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Jackpot - jizz in your pants today!

Created 22nd April 2009 @ 14:23

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Swifty

ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ

Hi, have i got an offer for you! Have you grown old or too tired to masturbate? Or maybe you are just handless? Well, Your problems are solved!

With this amazing new MP3, you can ejaculate without touching yourself at all! It’s the new craze out there in the school yard and workplace. Men, woman and children are cumming with their ipods everywhere you can think of!

http://isabellaval.livejournal.com/369368.html

Only $35.00!

(This is completely true, serious AND WORkS!)

Please reply with your experience with this product for future interested buyers. TY :)

chocolatE :>

too much money

Swifty

ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ

35$ for a lifetime of no handed pleasure?! Comeon!

tragett

But fapping is the fun part :(

N/A

RaWr ::

I just ask my mom

Ypsy

Tried it some time ago… didn’t work that good :/
Hard mode: View a pic of her before listening to it.

Tapley ❤

TEZC
TEZC

I just ask Josh’s Mum.

GibbZ

WOOOOO!

Doesn’t work :(

Swifty

ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ

It takes afew tries!

iQue

keso

Kind of interesting.

Is it some sort of music or is it just random hump noises or what :D

Brutallus

I have swifty for that

kEvNx

.#mtf

sup SwiftyLabtop

BvD

flowerpower/

iQue, It’s like whisperings that should make you in a trance and make you cum. I read abit :p

Waebi

‹Con›

sharing is caring.

emsii

swifty you are kaka :C

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