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mm i smell cock somehow, well yeah MR.ARVID Did handle that pretty good somehow ;I

rofl i showed him this vid

SRS and SENSITIVE and MATURE discusshuns over here

enixe.ambra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsfZOZlRbo
Purple^jvs^: DONT TOUCH ME
Purple^jvs^: omg
Purple^jvs^: dude
Purple^jvs^: I got with the hottest girl tonight
Purple^jvs^: She would blow your faggot mind
enixe.ambra: >purple >hot girls
Purple^jvs^: i grew up a lot :¬p
Purple^jvs^: im tall, fairly well built
Purple^jvs^: and have sexy hairt
enixe.ambra: >purple >sexy hair
Purple^jvs^: NO
Purple^jvs^: IM NOT KABLAM
Purple^jvs^: but still
Purple^jvs^: wow
Purple^jvs^: WoW
Purple^jvs^: WOW
Purple^jvs^: wOw
Purple^jvs^: Im fucking drunk
enixe.ambra: yeah the “wow im not virgin anymore” feeling
Purple^jvs^: i hvnt been a virgin in 2 years faggot
enixe.ambra: LOL K
Purple^jvs^: but ive never had this kind of shit
Purple^jvs^: she is like A-class material
enixe.ambra: its not like
enixe.ambra: hot girls are only in movies
enixe.ambra: :p
enixe.ambra: they exist
enixe.ambra: now you found out
Purple^jvs^: I knew before
Purple^jvs^: but only now am i tapping that shit
Purple^jvs^: Shes way out of BOTH our leagues
Purple^jvs^: but shes one of those people who didnt get hot till later
Purple^jvs^: so shes super shy and cute
enixe.ambra: no female is out of any man league
enixe.ambra: the fuck you talking about
Purple^jvs^: my penis is 8 inches.
enixe.ambra: why would you tell it to me
enixe.ambra: i dont even know what a inch is
Purple^jvs^: Cos i want to make u feel bad
enixe.ambra: fucking not-europeans
Purple^jvs^: im englishean
Purple^jvs^: !
Purple^jvs^: -censored racist word in caps lock-
Purple^jvs^: what u want it in ?
Purple^jvs^: centimeter?
enixe.ambra: i am not interested in men genitalia
Purple^jvs^: YES YOU ARTE
Purple^jvs^: WHAT U WANT IT IN?
Purple^jvs^: 1 inch [in] 2.54 cm
enixe.ambra: dude you look obsessed with genitalia
Purple^jvs^: WHAT
Purple^jvs^: U CANT BEAT ME?
Purple^jvs^: MY PENIS IS BIGGER
enixe.ambra: i dont think so
enixe.ambra: remember i’m italian
enixe.ambra: and tough
Purple^jvs^: oh shit
Purple^jvs^: ur ancestors breed with -censored racist word-
Purple^jvs^: ;O
Purple^jvs^: but still
Purple^jvs^: for a white guy
Purple^jvs^: my penis is pretty hughe
enixe.ambra: and whats the point of this
Purple^jvs^: i forgot
Purple^jvs^: dude srsly
Purple^jvs^: i drank a fuck load
Purple^jvs^: you are not my enemy!
Purple^jvs^: but my penis is big!
enixe.ambra: i actually feel bad because i dont go out having a decent party from 3 weeks
enixe.ambra: my friends think im dead
Purple^jvs^: Ive been very active recently
enixe.ambra: i dont even answer the phone anymore
Purple^jvs^: ive been to a house party, clubbing, and 2 other minor events
Purple^jvs^: within the last 5 days
Purple^jvs^: and last week was the same
enixe.ambra: good for you
enixe.ambra: i will start living from next week
enixe.ambra: my parents will be out of this house for a whole week
enixe.ambra: and i got big garden, huge house, so much room for any kind of party
enixe.ambra: huge dispenser of alcoholics
Purple^jvs^: can i come ?
enixe.ambra: 4 beds
enixe.ambra: no, you cant
Purple^jvs^: ..
Purple^jvs^: why not?
enixe.ambra: because youre not a super best friend
Purple^jvs^: .. i could be!
Purple^jvs^: im loyal
Purple^jvs^: like a dog
enixe.ambra: i was thinking of inviting tibbles
enixe.ambra: and yarrick
Purple^jvs^: dude i hate to tell you
Purple^jvs^: bu
Purple^jvs^: tibble love penis in his mouth :S
Purple^jvs^: i think it would be detrimental to your party effect.
enixe.ambra: mmm
enixe.ambra: true, i dont have gay friends
enixe.ambra: i know only 2 lesbian girls
Purple^jvs^: you should invite me instead
Purple^jvs^: i can handle my drink
Purple^jvs^: i can handle my drugs
Purple^jvs^: i dance
Purple^jvs^: i party
Purple^jvs^: i fight
Purple^jvs^: i fuck
Purple^jvs^: what more u want from me?
Purple^jvs^: HEY?
Purple^jvs^: WHAT MORE U WANT?
enixe.ambra: you dont belong here
enixe.ambra: actually i was thinking of something more tricky
enixe.ambra: i could come visit YOU
Purple^jvs^: that would be hilarious
Purple^jvs^: i would get you fucking drunk
Purple^jvs^: but england is shitty
enixe.ambra: dude
enixe.ambra: i get drunk so easily
enixe.ambra: also, I barely ever speak english
enixe.ambra: i mean i dont SPEAK english from a year
Purple^jvs^: i can drink a LOT
Purple^jvs^: like
Purple^jvs^: a litre of gin a lot.
Purple^jvs^: my alcohol tolerance is huge
enixe.ambra: lol not mine
enixe.ambra: also, before getting drunk
enixe.ambra: i get SLEEPY
enixe.ambra: so there is a fight inside me
enixe.ambra: to keep me awake for MORE
Purple^jvs^: i hope ur not super weak
Purple^jvs^: like 2 drinks and ur drunk
enixe.ambra: no 2 drinks im still pretty fine
enixe.ambra: around 4 i start being strangely responsive
enixe.ambra: laughing much more than necessary
enixe.ambra: and saying things i wouldnt normally say
Purple^jvs^: 4 is when i start to act different too
Purple^jvs^: but
Purple^jvs^: 8 is when i considermyself drunk
Purple^jvs^: 12 is when i start to cave in
Purple^jvs^: 16 is when im sick
Purple^jvs^: tonight i had 10 drinks
enixe.ambra: never had 16
enixe.ambra: :p
Purple^jvs^: and walked that super hot girl to her house nice n safe
Purple^jvs^: i did
Purple^jvs^: i was so drunk dude
Purple^jvs^: i thought i was going to die
enixe.ambra: nah im always quite moderate
enixe.ambra: i only had too much ONCE
enixe.ambra: when i was OMFG SAD
enixe.ambra: cause it was over after 2 years with a girl i was in love with
Purple^jvs^: dude love is so awful
enixe.ambra: i was between FFFFUUUU and Q_Q
Purple^jvs^: i was the same
enixe.ambra: i had to drink for 3 weeks
enixe.ambra: but you know what
enixe.ambra: IT WORKED
Purple^jvs^: i was with my girlfriend for 2.5 years
Purple^jvs^: And i didnt deal with it
Purple^jvs^: Then later on
enixe.ambra: fuck the “alcohol wont solve anything” thing
Purple^jvs^: It came out like a volcano
Purple^jvs^: And i drank for 6 months
Purple^jvs^: like an animal
Purple^jvs^: thats why i can drink so much
Purple^jvs^: But it fucked me up
Purple^jvs^: i developed several mental instabilities
Purple^jvs^: identity crisis
Purple^jvs^: personality disorders
Purple^jvs^: the works
enixe.ambra: in short youre a prick
Purple^jvs^: yeah :D
Purple^jvs^: But my advantages is
Purple^jvs^: I have a low, animal cunning
Purple^jvs^: which allows me to succeed
Purple^jvs^: because people dont expect some drunken asshole to trick them out of their money,
enixe.ambra: animal wat
Purple^jvs^: CUNNING
Purple^jvs^: LIKE SMARTZ
enixe.ambra: why animal
Purple^jvs^: Because wolves r smart
Purple^jvs^: But not like people r smart
Purple^jvs^: they smell weakness
Purple^jvs^: and single it out and prey out it ruthlessly
Purple^jvs^: !
Purple^jvs^: I AM LIKE WOLF
Purple^jvs^: FFFFFF
Purple^jvs^: but anyway
Purple^jvs^: its funny that u were in love
Purple^jvs^: i was in love once
Purple^jvs^: and i couldnt deal with its end
Purple^jvs^: and it left me with insufficient capacity to feel emotion
Purple^jvs^: isnt it funny?
Purple^jvs^: i will probably live my life around what happened]
enixe.ambra: nah youre still young
Purple^jvs^: i will be 20 soon
enixe.ambra: yeah, young
enixe.ambra: you think thats old?
enixe.ambra: omg there is people having these problems and being like 35, 40
Purple^jvs^: i think thats old enough to break patterns
enixe.ambra: those guys are fucked
enixe.ambra: we are not fucked yet
enixe.ambra: we can move on
Purple^jvs^: i sort of have
Purple^jvs^: i want to fuck this chick so bad
Purple^jvs^: Everyone said
enixe.ambra: HIT HER WITH YOUR PANZERCOCK OMFG
Purple^jvs^: ‘u dont stand a chance srsly’
enixe.ambra: PFFFF
enixe.ambra: THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO FAIL
Purple^jvs^: But who the fuck walked her home and touched her super boobz?
Purple^jvs^: THATS ME -censored caps lock racist term-
enixe.ambra: and HAMMERED HER YOUNG PERFECT BODY
Purple^jvs^: i will
Purple^jvs^: im meeting her on tuesday
enixe.ambra: with 29382389192038 THERAJOULES OF MENERGY
Purple^jvs^: i wonder if im capable of love
Purple^jvs^: i find it all so entertaiing
enixe.ambra: no love if you just want to fuck
enixe.ambra: but it could be funny, still
Purple^jvs^: you say that but
Purple^jvs^: you know how it can end
Purple^jvs^: you fuck a girl once and all of a sudden
Purple^jvs^: your sat looking at her pictures and feeling that warm feeling.
enixe.ambra: those are the post-fuck hormones, you ignorant
Purple^jvs^: the two can get confused :¬P
enixe.ambra: no, they cant
enixe.ambra: you eventually realize
enixe.ambra: if you dont, she does
enixe.ambra: and she suddenly will be DUDE I SHOULD PROBABLY STAY AWAY FROM YOU
enixe.ambra: AT LEAST 6 DAYS A WEEK
enixe.ambra: and it could still be fine
enixe.ambra: AMIRIGHT
Purple^jvs^: as long as my penis goes SOMEWHERE i dont give a fucking shit
Purple^jvs^: i know where ‘love’ leads
Purple^jvs^: im not eager to go there again
enixe.ambra: love is good because i think a relationship is good
enixe.ambra: but it has to be a good relationship
enixe.ambra: if its not, its an annoying waste of time
enixe.ambra: and its bullshit
enixe.ambra: and its not worth the time spent hitting on the girl
enixe.ambra: which is bad because you could have easily realized it was bullshit EVEN BEFORE hitting on her
enixe.ambra: tl;dr hormones troll you lòl
Purple^jvs^: Thats what i find so funny
Purple^jvs^: i pride myself on being master of my own body
Purple^jvs^: but sometimes
Purple^jvs^: that -censored racism- tricks you
Purple^jvs^: and shit happens that you dont plan
Purple^jvs^: I think amusement is my coping mechanism
Purple^jvs^: even when shit hits the fan
Purple^jvs^: i still find it funny
Purple^jvs^: i laugh until i break down
enixe.ambra: nah im too srs to find shit in the fan funny
enixe.ambra: im like FFFFFUUUUU ITS ALL OVER for a couple of days
enixe.ambra: then I suddenly forget
enixe.ambra: until its urgent again
Purple^jvs^: its sort of the same for me
Purple^jvs^: but i laugh while my world breaks down
Purple^jvs^: then RAGE
Purple^jvs^: then emo
Purple^jvs^: then calm down
Purple^jvs^: then laugh
Purple^jvs^: im gonna go and pass out now
enixe.ambra: pff, pussy
Purple^jvs^: whatever fag
Purple^jvs^: id drink you under the tabl

Made me laugh though :p

Why so serious :<

21:15 – nfinity ∞ antyy.: dont have hl2
21:15 – nfinity ∞ antyy.: but have synergy
21:16 – nfinity ∞ antyy.: it’s gay :/ most mods only need the engine, not the actualy game
21:19 – ArcY: as its a coop version of hl2 iwould say its quite dependant on having the game files

12:38 – GeneSIS^: where i can get that most gay avatar in tf2 scene?
12:39 – flowerpower/ hokka: from our steamprofile :D
12:39 – GeneSIS^: and where is that
12:39 – GeneSIS^: never seen it
12:40 – flowerpower/ hokka: :O
12:40 – flowerpower/ hokka: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197987110668
12:40 – flowerpower/ hokka: click dat gaypride shit!
12:40 – GeneSIS^: oh lawl!
12:40 – flowerpower/ hokka: stickys lawl
12:41 – flowerpower/ hokka: <3
12:41 – GeneSIS^: this looks so gay
12:41 – flowerpower/ hokka: i know
12:41 – flowerpower/ hokka: Cairenn is so obsessed with flowerpower
12:41 – GeneSIS^: :/
12:41 – GeneSIS^: lan t-shirt would be awesome!
12:42 – flowerpower/ hokka: with a fat I <3 DICKS on it, oh yes!
12:42 – GeneSIS^: krmh…
12:42 – flowerpower/ hokka: :D

12:43 – -HH- Hitoshura: what happened to your avatar?
12:43 – -HH- Hitoshura: are you gay?
12:43 – -HH- Hitoshura: its ok
12:43 – -HH- Hitoshura: yopu can tell me