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Weapon Names

Created 9th October 2010 @ 21:17

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M24_

renamed my sticky launcher to “LeftRightLeftRightLeft”

Jaskey

RL = Jakko’s Little Helper
SG = OLIVER (for those that watch topgear)
Sticky Launcher = Just Keep Running


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Ryssen

re#
Chive

I named my Scattergun “The molester” and i want to add the description “Take it literally, and from behind”, my sniperifle “Headviolater” and then my knife “traumatic insominator”. Why does all my weapons have something to do with rape? ^^

Tornf4lk

cc//

I gave you that :O and you spelled it wrong, search for traumatic insemination on wikipedia, you will be amused :P


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Ryssen

re#
Chive

Want to name my pistol “I hit for shit” because its true…

Tornf4lk

cc//

Quoted from Ryssen

Want to name my pistol “I hit for shit” because its true…

It is true….

Akasazh

THG
HL

Macerel: A distinct whiff of vag
Nade Launcher: Aka’s smoking pipe launcher
Frying pan: You call THAT a bonk?
Demo shades: I’ma let you finish… IN HELL!!!11

Starkie

ulti?
sniper

My Favourites
I’ve scrolled through the whole post and these are the best (or the worst puns).
Enjoy :)

Quoted from Thalash

Medi Gun: SLAVE LEASH
Kritzkrieg: LOVE BEAM

Quoted from Si^

Syringe gun – Little Prick
Uber Saw – Big Prick

I love my pricks :3

Quoted from djc

I’ve got a pain train and I’m going to name it “T. Pain Train”

Quoted from Fragga

My GRU’s are called “gloves of masturbating furiously”

Quoted from Sir Remix

Kritskrieg: Adolf Kritler

Quoted from Si^

Frying pan = Stephen Fry :3

Quoted from Trent

My Equalizer is called “Fat Penguin”

What? It “breaks the ice”… ^.^

Quoted from viko

Mah fro is named “Spamuel L. Jackson”

And my personal favourite which I saw in a game
Mad Milk – An Extroadinary Abundance of Mann Cream (Sorry, I can’t remember who you were)


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Dummy

Quoted from Starkie

My Favourites
I’ve scrolled through the whole post and these are the best (or the worst puns).
Enjoy :)

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And my personal favourite which I saw in a game
Mad Milk – An Extroadinary Abundance of Mann Cream (Sorry, I can’t remember who you were)

lol stark =3

Trent

‹Con›

Mentioned in Dispatches… aww yeah… ^.^

Atty

ORKZORKZORKZORK

Rocket Launcher: Panzerschreck armed with FGM-172 SRAW
Shotgun: Benelli M4 Super 90

Admirable

(Toucan Ambassador)

Quoted from Atty

Rocket Launcher: Panzerschreck armed with FGM-172 SRAW
Shotgun: Benelli M4 Super 90

Haha that’s actually cool :D
Everyone trying to come up with some funny shit and Atty keeping it real!

Pie Are Squared

.:ne:.

Named my syringe gun “Needles to say, I had the last laugh”

ih

My rocket launcher name is: Guba tuba (Croatian for cool tube).


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ooKami

Scout

Scattergun : “this is my BOOMSTICK!”
Pistol : “Good…Bad…I’m the man with the gun”
Fish : “I wonder where the fish has gone”
Bat : “shounen Bat!”

Heavy

Chocolate : “Baby Ruth”


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