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[03:01] * Swifty— slaps cheetah around with nuclear waste
[03:02] * cheetah mutates in Super-Cheetah
[03:02] * cheetah is now known as Super-Cheetah

/gay

[18:44] SKiNNie: ye like 100 people speak german in belgium cheetah
[18:44] @PwnageTV|leogeo: in a country of 200 people? that’s pretty large
[18:44] SKiNNie: he he
[18:44] SKiNNie: :P
[18:45] SKiNNie: anyway we are a belgian / portuguese / UK team
[18:45] SKiNNie: now u will never forget
[18:45] @PwnageTV|leogeo: portuguese? wtf?
[18:45] SKiNNie ye i wish we didnt have portuguese
[18:45] SKiNNie: fucking emos
[18:46] @PwnageTV|leogeo: i didn’t even know portugal had video games
[18:46] SKiNNie: our portuguese players are very rich compared to the rest of portugal
[18:46] SKiNNie: they even live in a real house etc

lol! ;]

Vent on roundstart while playing a pcw: *Everybody starts to move out of spawn, except Shahin who plays as medic*

Everyone: Shahin! Why are you not moving? Let’s go!

*several seconds later*

Shahin: I was staring at the moon…

uA.Atty : you should see pics of Xzar
uA.Atty : he made me wet my pants
al.Xzar : :D
al.Xzar : must be the girly hair
uA.Atty : :DDDDDDDD

Posting this while playing on the Pingtimeout DM server =D
steam web browser ftw :D

bet you got killed by scouts 94 times ))))

[22:38] slevinus> yo perry
[22:38] Perry-> hi slevinus
[22:38] slevinus> i see you are looking for high skilled soldier , and iam interesed
[22:39] Perry-> ok
[22:40] Perry-> past experience?
[22:40] slevinus> im heliana from redline/k1ck and team france captaine , i was ban but i switch account and ip
[22:41] slevinus> i just come back since 2 week
[22:41] Perry-> :D

lawl

Not the funniest shit but his spam in the end is epic :]

01:02 – V A L V E Admin Security. Hi this is (valve) Steam admin security , And we have seen a hacker try to hack your account and that is not good right?.
01:02 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: no:(
V A L V E Admin Security. is now Offline.
V A L V E Admin Security. is now Online.
01:04 – V A L V E Admin Security. So want to help you with that if you want?.
01:04 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: yes please.
01:04 – V A L V E Admin Security. To remove the Hacker From your *Account*
01:04 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: Yes
01:05 – V A L V E Admin Security. We must Update your Protection against hackers in your Account so we need your Username And password to Get ” Tillåtelse “.
01:05 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: whats tillåtelse?
01:05 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: :s
01:06 – V A L V E Admin Security. “permission”
01:06 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: ahh
01:06 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: so what should i do u say??
01:06 – V A L V E Admin Security. We need your Username and Password to get Permission to do this.
01:07 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: ahh
01:07 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: kk wait sec need to check it, not 100% sure ;D
01:07 – V A L V E Admin Security. Ok.
01:07 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: Some ppl say u are trying to steal my account and is not the real valve admin :(
01:07 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: is that true?
01:09 – V A L V E Admin Security. No no. I never going to do that! That is a crime I want to Help people and i can’t Hack im a Computer so I do not want to end up on the scrap dump
01:09 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: well a guy said
01:09 – V A L V E Admin Security. It
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: 16:23 – Trax: never trust those guys who add randomly and ask for pword and account, hackers -.-
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: :x
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: Well
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: i can give it m8
01:10 – V A L V E Admin Security. It’s Some Guy Some was Called ” [V A L V E] Admin security and he’s Account have been Disabled by me.
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: i can give it
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: in 10 hours
01:10 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: ok?
01:11 – V A L V E Admin Security. 10 Hours? we need it now Because the Hacker Kan start to Hack your Account .
01:11 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: well but icant give it now :o
01:11 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: 10 hours or no deal
01:12 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: what u say? :o
01:12 – V A L V E Admin Security. it’s Just take 10 minutes to Update it.
01:12 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: But may i ask u this before i give it
01:13 – [CiC]Bamm 8-> is it fun to try to hack other ppls accounts? have u ever made it? :)
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security. We Must Update it now Mr. Arvid.
01:13 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: is it? :>
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security. Fsa
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: sd
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: ada
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: sds
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: dsa
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: d
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: asd
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: asd
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: sa
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: da
01:13 – V A L V E Admin Security.: sd
01:13 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: Pwnd
01:13 – [CiC]Bamm 8->: anyways gl trying to hack someone ;D
V A L V E Admin Security. is now Offline.

well played Mr. Arvid