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Demoman  Div 3 Skill, 6v6

UnitedKingdom Atkins

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Because I don't want to big myself up too much, I've let someone else do it for me. This is written by one of my close friends, lets see if you can guess who

SO before we begin let's get introduced
-My Name is Turbo
-I'm 18 years old
-I'm LANable in the UK (Going to i45/i46)
-Rage is not in my vocabulary
-Dedication and Pipe aim are my middle names
-I will not get on with cockos with overblown mr g-gos
-Prestige
-Worldwide
-And I'm interested in YOU

So now lets get down to business. I loved Dakka while its lasted, but now that its falling apart like like Links anal cavity, its time that i spread my wings and soared into oblivion
Thats where you come in.
-Division 3 SKill
-Reliable teammates with a good mumble atmosphere and A SERVER
-Keen as mustard
-Right as rain
-Free Dental is a plus

So heres my shot in the clark-slayer; no job is too large or small, no venture too daring or safe, no mountain too high and no valley too low, because I know; if you have a turbo sized gap in your team, then im the only choice you could possibly take and the only one you should ever consider.

Bitch.

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Joined Step brothers. [6v6 Fun Team] Atkins
Joined Velox [6v6] Atkins
Left Blame [6v6] Atkins
Joined Blame [6v6] Atkins
Left Jaguar Skills - 6 Wongs Make A White [6v6] Atkins
Joined Jaguar Skills - 6 Wongs Make A White [6v6] Atkins
Left Inadequacy [6v6] Atkins
Joined The Grusome Twosome [2v2] Chaplain
Left NwA [2v2] Atkins
Left Tardus+Sideshow= best internets eu [6v6 Fun Team] Tarduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Joined Inadequacy [6v6] UberLoFF
Left neXt [6v6] Atkins
Joined Tardus+Sideshow= best internets eu [6v6 Fun Team] Tarduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Left JOLT! [6v6 Fun Team] Atkins
Joined Team div2 + chaplain on engie [Highlander] lolage
Left The Blind Lemon Lunch Bags [Highlander] Atkins
Joined neXt [6v6] Atkins
Left Good at Last! [6v6] Atkins
Joined Good at Last! [6v6] Risky
Left CiC KAP [6v6] Atkins
Joined The Blind Lemon Lunch Bags [Highlander] Chaplain
Joined CiC KAP [6v6] Nagash
Left Froody TF2 [6v6] Atkins
Joined Froody TF2 [6v6] Doggman
Left FUNKYFRESH [6v6] Atkins
Joined FUNKYFRESH [6v6] tay
Left In the kitchen? [6v6] Atkins
Joined In the kitchen? [6v6] Atkins
Left .22 [6v6] Atkins
Joined JOLT! [6v6 Fun Team] James Lame
Left Trans Vest Tights [6v6 Fun Team] James Lame
Joined Trans Vest Tights [6v6 Fun Team] James Lame
Joined .22 [6v6] Chaplain
Left Distorted Minds [6v6] Atkins
Joined Distorted Minds [6v6] Chaplain
Left Last Men Left [6v6] Atkins
Joined Last Men Left [6v6] Nigh
Left Last Men Left [6v6] Atkins
Joined NwA [2v2] Atkins
Joined Last Men Left [6v6] Atkins
Left Pure [6v6] Atkins
Joined Pure [6v6] gregz

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35 Comments

  1. Coco: [d¿s] said:

    jealous because no waffles

  2. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    100% awful at bball

  3. raappana: KoP!? said:

    Unusual rec post. Also best of luck, legend is legend :)

    * He likes good oldschool rap, send him some stuff and You’ll be sure that You have him :D

  4. Coco: [d¿s] said:

    now the srs bzns: Turbo is a great guy and a great demo (almost as good as me), his pipe aim is impressive, if you get really close with him he might watch movies with you together over mumble!!

    Gl Turbo, cu@nextlan :D

  5. nalpak: [SAF] said:

    Dont know him that well, but what I know of him is average

  6. Chaplain: the ninja - TSPAG said:

    Predict an earthquake up in here

  7. TURb0: Velox. - TSPAG said:

    so here we gogogogog

  8. Chaplain: the ninja - TSPAG said:

    TURBO COME IN. YOUR DINNERS READY.

  9. lolage: TSPAG said:

    lol div3, you obviously don’t understand our concept in our highlander team… “Team div3 + turbo”

    fucking nerd

  10. lolage: TSPAG said:

    also: I just actually read the post

    A+

  11. Mr. G - String: DStS said:

    Turbo is a great demo with awesome pipe aim and loves to go for DAT PAN kill, with the right team he can go high, get him while you can, good demos are rare

  12. lolage: TSPAG said:

    Turbo: “hildreths rec post is higher than mine”

  13. Daleth: ti. - [PG] said:

    He’s gone from a shitty div5 demo with the worst aim in Europe and +0.1 Intelligence to a shitty div5 demo with the ability to spam grenades and +0.2 Intelligence. Nah, just kidding, he’s worse.

    v srs v

    Over the last 5 months he has really come into his own as a player, and just watching any neXt match you’ll see quite clearly how much he has improved.

    He’s good.

  14. cribbe: TC said:

    DAKKA Turb0: dinner brb

  15. lolage: TSPAG said:

    Turbo: “Did you see what daleth posted on my rec post? :3”

  16. DarkSlayer said:

    lol clarkslayer

  17. dr icecream said:

    TURBO YOU FUCKING TROLL! THAT IS TOO DEEP!

  18. dr icecream said:

    Oh, and: DAKKA Turb0: dinner brb

  19. Trane said:

    ‘TURBO YOU FUCKING TROLL! THAT IS TOO DEEP!’

    That’s what she said.

    On topic: Worst medic EU. Good demo when serious.

  20. dodgydogman: Panda said:

    Hes a beast demo but he needs to work on his vocab considering basic words like “rage” and “troll” and “not getting a triple airshot” dont seem to compute..

  21. lolage: TSPAG said:

    Don’t let turbo on minecraft..

    This happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhCeBbzE9g

  22. dr icecream said:

    THATS TOO DEEP GUISE OMG!

  23. Coco: [d¿s] said:

    srsly he only put down 2 TNT guise

  24. Clark: SDCK! said:

    div3, laaaawl.

    Seriously, though, amazing demoman with a great sense of humour. He could possibly be the chillest guy I ever met in tf2, so pick him up fast!

  25. lolage: TSPAG said:

    +1 on turbo being the chillest guy i met in tf2

  26. Link!: .:ne:. said:

    i am honored to have been mentioned in your rec post. gl bro!

  27. Chaplain: the ninja - TSPAG said:

    @Clark LOUUUUUULLL

  28. lolage: TSPAG said:

    looul?

  29. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    he is a beast at pipe aim and also great guy in general

    loves it when girls smear poop on themselves??? weird i know but what can you do

  30. TURb0: Velox. - TSPAG said:

    Turbo is a shit demoman

  31. jgmaster: BM said:

    lolage is div3 therefore turbo is at least div3 :)

  32. lolage: TSPAG said:

    cu@christmas shitter

  33. dr icecream said:

    Get good at engineer first Lolage

  34. tay /HuLK said:

    i remember when he was a shitty little soldier…now hes a shitty little demo
    oh how times have changed :D
    he reminds me of me last year at demo good dm but small squirrel brain
    but he has improved alot gl

  35. TURb0: Velox. - TSPAG said:

    neXt couldn’t be recovered. Worth a try.
    Bump