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Poundworld Security

Created 29th June 2015 @ 15:51

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RTC

This is RTC and Deox giving you an important service announcement.

Poundworld have recently stepped up their security matters in order to fully represent the ethos of the store. In the Cardiff store, Deox decided to attempt theft of a box of Caprisun cartons, but was swiftly detained by a ruthless security official.

Both of us strongly advise you NOT to steal from Poundworld, lest you feel the wrath of the ever vigilant official known as “John”.

http://imgur.com/aRXMY89

Ducky

TDP

They have these in Leicester too :O

http://a-review-a-day.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/todays-review-poundworlds-shoplifting.html

Meeto

They had one in the shop I work at a while back. unfortunately, we’re right next to a pub, so a drunk came in and bit its nose off for ‘eyeing up his girlfriend’

Beater

Danmark
LEGO

As an unknowing Dane, Poundworld is not what i expected it to be.

Henghast

open
bobs

They have them in quite a few places. Apparently the sight of a figure associated with authority will have an impact on people regardless of whether it’s a cardboard cut out or an actual person. It showed in trials that there was a reduction in incidents of shop lifting and theft after these were installed.

Deo

x22

Spot the german ^

Ducky

TDP

Quoted from Beater

As an unknowing Dane, Poundworld is not what i expected it to be.

What did you expect it to be? or is it too rude to say? :)

STOGE

TDP

http://i.imgur.com/ZxZ0WJJ.jpg

aura

what a load of bullshit, people who know how steal wont be even slightly intimidated by this

Beater

Danmark
LEGO

Quoted from Ducky

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What did you expect it to be? or is it too rude to say? :)

You’ll just have to use your imagination

Meeto

Quoted from aura

what a load of bullshit, people who know how steal wont be even slightly intimidated by this

But it discourages teenagers who don’t know how to steal from stealing.

P.S Deox is going to receive vast amounts of shit for going on a date to poundland.


Last edited by Meeto,

I seen this exact same plodder in Northampton as well.

I heard of Villagers putting up cutouts of Plodders on the main A roads going through so when you spot them you slow down thinking they are a real plodder.

MIndYe

[hePPa]

Quoted from Hildreth

I seen this exact same plodder in Northampton as well.

I heard of Villagers putting up cutouts of Plodders on the main A roads going through so when you spot them you slow down thinking they are a real plodder.

Da fuck is a plodder? Speak english!

walters

105

Fuck Deox!

RTC

Quoted from walters

Fuck Deox!

Yes

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