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New invention! The best mouse pad made.

The Crab’s mouse pads are made of high quality cloth material, providing a precise and consistent glide.

Tech. spec.
Ultra-Smooth Sandblasted Speed Surface
No portability at all :(
Optimized for both optical and laser gaming-grade mice

Crabster 3000
Price: 45$.

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However, we have taken care of those who don’t have such a money, by providing them Crabster 1000 for 30$.

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Quoted from Tommy Testosterone

So I got this extra money lying around and I think this could really work. I say we put our goods together and start doing some serious money.

Here’s where I’m at. We need 15 donkeys, 10 naked ladies, 8 pro gamers, a tree made out of metal, a cup of mud and 17 flies. What happens from there is so obvious that I don’t need to explain. Pffff… I can’t believe this hasn’t been done before. Ok so that’s our ad. We put it everywhere, prime time TV, fashion magazines, internet, children’s shows and books (especially kids because the little bastards are easily manipulated and then we have a reliable clientele in the future), parks, roadside billboards, cemeteries, publich bathrooms and other places.

We put the price at somewhere around 90 bucks. I reckon that with this plan we could make roughly 240k a year if we cut a bit from taxes (that’s easy, I know a guy) and take to notice the current economical state of the world. Profits will be split 50-50 of course. After that we both could get a nice beautiful philipino boy or two and buzz off to some nice beach somewhere.

hell yes!

Quoted from lolage

/yawn

u mad cuz u don’t have one of theese :P

Quoted from Tommy Testosterone

Hot damn!

I’ll take twenty!

twenty will cost more, as it’s harder to ship so many.

Love this <3

brb gonna get it patented.

I thought that there is some kind of pun, hidden in it’s name. Too bad i was wrong :(

rofl