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Soldier  Mid Skill, 6v6

European Snus

Posted by grimbar: | Last Online:

Due to an accident of our roaming Soldier Mordi, he impaled his hand with a knife somehow, Snus is now looking for a main Soldier again. It is going to be a main spot since Mordi is no longer playing for Snus.

What we expect:

– flawless English, don\'t even bother asking for trials if your English is limited to basic comms
– be a killing machine, aggressive, controlled and always on the frontline (or in a gayspot)
– be committed and expect to be heavily criticised upon, don\'t bother if you can\'t cope with getting yelled at. Taking my rage without backtalking is a required part of training.

What we offer:

– the usual infrastructure stuff: multiplay mumble and clanhost.nl gameserver
– a trolling div5 scout who needs mentoring from Baros^
– a swedish computing sciences student who is very special
– a raging german leader who tries his best to impersonate the austrian dominator
– a demoman who never rages and is the calmest person known to earth
– some british teen going all \"OGM I HIT A TRIPLE\"
– possibly the most keen team regarding improvement through heavy analysis

To arrange any trials add Grimbar, nothing else will gain you anything.

Following people don\'t need to apply:

– Every person below the age of 17
– Every citizen of a country that is outside GMT/GMT+1

Edit: pay attention to the line above my fellow eastern-european players. The line above is no joke.

– People who can\'t concentrate for 3 hours straight without going \"Hey, look squirrels!\"
– People who can\'t play Sun-Thurs from 20:30-00:00 CEST

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34 Comments

  1. algiosh4 said:

    good team all players is very friendly :>

  2. matOo said:

    div4 solid team, gl

  3. karit said:

    NO MORDI

  4. Mordi: ≧◡≦ said:

    :(

  5. Baros: HARDSTOMP - BLLB said:

    :DD poxie <3

  6. reactioN said:

    mentoring from baros?

    did i missed something ? :D

  7. Baros: HARDSTOMP - BLLB said:

    trolololo

  8. Poxie said:

    wayneshot <3

    never forget

  9. f0rce said:

    Absolutely great teamwork right here.
    Very efficient and improving every single game as from what I’ve seen.
    With this motivation I’m sure they’re gonna make it big…

  10. Mordi: ≧◡≦ said:

    veinshot 4 ever <3

  11. LEAD FACE: BLLB said:

    – a demoman who never rages and is the calmest person known to earth

    Probably the most truest thing ever written, I would join only for the purpose of James :DD

    I love this team to bits though, would recommend anyone giving them a go ;)

    AH GAWT SQUEZZED AND CAWLED SYNERGYYYYYYY

  12. DIEHARD said:

    Auwww Mordi ://, recover fasy my love ;)

  13. huhystah said:

    awesome team

  14. randa said:

    Really nice guys apart from grim who seems to be able to take the fun out of tf2 by raging and being a faggot. GL

  15. Grimbar said:

    haters gonna hate

  16. James Lame: BLLB said:

    lol wuv you too lead face. :)

  17. adlondo said:

    have sexy james with his awesome sc2 skills, that awesome angry german medic and of course poxmius noobius :D

    nice team gl with search

  18. Ghent: Team said:

    – a demoman who never rages and is the calmest person known to earth
    – some british teen going all \”OGM I HIT A TRIPLE\”
    If these two people are not enough to join instantly i dont know what is.

  19. Rafe: <3 Fruit said:

    Nice team, seem to be improving fast.

    link is a legend

  20. Atty: ORKZORKZORKZORK said:

    Ein gutes Team und Grimbar liebt es groß.
    Auch Poxie ist ein Schwuchtl und er liebt Männer. Er ist ein Schwuler.

  21. Mordi: ≧◡≦ said:

    Translated:

    A good team and Grimbar loves big.
    Also Poxie is a Schwuchtl and he loves men. He is a gay man.

    :DDD (agreed)

  22. caneD: MEAT - LEGO said:

    james & link pr0swedes

    mordi is low- at using a knife :D

    awesome team

  23. Atty: ORKZORKZORKZORK said:

    and Grimbar loves it big*
    I thought Schwuchtl means fag?

  24. Poxie said:

    get under my desk for fuck off :(

  25. Mordi: ≧◡≦ said:

    damn you google translate!

  26. Defur said:

    oh lol

  27. Poxie said:

    “BAMP!” – Dendo

  28. Dendocror: idd. - ~MOE~ said:

    Needs moar of that hitsound being an official hitsound included with TF2. :< BAM!

  29. Grimbar said:

    I don’t think they’d approve of me yelling BAM as hitsound

  30. Grimbar said:

    Still on the lookout

  31. Taimou said:

    Sick team spirit and absolutely 100% polished calls.
    Don’t question Grimbar when he’s doing his job, I did that mistake :d

    Gluck in future Snus! :)

  32. Stew said:

    I heard that when they are playing, it’s like in the army. Whoever questiones the calls gets his ass kicked.

    Unconfirmed rumors tho.

    gl in your search :)

  33. ups said:

    I read the requirements. I think your roaming soldier cut his own hand intentionally.

    Good luck :)

  34. Grimbar said:

    I hereby confirm Stew’s rumour.