:54 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: and that many in assists too, so shush you :P
22:55 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: im talking in 6v6 like
22:55 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: i just do not play med in pubs unless we’re clan stacking
22:55 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I fought as battle medic in 6v6s back in the day, i actually did exceptionally well
22:55 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: http://etf2l.org/forum/movie/topic-4685/?recent=78460
22:55 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: thats a funny film
22:55 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: hes a good med, awesome guy
22:55 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: they don’t expect an actually competant medic fighter to come at ’em
22:55 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :P
22:55 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: not interested.
22:55 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: in the slightest lad :P
22:56 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I have no interest in high level tf2
22:56 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: its a battle med frag video
22:56 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: hes not high level
22:56 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: And? I made one of those ages back
22:56 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: hes div4 (we’re div 5/6)
22:56 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I’ll make another if you like.
22:56 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Could do it all in one map, easy
22:57 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Medic is a decent fighting force if you know how to use other weapons than just the healing beam :P
22:57 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: All you do is shout spy to your companion, i just whip out the ubersaw and deal with it myself :P
23:00 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I will make another medic video, get some footage within a couple days, just for you, to demonstrate.
23:01 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: To your cocky, degenerate, patronising ass :P
23:01 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :P
23:01 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: and Scottish, don’t forget scottish
23:01 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: ye
23:01 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: scottish ftw
23:01 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: well ok
23:01 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: i think we’ll win though
23:02 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Course you will
23:02 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: But the poit is
23:02 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: We really won’t care :P
23:02 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: any competent solly/demo/scout vs a medic is a no-brainer :P
23:02 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: ye ok
23:02 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: it’ll be a laugh though
23:02 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :32
23:02 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :3
23:02 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Oh aye
23:02 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: That’s all we’re there for
23:02 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: shits and giggles
23:02 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: ye
23:03 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Never serious
23:03 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: we’ll probably play engi and stuff for lulzies too :P
23:03 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: We will probably have Johnnie play music throughout :P
23:03 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: lol
23:04 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Me and Johnnie fighting together
23:04 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Your doom has come :P
23:04 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: I am keen to face you in a medic-medic battle sometime though
23:04 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Maybe give you some pointers :P
23:06 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: in our clan, i rarely need to whip out the Blutsauger
23:07 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: there should always be at least 1 solly with the medic
23:07 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: The point is, you shouldn’t have the need for that 1 solly
23:07 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: he should be doing something like capping a point
23:08 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: which is what you should be doing anyway
23:08 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: blutsauger out, fighting them back
23:08 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: i defended last point on fastlane today, on my own, 2 pyros, a medic and a soldier, close quarters, killed them all with needles
23:10 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: lol nice
23:10 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: thats why it’s useful
23:10 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: cos if you’re the last man standing
23:10 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: you can fight off the hoarde :P
23:10 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: thing is, if your doing your job right, your never the last man standing :P
23:11 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: You can’t help that always, eh?
23:11 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Kritz or Uber can soon change your plans
23:11 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: can’t rely on it, you don’t make your team invincible afterall
23:12 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: i think you have a somewhat skewed attitude of how 6v6 is played :P
23:13 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: There’s your patronising self again, if you dont remember, i played many many matches with you in EBC
23:13 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: so don’t assume i don’t know what i’m talking ’bout
23:17 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: so y
23:17 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: ye*
23:17 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: would you be up for playing tomorow?
23:18 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Not in the slightest
23:18 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: We ain’t even got a team yet
23:19 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Because i’m too fucking nice to you, i’ll give you this.
23:19 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/68100
23:19 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: sv_pure 2
23:19 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: ….
23:20 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: Heh, in all matches?
23:20 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: It’s for practice, anyway
23:20 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: yup
23:20 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :P
23:20 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: ok
23:20 – iExpo^ SKyRIDE!: :P
23:21 – (=*CBC*=) Dr. Kukri: It’s useful, and very visually appealing

So ye, Out of touch with 6v6 play much?

P.S. I do like the guy, hes awesome and i’ll be at a LAN with him in a few weeks, just thought it was a funny convo.

CBC = Cream Bun Clan fyi,

sounds like one of you has to bend over and start making babies

:D

lol?

sounds like one of you has to bend over and start making babies

:D

lol?

wait, babies fall from the skies on snowflakes

Wait, I sense sarcasm, you mean they don’t?!! D:

[sarcasm] He’s right.
Medic is totally an offence class. [/sarcasm]

P.s Stop posting shit on ETF2L or im going to rape you <3

<3 you to Danny. :P

Im just posting this because its funny.

CBC is supposed to be a fun community, it’s actually under control of Herr Kukri.
I’d love to play against them, but seeying I hate him and he hates me he won’t accept probably :(

Kukri sounds like a proper twat :D (not ‘cos of lack of 6vs6 awareness as playing battlemedic is badass :] )

link to his frag vids plox

+1

Nobody really cares tbh

I think this thread is for the lolz to be honest.

And if you bother to read it, its quite funny to be honest.