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Prem/Div 1 Skill, 6v6
Indeed
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Looking for soldiers still. Azn agreed to join, then waited 5 days of us not playing after that until 30 minutes before scrims started to tell me he had changed his mind and leave.
I'd really prefer experienced people but could try some less experienced players. At the moment a few of us are a little rusty but what we're actually trying to do is get something that feels good together before we start keening on winning scrims etc. We do after all have a bit 'til the season comes around.
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this will be an interesting team
nice guys just need some soldiers who dont fuck them around.
also inb4 the konr hate train comes
yo
Where did you find taimou the legend from
oumaigaad its timo
take bass
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Hello I can be avoid pocket and a good soldier maybe everpn a good sniper! I would like to join your team!! Add me on steam my name is Worstan
does being part of the team come with an automatic entry to prstg?
konr has really Bad Aim In Tf2 Every Day. Don’t trial for them.
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konr I would like to be part of your team what do I do now!?!
Sorry mate
Mostly looking for roamers
can trial either if you have nobody good on a day ))
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Got some good trialists and it’s lookin’ pretty good
Still looking for experienced players though
Picked up azn on the powerhouse roaming position. Still need pocket.
azn noob sniper 1/10
update
100 percent not prem
lol
nice smzi:D
No shit, Sam. We aren’t claiming to be.
The prem in the recpost doesn’t mean we are prem or that we are trying to go prem, just that we want more experienced players. When I had it on div 1 I got as low as div 3 people adding me.
It’s funny you say that knor because you only played anything above div3 officially like 5 seasons ago which you lost. And Yak never even played anything above div3, not to mention he also lost s19.
Give these players a chance, like you’re giving yourself that chance rofl.
you should prob chill on these rec posts while you’re lft, bona
Take another look Bona
its true tho u havent played above d3 since s15 and you say you are looking for experienced players while you have experience that is few years old
What’s your point? Even if that made sense where is the logic in wanting to go div 1 and trying out MORE inexperienced players?
DamnEasy you messaged me asking to trial and I simply said no thankyou I’m looking for more experienced players. You proceeded to argue with the guy that you asked to trial for about why you are experienced, and that it’s stupid to want experienced players for a long ass time. I don’t want to trial you, this is my team and I can trial who I want.
I’m sorry you feel insulted by that but arguing with me isn’t going to make me change my mind.
Pastebin for those that are interested: http://pastebin.com/3wWPQ2ed
experience doesn’t matter. lol okay.
really didn’t do himself any favours with that.
I didn’t say you shouldn’t look for experienced players konr, but it’s a bit hypocritical when you don’t have a lot going on etf2l history wise. Also I hardly doubt you got so many “experienced” players adding you that you don’t have any time left to trial some lesser known players who might surprise you.
Ofc it matters but a player isnt good just because he has a lot of experience…
No one said that DamnEasy and Bona there’s nothing hypocritical about me wanting a certain type of player to trial for my team.
Also Bona would you trial a guy that argued with you when you said no to trialing him?
Konr is an idiot, look at AMS. he went from Div 3 to Top 3 prem, you consider yourself div 1 as I presume, but at the same time you end up like this http://logs.tf/521780 in Div 5 xd
Year ago I watched your stream and it had words like “Rusty player playing Tf2” or just “Rusty” + something in your Stream title, then I checked your stream again, few weeks ago, and it STILL had word “Rusty” in it, when you played for Byte’s team, they called you trash and you just used your excuse “I am a bit rusty”, so here’s my Question, when are you going to “Oil your Rust”?
Stop being so stubborn and give lower div players a chance, you Div 5 scrub xd
Why is there always so much drama when it comes to konr?
Well, pretty much because everything above
I think what DamnEasy is trying to say is that playing 10 seasons in div6 would give you a lot of competitive league “experience” but that a guy who played two seasons and is now div3 is the better player.
And I think what konr is trying to say is that he only accepts people with div1/top2 league experience while he doesn’t have any himself except for nearly 2 years ago and doesn’t find that hypocritical.
pretty much but im just saying that experience is not everything especially when hes looking at officials only
Blu 877-KONR-NOW CLICK HEAD
Blu 877-KONR-NOW I LITERALLY CLICKED YOUR HEAD SPOT ON?
Blu 877-HASH-NOW! zhay-zhay
Console You can extend and end your reservation while playing, just type !end or !extend in chat
Blu 877-SHADOW-NOW? gg
Blu 877-KONR-NOW this game was such a joke lmao
Blu 877-KONR-NOW gg firstmap
Guess it’s a joke that you can’t even handle div 5 too :D
Please more drama I’m really bored.
Also putting up Prem/Div 1 is a sneaky way to bump yourself up top.
Konr isn’t prem/div 1 and he knows that. Hopefully.
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ok its time for real talk. Konr has been a div 2 scout since he started playing this game. He has a massive ego and the last time I saw him on an mge server he was getting beaten by an “inexperienced” div 4 scout by like 20-8. He then got mad and started flaming the div 4 scout and told him to stop running backwards like a pussy and that his aim was “rusty” (konr has had rusty aim since he started playing this game) He says he is looking for experienced players yet the 2 players on this team (azn and pierrz) who are both inexperienced are carrying him through all his div 1 games. The reason konr has never been able to play above div 3 is because he has a serious ego problem. If you don’t believe me look at every rec post he has ever done, there is always drama and he always overrates himself and replies in an angry manner to the people who call him out on it. Players like azn and pierzz should be playing with a better team with a leader who knows what he is doing and doesn’t refuse to trial upcoming talents cause people with actual div 1/prem experience know that Konr has no idea what he is doing and will not want to play for this team. This team isn’t gonna work unless konr gets over his massive ego. OK real talk over.
AMS went into a prem team that had FIVE experienced prem level players already on it. konrrr already has inexperienced players so thats why he wants someone more experienced jesus.
none of you are getting trialed
none of us want to get trialed
azn is maybe thinking u are a scumbag and a retard
+1 sheepy true talk
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So much of the above is literally made up it doesn’t even deserve a response. I’ll give one for the sake of anyone else reading this and wondering what my side of it this is, though. This is purely to the serious posts made here and not to any people just taking the piss as this affects my team and not just me.
I was really really keen when playing for sparkLe Motion and while playing in that team I reached my peak. I was playing against very good players and consistently doing more than pulling my weight. After that season I struggled to find a team that gave me the same feeling. I joined a TCM as a backup and really just didn’t play after that point. Occasionally I would play some DM or a lobby or something but very rarely and the passion I had just sort of went away.
Anyone that just stops playing as actively like that is going to lose their aim and I for sure did. The few times I did play it was after not playing almost at all for weeks on end and I never expected myself to do well in these situations. Because of this “rust” I had I decided instead of trying to play at the level I was passionate about again I’d just play a bit lower and play with some friends. My understanding of the game was still good, my aim was off still but it didn’t really matter as much and I didn’t actually have to dm a lot or anything. Of course during this time I had the usual idiots following me around just to tell me how bad they thought I was which is expected of course.
Now let’s fast forwards to now. I have finally decided I actually have a bit of the passion I once had back. I want to play with a team I enjoyed to the same level as sparkLe Motion and I personally want to get back to the level of DM that I displayed back then. This is going to take a bit of time of course but I don’t mind that. While creating this team I decided to pick up pierz as I think he is a talented player and he’s a great of friend of mine. I picked up Taimou because we get along quite well and I like his medic style and yak for effectively the same reason as pierz.
The people in this team with me would like to play div 1 next season. This means that when someone asks to trial I usually run it by the others first. What has actually happened on this rec post is for the most part people embellishing shit and making a load of assumptions just because they don’t get on with me. Popcorp hates me and has done forever but no one worth their salt takes his opinion seriously. A similar thing goes for sheepy as well but in his case at least he isn’t a shit player, he’s just possibly the most autistic child that’s ever played the game.
What actually happened was that DamnEasy asked me for a trial and I said no because I wanted something else. It wasn’t JUST that I wanted “prem/div 1” players (which only the rec post says). It was also because when he asked to begin with I asked my teammates if they wanted him and his response to me saying no back then was not very desirable. Why would I pick up a guy that argued with me the way he did? I am not declining upcoming talents (I tried azn out right?) or really any of what was said above. I’m just saying what I would prefer to trial. Hell, ask h3x or Kazachu. Both of those people are people I am going to trial and the reason is because they did not give me the same impression that DamnEasy did.
I’m not throwing my teammates under the bus when I say we have less experienced players, and I’m not saying inexperience is purely an ingame thing that I’m trying to stay away from. When I say I want experienced players what I mean is that it’s a lot easier to manage a team with players that aren’t completely new to this sort of shit. I don’t want to have to deal with players with attitudes midgame and things like that and whether you know it or not I have had many people tell me all sorts of things about DamnEasy among other players that I would most likely deny trials.
That’s enough for that anyway. I hope people don’t pay too much mind to some of the drivel that some people that hate me say above. I’ll quickly address you sheepy with two things. Firstly you know as well as I do in sparkLe Motion I have consistently played against you and beaten you just as much as you have beaten me in the same situations and I was not carried by my team in these games. Secondly I hope you don’t go LOLXD WASN’T REALTALK REALLY BAITED IDIOT XDDDDDD as that’d be kinda disappointing.
I can see how this could look from the outside but I must stress to anyone that may look at this with the intent to perhaps trial: Don’t assume that everything you read is 100% true. Have a chat with me or play a few games with us and you’ll see for yourself really.
LOLXD WASN’T REALTALK REALLY BAITED IDIOT XDDDDDD
thx torr1t
any time bruv, any given time
pathetic
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I love memos
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine”. So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
even if the aliens were a warlike tribe, we would probably still feel contempt as well as a sense of hope for the future IF their penises were quite small. “we can beat these little-dicked fuckers!” would be a prevailing sentiment.
but if they were good-looking bros with huge dicks, our fighting spirit would just liquesce. and if they were buff, too? jesus. would we even bother resisting?
imagine if our people were watching shows from the alien homeworld, and the shows were full of jacked bros who didn’t always wear pants, and even when they did, the bulges were huge. our bravado – if any remained – would be laughable.
this would be true even if the war itself involved so many drones and robots and intermediated battles that personal contacts with aliens were unlikely.
LOLXD WASN’T REALTALK REALLY BAITED IDIOT XDDDDDD
but for real konr this team won’t work unless you fix your attitude. Most people div 1 and above don’t want to play with you. Its the sad truth.
+1 was a good read
Thanks for the advice sheepy I’ll be sure to harass people and their girlfriends instead like you
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOT TOOOOOOOOLLD SHEEPY
It was a cold day when Melissa woke up from her slumber. He noticed she had left his hand down his own ya-hoo all night and because of the heat it had merged
together with her hand. Melissa attempted to remove her whole hand from her own kitty-kat but alas, his tra-la-la will never see the light of day again. Melissa
was frightened when he realized she had a dance class today. He had to attend otherwise she would never be able to dance alongside Rodriques, the travestite
badger. That boy sure had moves. Melissa always dreamed of being penetrated by Rodriques stinky jalapeño, and often dreamt of him. But she mustn’t lose track
of the situation at hand. He had to waddle over to the kitchen to get supplies. All the while she had to make sure her siamese twin parents didn’t see her. As she
neared the kitchen door she heard a yell from the basement:
“MELISSA GET ME THE BAT, YOUR FATHER IS TRYING TO GIVE ORAL TO HIMSELF AGAIN”
Melissa was never quite sure how they reproduced in order for her to walk the earth, but she couldn’t spend time on such nonsense. Her father often tried to pleasure
himself and it did quite a number on their food supply.
As she arrived in the kitchen, she found the bat but was unable to pick up due to her hand being stuck in her ba-jazzle. If she wanted to function like a normal
siamese-offspring again, she had to free herself of this earthy restriction. As she was looking for the keys to salvation, she was thinking of Rodriques and his gentle
touch. When Rodriques danced the cha-cha, all Melissa could feel was the sweet sensation of urine floating through her body.
“Oh sweet rodriques, I will cleanse my innocence so that one day you can purify me with your whiskers.”
Through the sea of thoughts, she found the necessary supplies. A pack of butter and a large knife. She quickly stabbed herself in her ChangChongLang
and stuffed the pack of butter in. She flim-flammed her jim-jam until it was smooth enough for her hand to be released from this dark prison. She gave it a
good pull, a pull she wishes to give Rodriques one day and finally she was free. With haste, she got on her bike, unknowing that blood was still rushing
down from her chubacabra. She got on the saddle and twisted it in there to block the plug.
“I want to be your horse, Rodriques. Ride me like the bulls in Spain.”
She thought. Melissa arrived at the dance studio, having only killed 3 people when they spotted her with a saddle up her cooch. She entered the building and saw there
a horror she will never be able to forget:
“Rodriques!? Do you comprehend what is currently going on in the situation that is at stake of all places?”
As she saw Rodriques eating the carcass of Latishá, the sassy skank bitch with the moves like jagger.
“mildred bby i can esplen latish and i are actuasly bro and sistr and i love me some incest negros”
“But I was going to be your first, Rodriques. I masturbated to the thoughts of your teeth ripping through my united-jewels. I was going to be the girl to take
your badger-inity!”
“bby im sory but ur jus fukken ugly woman u aint black u aint street yall women are white i cant fuk no bish dat white woman u think ur ganstr nawh ur a goraffe”
Melissa was fed up. Filled with anger. Sadness. Fear. Fear that the badger she thought she once loved devours other women. Melissa felt like she couldn’t
handle living like this. She took out the saddle from her limbo-larry and threw it at Rodriques and Latishá. All the while a fountain of red came spewing
out of her. The carpet, the windows, the building, the continent became red. Melissa was spreading her juices across all the nations, until she felt the
poor souls drown in her blood. All but one.
“Rodriques. I once wanted to dance the sex with you, but you have betrayed me.”
“no bby im not gun fuk u ur dumb bith lel”
That’s when Melissa grabbed onto her insides, and pulled it. Pulled it like she would pull Rodriques all night. Her inside came out. And as she was laying there
Rodriques came up to her body, floating in a sea of red sticky goo and whispered in her ears:
“lel im ur dad”
THE END
[cMGE] Steve!: i have had it up to my ears with KONR being RUDE on the internet towards me or my waifu
[cMGE] Steve!: and you dare imply you aren’t?
[cMGE] Steve!: you’re not special KONR
[cMGE] Steve!: if you SAY shit like that
[cMGE] Steve!: ofc im gonna think youre fucking retarded
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hey konr ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
I think this team needs me, in order to perform at a prem/d1 level.
This thread is horrible. But konr is a cool guy and I hope the team succeeds, good luck boys
Konr is a good scout
“I was really really keen when playing for sparkLe Motion and while playing in that team I reached my peak”
hate to burst your bubble, but season 15 did not have a strong division 1, and I don’t even think we won it.
I also feel that any player that you consider “experienced” wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole down to your reputation.
some more friendly advice DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS POST!
And btw konr after you said no when i asked to trial i didnt want to trial anymore i just wanted to know why so i can try fix it in future
wouldn’t worry, I also declined damneasy a trial a season back and he got like 3-4 people on my friends list to send the dumbest shit like ‘damneasy says you’re a retard.’ He just has problems, ignore him
well, i think konr is a nice guy outside of the game, but should moderate himself.
best of luck bflfzbflz
Holy shit it’s bfzldlzldzlfzlfzdzlfmxzlkdmafa
wtf mould what are you talking about i never said something bad about you to anyone, dont make that shit up
stop
cute :3
If you want to make a team, Konr, do it in private, you won’t get anything from posting in a public place, as you always seem to do. Especially when there’s so much evidence of you being a twat on numerous occasions. Literally today I’ve got this chat log and I don’t have anything to do with you any more, why don’t you just stop being a twat and start being nice to people and then see if you can find a team above div 5?
3:27Nic____: What are konr wings
3:28Konrrr: nic____, ?
3:28Konrrr: 4 real?
3:28Konrrr: nic____, google konr wings and you will find
3:29Nic____: I’ll do it when I’m home. Gonna take my exam in a bit bro
3:30Konrrr: People just always fucking mention them to me
3:30Konrrr: So it’s surprising when someone doesn’t know
should i know what “Konr wings” are?
also I would like to add that when I first posted in this tread konr responded to me in steam despite me telling him not to
Context is everything, Gubbins. Nic___ is my friend and I wasn’t being rude at all..?
I’d message this to you on Steam or something but there’s no way you’d add me Gubbins:
” why don’t you just stop being a twat and start being nice to people ”
You had a fit and deleted me because I called Shintaz (a person that has on numerous occasions said he hoped I’d die in a car crash among other similar things) a cunt. I called a guy that wished death upon me a cunt and you flip out and delete me, and then you tell me I should be nice to people? What a fucking joke.
LMAO WTF GUYS ITS A VIDEOGAME. PIXELS. WILL NOT GRANT YOU ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE. PLAY THE GAME AND ENJOY IT UNTIL ITS OVER AND DONT TURN ETF2L TO A FUCKING DAILY SOAP HAHA
Someone is new here
At this point this isn’t even a fucking recpost anymore it’s people lying or taking shit out of context for the sake of shittalk
haha
You do this and yet still can’t understand why anyone div 1 and above doesn’t want to play with you? lol
I understand fully why certain people don’t want to mate, some things people say just shouldn’t go unchecked when it’s 100% utter tripe/hypocrisy. People won’t read any of this and make a decision from just this and if they do they’re not someone I’d want to play with anyway. If you’re a dick to someone they’re going to be a dick back.
I’m gonna close this now it’s pretty pointless keeping it open. Thanks again for being assholes fellas.