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gouldie
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Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 38 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures (torrit). Dexter Morgan out.
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Soldier-d3/4
medic-prem easy class
21 cet+ prefer pocket leggggo nerds
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cant play for shit, aids nerd
You facinorous fanfaron.
The foul fantasies flowing from your filthy foolish farraginous of a brain are revolting.
Fastuously proclaiming fillies are fairly fappable fills a fella like myself full of firey fury.
This fatuous ferity of favoring fetlocks and falsiloquence is finally finished!
Fie and forsooth!
Fomenting from the first femtosecond of your flagitious flummadiddle, now fathering this fescennine fatiloquent comment.
You fetid fleshling!
F you!
Listen here you piece of shit, I have recieved yet another phone call from the elementary school about you selling hardcore drugs such as cocaine and methamphentimines to minors. But this time you really have taken it too far, breaking a the janitors kneecaps for not paying his debt? Disgrace. I thoughtyou would have been taught you better, rape is proven to be 20% more effective at extorting people. Not to mention the low class of drugs you have been selling the young ones, one sample of cocaine was found to containe 48% glass and 12% washing powder. Do you know what the media would do if they found this out? I do not condone this level of behavior, if you are going to be a drug lord do it fucking properly.
Love an angry parent.
xxx
Ok this faggot is big faggot ok? I think in my opinion that he has gay players and is elephant poopoo. :)
Also bad team leader and bad pocket
23:14 – ww//Collaide: So what I’m gay? gay people have rights too
salty sausage sucker
:'<
He’s a bus wanker and even less British than a certain Italian I know.
tbh i think he could to top div1 as medic with a coordinated and a stable team but idk about prem
THIS GUY HAS #POTENTIAL AS MEDIC AND ANY OTHER CLASS
PICK HIM UP HE ALSO MAINCALLS