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19:25 – emb @H|H: turris?
19:25 – exm: kai pajausiu savo rankas galesim [we can play when I’ll feel my hands again]
19:25 – exm: neseniai grizau namo [just returned home]
19:26 – emb @H|H: masturbate less
19:26 – exm: aha, isejau i lauka pasmaukyt [yeah, I went outside to masturbate]
19:26 – exm: nuostabi logika [awesome logic]
19:26 – exm: as tai vadinu “moteriska logika” [I call it “women logic”]
19:26 – emb @H|H: saltas oras prideda astriu jausmu! [cold wheather adds more excitment!]
19:27 – exm: Tau zinot, man speliot :D [It’s for you to know, and for me to guess]
19:27 – emb @H|H: I know everything there is to know about everything!
19:28 – exm: bet specializuojiesi ties masturbacija ekstremaliomis salygomis? :D [but you specialise on masturbation on extreme conditions?]
19:28 – emb @H|H: siaip vienas is hobby [It’s only one of my hobbies].

It’s lithuanian, tried my best to translate accuratly :)

I suggest next time you give the original version and then – the translated-one. It will be not that awkward to read.

Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. jeff_: WA MOET GE JONGE ( WHAT DO YOU WANT DUDE? )
Ps. jeff_: JANET ( PUSSY )
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Your mom
Ps. jeff_: WA IST
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: :D
Ps. jeff_: your momma
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. jeff_: wa……….
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Took a big dump earlier ? D:
Ps. jeff_: yes
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: o.o
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: How big?
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: o.O
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Was it bigger then your penis?
Ps. jeff_: couldn’t of been any smaller :((((((((((((
Ps. jeff_: little dingy :(((
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: awww, you want some powder for you butt??
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: =(
Ps. jeff_: U WENT SOM WHINE WITH UR BRED? XD
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: I don’t have bread
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: D:
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Could you pull some out of your ass?
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Or does it only make brown sammiches?
Ps. jeff_: ok
Ps. jeff_: smakelijk
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: ….
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: I don’t have bread
Ps. jeff_: LOL
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: -_-
Ps. jeff_: i just laid some
Ps. jeff_: in the toilet
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Can you pick it up with your hand please? Mine are still wet, just took a pee :/
Ps. jeff_: ROFL
Ps. jeff_: no sorry
Ps. jeff_: i have no hands
Ps. jeff_: :-)
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: you’re wierd.
Ps. jeff_: how ironic
Ps. jeff_: dumb cunt
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: outplayed. =(
Ps. jeff_: ^
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: ^
Ps. jeff_ has changed their name to Ps. PROject jeff_.
Ps. PROject jeff_: LOl :D
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Thats my tag you cunt
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Fuck off
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: D:
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAHA
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: And it’s Project
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: NOT
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: PROject
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: You aint PRO
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: not one bit :(
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: I’m the pro sniper here
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: T_T
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: And scout
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Beat your ass
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: fgt
Ps. PROject jeff_ has changed their name to Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???-.
Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???-: ROFL
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: WHAT THE FUCK
Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???-: HAHA
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Stupid faggot
Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???- has changed their name to Ps. PROject jeff_.
Ps. Project phy^ has changed their name to Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand.
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh- has changed their name to Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand.
Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand: =>
Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand: Hi
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAHAHAHHAHA
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAN
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAHA

10:15 sandikk> :}}
10:15 WildStoke> !ready
10:15 Newlife> vote for gran
10:15 Trabzonlu> Thanks all guys.

Can’t believe I read all that, not fucking funny at all.

then don’t read it :(, it wasn’t suposed to be funny. was suposed to be a waste of your time :>

Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: EY
Ps. jeff_: WA MOET GE JONGE ( WHAT DO YOU WANT DUDE? )
Ps. jeff_: JANET ( PUSSY )
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Your mom
Ps. jeff_: WA IST
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: :D
Ps. jeff_: your momma
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. jeff_: wa……….
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: hey
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Took a big dump earlier ? D:
Ps. jeff_: yes
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: o.o
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: How big?
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: o.O
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Was it bigger then your penis?
Ps. jeff_: couldn’t of been any smaller :((((((((((((
Ps. jeff_: little dingy :(((
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: awww, you want some powder for you butt??
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: =(
Ps. jeff_: U WENT SOM WHINE WITH UR BRED? XD
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: I don’t have bread
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: D:
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Could you pull some out of your ass?
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Or does it only make brown sammiches?
Ps. jeff_: ok
Ps. jeff_: smakelijk
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: ….
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: I don’t have bread
Ps. jeff_: LOL
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: -_-
Ps. jeff_: i just laid some
Ps. jeff_: in the toilet
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Can you pick it up with your hand please? Mine are still wet, just took a pee :/
Ps. jeff_: ROFL
Ps. jeff_: no sorry
Ps. jeff_: i have no hands
Ps. jeff_: :-)
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: you’re wierd.
Ps. jeff_: how ironic
Ps. jeff_: dumb cunt
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: outplayed. =(
Ps. jeff_: ^
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: ^
Ps. jeff_ has changed their name to Ps. PROject jeff_.
Ps. PROject jeff_: LOl :D
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Thats my tag you cunt
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Fuck off
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: D:
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAHA
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: And it’s Project
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: NOT
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: PROject
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: You aint PRO
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: not one bit :(
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: I’m the pro sniper here
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: T_T
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: And scout
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Beat your ass
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: fgt
Ps. PROject jeff_ has changed their name to Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???-.
Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???-: ROFL
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: WHAT THE FUCK
Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???-: HAHA
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh-: Stupid faggot
Ps. PROject jeff_ -HOWHIGH???- has changed their name to Ps. PROject jeff_.
Ps. Project phy^ has changed their name to Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand.
Ps. phy^ -HowHigh- has changed their name to Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand.
Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand: =>
Ps. iJeff_ I have poo in my hand: Hi
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAHAHAHHAHA
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAN
Ps. PROject jeff_: HAHA

you tricked me
i trusted you
oh my god

The nxt convo is how CommanderX starts a convo with me on steam:

16:41 – CommanderX: oooooomg, just found out this girl i had been texting used to be a man………………eeeeeww xD fml
16:41 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: wow
16:41 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: great first msg
16:42 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: nice interest
16:42 – CommanderX: i almost thew up
16:42 – CommanderX: i wanst interested you prick :P
16:43 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: s ohow the fuck do you know he was a man
16:43 – CommanderX: my friend introduced the other night at a club but i didnt really talk to her
16:43 – CommanderX: the next day my mate gave her my number and she started texting me
16:43 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: great friend
16:44 – CommanderX: (yeha im gonig to strangle him next time i see him)
16:44 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: “she”
16:44 – CommanderX: it i dont know what to call it
16:44 – CommanderX: so we started texting
16:44 – CommanderX: and she called me last night and we were talking and she was like i’ve got a secret….
16:44 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: this might be my first post on etf2l
16:44 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: chatlogs of strangeness
16:44 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: hahahaha
16:44 – CommanderX: hahaha omg
16:45 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: i hope you found out before you got attached
16:45 – CommanderX: i swear this stuff only happens to me wtf is thisa bullshit
16:45 – CommanderX: lol yeah had only been texting like 2 days
16:45 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: but she looks aight?
16:45 – CommanderX: i dont know thats the thing
16:46 – CommanderX: i only saw her the one and not for that long and i was quite drunk at the time
16:46 – CommanderX: i dont remember her looking that manly or anything xD
16:46 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: rofl
16:46 – CommanderX: glad im moving back to my house at uni next week lol
16:47 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: so you gotta hook up this week
16:47 – [FB] The Insane Exfane: :)

How obvious can it be Commander, you shouldve run and shouted “Death, Kill McMurder” once you noticed the large Adam’s apple :P on “it”

CommanderX,was her name Tomy Salami?

g00se`: why do i love all tf2 cunts?
traget / onlinegamer.se: i duno
g00se`: you/demsi/deek
g00se`: top 3 cunts on etf2l
g00se`: and i love you 3
traget / onlinegamer.se: awww