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Greetings, I’m Moose.

As I was carrying out my usual escapades in my division one orientated 32man 24/7 2Fort server, I found myself without a sandvich due to giving it to the Golden Wrench ghost only to have him laugh at me.
Valve has be kind enough to give me ninety-twelve dalokoh bars this week, and I found myself compelled to orchestrate my feelings to the server through the art of freestyle while trying to breach a ten-man engi-orgy.

Enjoy.

YouTube – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6YeHaXPRro

Steam Page – http://steamcommunity.com/id/moosecake

Download – http://www.mediafire.com/?yh2jqj2zh4m

Lyrics:-

My dalokoh bar, my dalokoh bar,
My dalokoh bar will get me extra far,
My dalokoh bar, my dalokoh bar,
My dalokoh bar will get me extra far, (x2)

I don’t mean to offend ya when I’m playing heavy,
But I only here to kill you and blow up your sentry,
To do that, I need a heavy duty doo rag,
A hound dog will do but it’s not as cool so screw that,
I need a dalokoh bar,
Cause the medics won’t buff me, and I need to get far,
The engineer update put my 2fort in a state,
Wrangling, gunslingers creating a laser maze,
Doubled fire rate, and so ubers move backward,
So now I’ma camp alt-spawn, with my natascha,
Thank ya, for all the free kills,
QQ, and all the tears spill,
To execute this operation we need to move quickly,
A little nibble to get my health plus fifty,
Only to notice the medic ain’t with me,
Eyelander in my back, demoman killshot looking shifty,
So now I’m back at spawn, 15 seconds I wait,
Example in teamchat just how much I can rage,
You pathetic little medic, where was the anaesthetic,
When we were on spiral and you decided to leg it,
I didn’t craft my Bonk Helm and Trophybelt for nothing,
My hound dog is quite gay, but not as bad as huntsman,
Coz I walk out of spawn, and just a second later,
16 arrows hit me in the face, snipers mumbling about alligators, or something.

:D Pret-ty good innit

Haha, cheers lads, so far so good. The SPUF forums shot me in both kneecaps and pissed in the wounds.

Did it for a laugh, I’ll put up a download if many people are interested.

Rakim ain’t got shit on Moose, dawggg.

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Rakim ain’t got shit on Moose, dawggg.

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will always get paid

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Original post updated with a download link, if anyone can suggest something better than mediafire, by my sexual guest.

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I love being throttled in my wazoo…

dis is fukin shit