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Mike Tapley – An Ode to ETF2l

I’d often await the latest post
From our favorite yank.
Occasionally i’d have Trou dropped
One hand on keyboard, Mid-wank.

However, on came a forum ban ever so swiftly.
For posting stories of rape staring Psunfragga, written by Swifty.
This young man will for ever be a TF2 Street Martyr
Sleep well sweet prince, Dear John Carter.

I’d close down my current page
Head line read “Young, Naked, just 18 , Dildo plastic”
In its place the latest TF2 news instead
Non-senseical posts made by, russian spastic.

New Post Submitted!! Somthing insightfull?
Alas no, more spam, LOL U MUST UNBAN FAN.
Soon to be followed by a new post from Ukrainan
HE NO CHEATA I SAWED HIM AT LAN.

Quoted from Tapley ❤

Mike Tapley – An Ode to ETF2l

I’d often await the latest post
From our favorite yank.
Occasionally i’d have Trou dropped
One hand on keyboard, Mid-wank.

However, on came a forum ban ever so swiftly.
For posting stories of rape staring Psunfragga, written by Swifty.
This young man will for ever be a TF2 Street Martyr
Sleep well sweet prince, Dear John Carter.

I’d close down my current page
Head line read “Young, Naked, just 18 , Dildo plastic”
In its place the latest TF2 news instead
Non-senseical posts made by, russian spastic.

New Post Submitted!! Somthing insightfull?
Alas no, more spam, LOL U MUST UNBAN FAN.
Soon to be followed by a new post from Ukrainan
HE NO CHEATA I SAWED HIM AT LAN.

(1) Love ♥

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw GAW
Speedhacking thats true

Inspired by Byte

Quoted from Spike Himself

A red sniper aimed for my head
My blue soldier jumped and he is now dead
My life he just saved
The red sniper waved
I’ll heal my demo instead

lmao, love it ;D

Gerard Manley Hopkins is, for the most part, both better and more relevant:

THE WORLD is charged with the grandeur of God.
It will flame out, like shining from shook foil;
It gathers to a greatness, like the ooze of oil
Crushed. Why do men then now not reck his rod?
Generations have trod, have trod, have trod; 5
And all is seared with trade; bleared, smeared with toil;
And wears man’s smudge and shares man’s smell: the soil
Is bare now, nor can foot feel, being shod.

And for all this, nature is never spent;
There lives the dearest freshness deep down things; 10
And though the last lights off the black West went
Oh, morning, at the brown brink eastward, springs—
Because Mike is a putz and insufferably bent
World broods with warm breast and with ah! bright wings.

by seraph

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joyce kilmer’s pretty boss. here’s one of my favourites:

Love and the gentle heart are one thing,
as the wise man puts it in his verse,
and each without the other would be dust,
as a rational soul would be without its reason.
Nature, when she is loving, takes
Amor for lord, and the heart for his home,
in which sleeping he reposes
sometimes a short, sometimes a longer day.
Beauty may appear, in a wise lady,
so pleasant to the eyes, that in the heart,
is born a desire for pleasant things:
which stays so long a time in that place,
that it makes the spirit of Love wake.
And likewise in a lady works a worthy man.

by Aye Doc

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This post was removed,
No poem for you :(

Why did shintaz remove his bromance poem?