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The Fantastic Oracle
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Apparently, a surprisingly correct oracle. illii 1 – 0 Vali
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coolclan ٭ illii:
Your question was:
Am i really hiding in a bush outside vali’s window?
THE ORACLE answers:
Yes, you are.
Get back to more practical everyday tasks.
Your question was:
Am i weird for hiding in a bush to spy on my loved one?
THE ORACLE answers:
Yes, you are.
There will be a need to cooperate with others.
Your question was:
Does that mean we need a threesome to be happy?
THE ORACLE answers:
It’s guaranteed.
Your question was:
Does a panda count?
THE ORACLE answers:
Probably so.
Your question was:
Furrysome?
THE ORACLE answers:
Yes, but try to look at it through the eyes of a child.
Your question was:
Does vali have a furry fetish?
THE ORACLE answers:
It could be reality soon.
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k1ck. Vuvuvali: Your question was:
do you really have it in for me?
THE ORACLE answers:
You are not ready for the answer.
Your question was:
am i ready now?
THE ORACLE answers:
No, you are not.
Look back at your past experiences.
Coolclan ٭ illii: Your question was:
Do you realy hate vali that much?
THE ORACLE answers:
Yes, whatever you desire shall be yours.
k1ck. Vuvuvali: Your question was:
does illii own this website?
THE ORACLE answers:
You are not ready for the answer
Your question was:
was that a yes?
THE ORACLE answers:
Everything is going to be alright.
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Your question was:
Will this thread become popular?
THE ORACLE answers:
Not a chance.
Your question was:
will i find a new tf2 hat on thursday?
THE ORACLE answers:
Yes, you will.
YES!!!!!!!!
Your question was:
Should I lock this thread?
THE ORACLE answers:
Yes, you should.
You can ask another question.
Stupid bot
Your question was:
Is the website really poorly designed in a vain attempt to generate revenue from poorly positioned Google Adsense, Google Custom Search and a random Amazon box?
THE ORACLE answers:
The oracle does not respond to bad language.
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ok thanks.
Your question was:
Is TF2 dead?
THE ORACLE answers:
There is no way of predicting some occasions in life.
Your question was:
am i div 1?
THE ORACLE answers:
Success will be yours.
recruit me
Last edited by kuma,
Your question was:
Can Mike airshot?
THE ORACLE answers:
Not a chance.
Your question was:
Can Chris play medic?
THE ORACLE answers:
Not a chance.
Your question was:
Can you say anything other than “not a chance”?
THE ORACLE answers:
Of course.
fuck this
Last edited by octochris,
Your question was:
Is the etf2l homepage good?
THE ORACLE answers:
No, dont’t be silly.
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