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Scout  Div 4 Skill, 6v6

UnitedKingdom Kiss Kiss

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Me:
-Active
-Keen
-I don't play like a complete retard
-Mediocre aim/dm
-I use my mic quite a lot
-23, 70kg, 6ft 0inches, dark brown hair. 3 weeks out of 4 I have a neckbeard. 6 days out of 7 I smell like arse. Wannabe popstar.

You:
-Must speak predominantly English. Comms as well as everything else. Idc where you're from, I just don't want to sit on a mumble with a bunch of foreigns I can't understand. Unless you're finnish, that language gives me wood. Not but srsly. English please.
-Stable team. 5/6 with at least a season of experience in preference. Not interested in completely new teams or teams missing half a roster. Sorry.
-Active. Usual Sun-Thurs couple of games a night business. Also prefer ppl that aren't afraid to mix, gg200, ultiduo etc if we can't get 6..
-No emo kids that vanish after a single loss.

Mostly I want a team that is going to be around/has been around for a few seasons without too much roster changing. I'm nowhere near the best scout at this skill level, but I am probably one of the more committed ones. If you care more about a strong team and less about individual skill then I'll be an asset. If not then look elsewhere. There is a good while before next season and I'd like to keep my options open, so I won't be joining any teams in a hurry. I won't expect teams to wait for me to make up my mind either :). Thats all rly, direct any qs to me on steam.

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Joined Moustache Gaming [6v6] gibix
Left UCAP eSports [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Joined Team Chode [Highlander] Kiss Kiss
Joined UCAP eSports [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Left UCAP eSports [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Left ? [Highlander] Lokter
Joined UCAP eSports [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Joined ? [Highlander] Lokter
Left Epidemic Outbreak [Highlander] Kiss Kiss
Left BEARS [6v6] cribbe
Joined Epidemic Outbreak [Highlander] cribbe
Joined BEARS [6v6] cribbe
Left Snorlander McRænerupmon [Highlander] Kiss Kiss
Left Team Colonslash: Pokemon [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Joined Snorlander McRænerupmon [Highlander] SiTeHBu0mbb
Joined Team Colonslash: Pokemon [6v6] Zealos
Left beyblades [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Joined Too many wdcttrrrr [2v2] SiTeHBu0mbb
Joined beyblades [6v6] rytis
Left Moustache Gaming [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Left nope [Highlander] Kiss Kiss
Joined nope [Highlander] Spike Himself
Joined Moustache Gaming [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Left The Hampshire Heavies 2nd Team [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Joined The Hampshire Heavies 2nd Team [6v6] Akasazh
Left Straight Rippin! [6v6] Kiss Kiss
Joined Straight Rippin! [6v6] rikZu
Left X-Squad [6v6 Fun Team] Milo
Left X-Squad [6v6] Milo
Joined X-Squad [6v6 Fun Team] Milo
Joined X-Squad [6v6] Kiss Kiss

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20 Comments

  1. SiTeHBu0mb: DOWN said:

    Nice enough guy, no div4 experience as of yet,
    but can definitely handle it.

    Give him a trial!

  2. Pinklùùùnnyngen: CotC said:

    Thanks to this recruitment post i found out about gg200.
    -> he’s a kool guy, give him a shot

  3. Spelling: ? said:

    kisskiss is definitely one of the better scouts i’ve seen and played with around div4/5 level. his game sense is solid; you won’t see him over extend a lot or make silly mistakes such as pursuing frags endlessly. his dm is good enough for div4 but he’s a little bit inconsistent.

    however, i will say that kisskiss needs to work on not whining so much on mumble when the game isn’t going too well. this is especially worse when his dm isn’t performing to the best of his abilities either. as long as he works on this he’ll be top div4 or higher by the end of the next season.

    p.s. bad at gg200 and kill steals from me all day.

  4. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    he will do well in div4, very nice guy and a good scout

  5. Tearmisu said:

    Good Luck Kiss Kiss!

  6. Toms said:

    I used to be in TC:Pokemon like you, then i took an arrow in the knee.

  7. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    what the fuck is that joke about

  8. Heffron: 8{ - .:ne:. said:

    Good scout, kills people.

  9. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    Div4 should be ez. Good Scout and a fun dude. Changes his Steam username a lot.

    GL

  10. Toxic_Trojan: ? said:

    An amazing scout with such great aim, Has the drive to improve and was always there to give me words of advice, Will do wonders in Div 4 for sure, Best of luck:)

  11. Trent: ‹Con› said:

    The wannabe popstar bit would be a definite yes, personally.

    But he is a very pleasant, respectable, and reliable person. Good luck mate.

  12. gibix: iH said:

    good scout, good gamesense and good dm, would do good in div4

  13. Spike Himself: TC said:

    +1 to all of the above
    intelligent player who understands the concept of TEAM fortress

    will have some essays ready on the history of chocolate for anyone who wishes to listen

  14. Kiss Kiss: 8{ - 8D said:

    Xocolatl was a spicy and bitter drink derived from the cacao bean. Cacao beans were also used as currency in Aztec civilisation.

    Also bump.

  15. SiTeHBu0mb: DOWN said:

    Quetzalcoatl (Classical Nahuatl: Quetzalcohuātl [ketsaɬˈko.aːtɬ]) is a Mesoamerican deity whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of “feathered serpent”.[1] The worship of a feathered serpent deity is first documented in Teotihuacan in the first century BCE or first century CE.[2] That period lies within the Late Preclassic to Early Classic period (400 BCE–600CE) of Mesoamerican chronology, and veneration of the figure appears to have spread throughout Mesoamerica by the Late Classic (600–900 CE)

    Also, why is KissKiss (Scottish: KessKess) still clanless? Trial this guy!
    He has too much spare time and knows his game! T R I A L H I M ! !

  16. Kiss Kiss: 8{ - 8D said:

    Can I have a team now please. I ask nicely.

    Number of trials is a number approaching 1. Not actually 1, but getting there! Quick, trial me before somebody else almost does!

  17. Kiss Kiss: 8{ - 8D said:

    We made it to 1. Good job everybody. But listen, lets not rest on our laurels. God did not giveth me 2 arms and 2 hands to spin but a single plate. I want to be kept busy, I want to be able to say “sorry, trialing for this other team right now, how about tommorow at 8gmt?”. Lets make it happen. For me. And for Jesus, for this is his time of the year. Amen.

    ps. bump.

  18. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    TRIAL THIS BITCH ASS HOE HE’S GOOD

  19. SiTeHBu0mb: DOWN said:

    64738

    This is a mumble port.

  20. SiTeHBu0mb: DOWN said:

    I talked to peter when I was down, and to help me get back my a-game he said this:

    Today gentlemen, I am honored to coach you
    More honored to be leading you onto the field of battle
    But there’s another honor to be bestowed upon you
    And that is in the answer that comes with that question:
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    That’s right, and you need to remember that all through this game
    I will conquer what has not been conquered
    Defeat will not be in my creed
    I will believe what others have doubted
    I will always endeavor to pull esteem, honor, and respect out of my team
    I have trained my mind and my body will follow
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    I will acknowledge the fact that my opponent does not expect me to win
    But I will never surrender
    Weakness will not be in my heart
    I will look to my comrades and to those who are a part of me in this world and those who have trained me
    And I will draw strength from them
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    I will gladly go out into the field of battle
    And I will move in everything I can do
    And I will reach my field of battle by any means at my disposal
    And when I get there, I will arrive violently
    I will rip the heart from my enemy, and leave it bleeding on the ground
    Because he cannot stop me
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    To my side I have comrades, comrades that have been with me through thick and thin
    Who have sacrificed their blood, sweat and tears
    Never will I let them fall, never will I let them down, and I will never leave an enemy behind
    Because our opponent does not know my heart
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    No one will deny me, no one will define me
    And no one will tell me who and what I am and can be
    Belief will change my world
    It has moved continents, it has moved countries, it has put men on the moon
    And it will carry me through this battle
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    Defeat, retreat: those are not in my words
    I don’t understand those definitions
    I don’t understand when things go wrong
    I don’t understand mistakes
    But I do understand this:
    I understand victory,
    And I understand never surrendering
    No matter how bad things go my heart and my mind will carry my body through limits and weakness
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    Today will be that day
    Not tomorrow, not next week, but right now, right here
    In your house and in your homes
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    History will remember me
    I will not let worrying affect my cause
    I will define myself
    I will write my own pages
    And no one will tell me what I cannot be
    I will never give up
    Not until I’ve given everything I got
    Because who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
    Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!