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PyroScoutSoldier  Div 5/Div 6 Skill, Highlander

England HATE

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Giving this another shot for the next HL season before I spontaneously combust due to lack of Highlander.

I played two seasons of HL, one as main pyro and one as sub, in teams which both folded spectacularly because of ryan's disgusting bradfordian influences.

I am also allegedly competent, and will play pyro, soldier or scout in order just to get that sweet HL fix.

What do I bring to the team?

• devastating good looks
• ability to play on every day BUT NOT MONDAYS OR DAYS WHERE I HAVE SIXES
• bags of sand
• immense spychecking ability, to the level that some would call it an obsession
• increased team synergy
• ability to edit your frag videos after the tyrant perm refused my media producer application

Add me or post below if you're interested and we'll get something sorted out.

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Joined morrissey the consumer monkey [6v6 Fun Team] HATE
Left 877-DEAD-NOW [6v6] HATE
Left les does not like chives [Highlander] HATE
Left Bill Bailey's Bradford Brigade [6v6 Fun Team] HATE
Joined les does not like chives [Highlander] HATE
Left Seal Cub Clubbing Club [Highlander] HATE
Joined Seal Cub Clubbing Club [Highlander] Aoshi
Joined the poetics of space [1v1] HATE
Joined ALPHA SOIXANTE [2v2] HATE
Left e.v8 eSports [Highlander] HATE
Joined e.v8 eSports [Highlander] fiend
Left Hot Shots! Highlander [Highlander] HATE
Joined 877-DEAD-NOW [6v6] Honey Badger
Left Pavlov's Dogs (2013-2014) [6v6] HATE
Joined Hot Shots! Highlander [Highlander] junnu
Joined Bill Bailey's Bradford Brigade [6v6 Fun Team] HATE
Left + 1 Chromosome [Highlander] HATE
Joined + 1 Chromosome [Highlander] ryan
Left Fake eSports [Highlander] HATE
Joined Pavlov's Dogs (2013-2014) [6v6] HATE
Left The Kartofflöte Gaming Brigade [6v6] HATE
Joined Fake eSports [Highlander] HATE
Joined The Kartofflöte Gaming Brigade [6v6] HATE

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14 Comments

  1. Lazy Jam said:

    He sucks a mean dick. 10/10 would talk to again.

  2. Chris: CMEN2 said:

    he asked me to say something nice about him but i’m struggling to think of stuff so i guess he is a person who can play classes in a better way than some of the players in valve servers.

  3. Hysteria: NASA said:

    Great guy, never gets mad, always has something positive to say and will suprise you more than often. Im sure that he will be a great contribution to your team dont be afraid to give him a trial. Played with him in highlander and 6s so hes got the experience he needs. Great guy, wont harm to try him out. Hy

  4. roban: :-) said:

    #

  5. Commander Thundercoc said:

    Pretty good at setting fire to things, sometimes actually kills a member of the other team before dying as soldier. Would highly recommend.

  6. ryan: lizard said:

    Never mad, makes me cry laughing sometimes, sometimes because the jokes are so god awful though. Is a pretty good pyro and a pub overlord in general. Rip bill baileys bradford brigade

  7. Grijpgraag: kk. said:

    If you don’t take this guy for his dashing mad looks or skill, at least take him for hilarious’nes.

    Anyway:10/10 would play with again.

    PROS: British humor
    Sexy Voice
    Decent at game
    Hates Chris (damnit chris)

    CONS: Changes his name every other hour
    Might secretly love chris(??!!)

  8. FonexiA said:

    thinks im a fucking terrorist, but hashtag-chan will carry your team to victory with his special abilities:
    racism
    racism
    racism
    more racism
    mge in like 2 months
    i know that he secretly loves me even though he’s a bag of shit

  9. disable said:

    Awesome, funny and good at the game, I dont think you need more than that

  10. FonexiA said:

    14:09 – item farmed gaylord friend: so it’s taken you 92 days to find a team
    14:09 – item farmed gaylord friend: it has taken me 28 minutes

    mean piece of shit

  11. ixy: wG said:

    Sick personality + good looks + good
    What more do you want?

  12. thespeenorism said:

    Secretly wants my dick, probably wants yours, 10/10 would have on team

  13. ekkelund: sirkkels said:

    nice airshot ekkelund

  14. Hula said:

    Still not as stunningly handsome as I am but a good looking bloke nonetheless. 9/10 would bang again.

    Sidenote: Pretty good at the game.