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iZon
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Hey Im thinking of playing some tf2 again if i can find a fun team to play with i will keen it up. Think i can be a solid scout with some dming and so on.
can try pocket aswell, And offclass in lower divs if team is fun.
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iZon is a cool guy and a blast to play with. Definetly capable of div1! Altough he got mad at me and removed me from his friendslist. ;_;
div izon
Removed me ok emo
Anyway rapes sniper in hl so i guess you could say he is a good scout????
Pick him up
Sniper main
Horrible in dota, + rager
rager
other iZon LOL…..
Every tear that touched the floor was a tear from my heart..
And a let it free…
I asked you
Can i cry in your arms?
Can i look in your eyes and your soul smiles back at me..
You told me ´´you can´´
You can troust at me and i you..
I looked in your eyes and there it was ..
The big happy smile..
Pancakes
nice personality an talented scout skch
Good player, but rages a lot
10/10 really toxerino no skch
skch
In this small community everything so much depends on the connections, especially playing in the premiership what is a pure circlejerk. As a result, I can’t really understand why have you created this thread, Mr iZon. Are you searching for division 2-4 team?
More or less, let’s not strain from the point. I never usually post any comments in the recruitment threads just because I think that it is pointless in the community where, once again, everything so much depends on the connections. But in this case, I will have to be super serious and speak all my mind out. (I just can’t let people suffer as much as I did)
To begin with, if you take him in your team; prepare your ears. After this guy will get used to you, everyday you are going to hear all his complains in the world.
On the Mondays he will complain about his head.
On the Tuesdays he will complain about his mouse cable and how hard it prevents him from doing somewhat ‘decend’ for the middle div 4 level. Mind the word ‘middle’.
On the Wednesdays he will complain about how bad he slept the last night.
On the Thursdays he will either apologise for being relatively shit or start blaming your own teammates for doing bad.
On the Sundays he will complain about his wrist. To be fair, Sunday is not the only day when he does that.
iZon is very crafty; in order to protect his inner ego he has a large assortiment of the excuses for everyday.
You think that’s all I can say? Well, you are wrong. If you still desperately need a scout and you think that iZon is your only hope (cuz of his sick rollouts; which are useless to be fair), think twice about it.
Be prepared that all your teammates either are going to hate each other or split apart in to 3 groups of people which hate and never really talk to each other. You are going to have even bigger problems if you have another Swede in your team, because iZon knows how to manipulate with them and force them do everything he wants. iZon is crafty, when he performs shit, well, that’s not his fault. As a result, he tries to find a scapegoat. If you give him the power of leader, then you are even in a bigger problem. Beware of being kicked.
Let’s go further. iZon has absolutely no respect to his teammates. If you picked him in your team, keep in mind; you are nothing but a player for him and he either plays with you because there is no one better around or he has a power of leader and he kicks you out of the team when there is someone who is capable of doing better.
Team spirit? Passion? You’ve got to be kidding me :D . I felt the team spirit and passion from him only twice. The first time was somewhere in the middle of the previous season and the last time was at OG Lan when we were sucking cocks of de money family on the last minutes of the cp_badlands. All other times were pure complainings about how shit we are and how hard he can’t be arsed to play with us due to his wrist.
Did I say LAN? Oh yes. When I was on my way to OG Lan, I imagined to see different iZon. The iZon that is full of life, happines, empathy and the desire to communicate, talk and have fun together. Isn’t it what you want to have at lan with a person that you see only once a year?
What I have met; quite the opposite. I have met emotionless and annoyed person who had absolutely no desire to talk. Moreover, his large assortiment of complains was still present and in a much stronger way.
I remember only 2 things about iZon from OG Lan; how shit he slept the last night (considering that he was the first guy going to bed), how crappy he feels and how desperately he needs to dehydrate (One more word word in to my vocabulary) .
To wrap everything up. If you want to be somewhat average, replace thousands of players during the season and fold after the season is over; then this guy is definitely for you.
If you still want to be average but last for a longer time, then you will need a person who has strong personality within your team; who will be capable of holding iZon on a strong and short leaf and bitchslap him anytime he tries to conquer the leadership.
Also, he has a habbit to die and getting mad. His speciality is – get mad and start dying more often after your first death.
To make an outstanding ending. If you still ended up playing with him in one team, then you either have nerves of steel or you are here just to have fun.
Top5 jokes that will give you a lot of laugh and make iZon furious(Say it in a sarcastic voice everytime he stupidly dies):
– Oh Mårten, was that your mouse cable again?
– Oh Mårten, you probably slept bad? You have a headache again?
Impersonation(Say it in a sarcastic voice when iZon is asking, for example, why did you die so stupidly):
– Oh shit, sorry Mårten, my wrist is in pain today.
– Oh shit, sorry Mårten my mouse pad feels very bad today.
– Oh shit, sorry Mårten, I need to dehydrate.
These top jokes made me laugh very hard thus they made iZon go completely emo during our PCW’s.
Have fun, Kappa. Sorry for my broken English. I was on hype while writing this masterpiece.
best recpost comment of the year :D
Kaja is that legit? Or some inside joke I’m missing?
ondkaja deserves an award
its very legit, izon is an injection of aids
Thank you my friends, I spent many years writing this Kappa
incredible sniper
Its true every single word kaja know me so well…