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Don’t even continue reading if you’re not the absolute best the competitive TF2 scene has to offer. After winning so many tournaments single handedly carrying the fuck out of shitty players I’ve learnt to only play with people at your level or better than you, and as I’m the best I need people who don’t completely suck dick, and that’s hard to come by these days.

Now, if you’re still reading you should either be very high div1 or premier league. If you’re still div1 I’m not going to completely ignore you because there might be hope for your casual ass yet. I will be offering free training to those that I select because let’s face it, you’re all terrible, but with me you might suck a little less.

Do not contact me on steam because I probably don’t want you anyway.

If you’re interested post the following below:
Your steam-id.
Your name and age (I don’t care how good you think you are, if you have no balls you’re not on the team.)
Your recent tournament wins. I don’t give a shit about how ‘fucking sick’ you were in college, you’re terrible now so you better prove you don’t completely lick ass.
A reason why you should be on my team. Because let’s face it we’ll be miles ahead of any other casual peasants with me as coach and most valuable player.

Go.