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Heavy  Div 4 Skill, Highlander

European The Tiny Waffles

Posted by Transistor: | Last Online:

We are looking for a heavy to join us urgently in ugc and if you wanna stay with us during ETF2L you are more than welcome to do so!

We scrim 20:00 cest
We all talk english
If you could maincall that would be great!

Besides that, have a nice day!

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26 Comments

  1. Closo said:

    If you play competitive tf2 for the drama, I can highly recommend tiny waffles. If you love having a neckbeard screaming down your headphones for 2 hours a week, I can recommend tiny waffles. If you want death threats sent to you by the team leader for supposedly doing something, I can recommend tiny waffles. If you want to be abused, have no fun, and lose every season, I can recommend tiny waffles.

    Unless you’re as dense as Transistor himself, I’m being sarcastic. Tiny waffles is an ass team and I wouldn’t force my worst enemy to play with Transistor and klaudia.

  2. JustJosh said:

    Merc’d for them once, got shouted at for evading a mini sentry instead of dying to it. Still mentally scarred by that moment.

  3. rot said:

    idk i heard hes a dick

  4. . said:

    he is

  5. Spyro: (ETF2L Donator) - GIEL said:

    In Tiny Waffles you’ll encounter mayhaps the nicest leader of all.
    This monument to leadership, standing tall.
    ’tis known throughout the community,
    Scrimming alongside Trans is a golden opportunity.

    As honour and valor are deeply represented in this man,
    Lenient as he is, he wouldn’t dare seize every Default he can.
    Let it be known, that in this man, true dignity is shown.

    Legends have risen, about his temper, docile and warm.
    Insulting others, is an act he would never perform.
    Entertaining, and an awesome leader towards his crew,
    Simply put, highly reccomended to you!
    ^
    ^
    ^In all seriousness, just read the first letters.

    Has some great members, really nice guys, but it all falls apart if the one representing and leading the team is what can only be described as a huge cunt to most everyone in the competitive scene, and especially to his own members.

    Kewl members though, (nearly) all those in the past and present.

  6. rot said:

    HOLY SHIT

  7. Cats said:

    holy shit 10/10 post Spyro

    majority of TW’s members are both really skilled and proper people,
    however that kind of goes down the drain when there’s a psychopath/teamleader being a shitsprinkler @everything

  8. Ggamefreak22 said:

    I heard, team r/ekt is still looking for good players topkek

  9. FloatingSkull said:

    @Spyro can confirm

  10. Goom: VH?♥ said:

    ☐ Rekt ☐ Not Rekt ☑ Tyrannosaurus Rekt

  11. Zevul said:

    Although the original people in the Waffles were all amazing guys and skillled players there was one who stood out. Yes it was the extremely bitchy, abusive and whiny Transistor. What kind of leader is that you may ask? The worst one. Literally worst than Hitler. The team quickly fell apart with a lot of core members falling out of the team and the few originals who are still left in the team are only there because they feel bad for the shitty leader.

    In all honestly, don’t get yourself into this mess. Stay out by all means. I would definitely and gladly recommend playing with any of the members of the team except for the shitty leader and his shitty “Girlfriend”.

  12. Mora said:

    :D That comment Spyro.
    Anyways, the few people i know from TW are really cool.
    I’d just like to encourage Transistor to calm down and think a bit before spewing out angry remarks, or better yet, keep them to himself.

  13. Asaaj said:

    Lol angry pyro main leaders :^)

  14. Max: Fusion said:

    What kind of leader is that you may ask? The worst one. Literally worst than Hitler.

    But Hitler was a really good leader?

    Before you call me a nazi, here’s a good ol’ joke for ya

    There were 3 gnomes who tried to went on to the show business and become famous. as they discussed upon their talents, they realized they had none. Desparate the gnomes were, they decided to be in the world records in a certain category.

    Gnome 1 said: I have pretty small hands! I bet I can be the one who has the smallest hands!

    Gnome 2 said: That’s a nice idea! I have pretty small feet myself so I’ll get in the smallest feet category!

    Gnome 3 said: Well guys I have a pretty small penis! I bet I can get in the smallest penis category!

    A few weeks after, the gnomes rush to the library to see the latest edition of the world records. Gnome 1 proceeds to flip through the book pages.

    “I did it! I have the world’s smallest hands!”

    “Gimme that” said Gnome 2 taking the book away from Gnome 1

    “I did it as well! I have the world’s smallest feet!” said Gnome 2 as he smiled happily.

    Gnome 3 took the book and flipped through the pages. When he finally went to the page of the world’s smallest penises, he just stood there… shocked.

    “Did you make it man? Do you have the world’s smallest penis?”

    Gnome 3 started to shout: “Who the fuck is Transistor!?”

  15. Menty: MAFIA - Nein said:

    nice banter lads

  16. Spyro: (ETF2L Donator) - GIEL said:

    This did quickly turn out into a subjective shittalk thread, which I seem to be part of, so I’ll be nice and try and be mature about this, as Morakone did.
    We’re in the wrong here by being insulting, no denying that, and i’ll apologize, to a certain extent:
    Try and be kinder in the future, this is immature of all of us, but it did all stem out of somewhere, that can’t be denied either.

  17. Zevul said:

    Yes Hitler was a good leader, thus making Transistor and everyone else LITERALLY WORST THAN HITLER.

  18. Kengur said:

    This thread made my day.

  19. Bob Bami said:

    Spyro fuck off with your kind bullshit, they got klaudia and that means you shouldnt join this team.

  20. prof said:

    Add me for trial, will play flank heavy with tomislav/steak/kgb. I will try to main call but it might be a bit difficult because I will spend the whole game hiding inside barrels. Ask Chris this shit works.

  21. Samski: MPREG - DBLE said:

    Played with some people in this team and against the team as a whole – would not rate them at d4 unless they have managed to pull off a miracle. Seeing that they’re looking for a main heavy this doesn’t seem to point to the fact that they’re a solid team (missing one of the key players in their team). I’m not gonna slag off people individually because I think enough had been said in this post but I would recommend anyone thinking of joining this team to read these comments carefully because there are certain people in that team that make it not a nice team and holds back the people that genuinely show promise and want to improve.

  22. Spyro: (ETF2L Donator) - GIEL said:

    Shiiieeeet Cnozzy boy, making me feel bad about trying to be nice.

    Point taken though, had it coming mate, joke about the smallest penis doesn’t even make sense:

    Clearly the biggest dick around.

  23. Dashij said:

    Ggamefreak22: ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction
    Ggamefreak22: 1 ref if you post that under trans rec post x333

  24. Ggamefreak22 said:

    I knew it x3

  25. Dashij said:

    http://puu.sh/cfOUO/daea482bbe.jpg

  26. Goom: VH?♥ said:

    Yeah, I don’t think Transi will find a heavy any time soon with this reputation lol.