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Sunday: Highlander Season 8 Powered by Tt eSPORTS Premiership Grand Final: Highpander vs. Tourettes Chessclub

Date May 24, 2015

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How time flies – it seems only yesterday that we were speculating on how Season 8 would pan out, just minutes ago that we were wondering who would make it into the playoffs, mere seconds since European PremTech and European Tourettes Chessclub duked it out in the Semi-Finals, and here we stand with the Grand Final looming over us. After dispatching Finland BAITO‘s gang for the second time in as many weeks across three maps, Sweden ondkaja now needs to marshal his troops for a clash with European Highpander©.

BlackOut TV will be bringing you the action live from 20:00 CEST on Sunday 24th May, with everyone’s favourite velvet-voiced hunk Spain CeeJaey joined by nobody’s favourite Irishman UnitedKingdom Bulow on the caster’s couch. Last but not least, we have our very own England Jon on camera & production duties.

The Teams

Highpander

It seems only fitting to start things off by taking a look at the top seed – European Highpander© sat proudly atop the table at the end of Week 7, earning themselves a rest while the other two top teams had to work for a place in the final. After a disappointing third place finish in Season 7, England Hildreth will be looking to take home the Gold this time and scupper Chessclub’s chances of retaining their Premiership title.

European Highpander©

Season 8 European Highpander©, on the whole, look a stronger team than we saw in Season 7. The move of Finland Kissakala to Scout has proved to be inspired, with the Finn putting in big performances week after week and seeming far more comfortable than he ever was on Medic. Lithuania Spreijer has stepped into the vacated slot with ease, combining with Hawaiian Heavy lifter UnitedStates Polk and Polish Pyromaniac European Steve! to form a rock-solid combo for England Hildreth to command.

Finland zoob continues to be one of the best playmakers in Highlander, with a near unrivalled ability to produce the goods for his team exactly when he needs to. Poland phromelo does a pretty good job of that, too – he remains the undisputed King of Highlander Snipers, and there have been no signs of a Season 7 style vanishing act when the pressure is on.

Engineer may not be the flashiest of classes, but Sweden nijoonen does a stellar job of supporting his team and DM’ing with his flank and has been a part of the team since its creation back in Season 5. UnitedKingdom Grenja has once again been one of the standout Spies in Prem, with a real knack for clutch Medic picks focussed around a more stealthy cloak-and-knife heavy style than we see from other Spies in the top division.

Tourettes Chessclub

Moving on to European Tourettes Chessclub, the Season 7 champs have recovered from the loss of their leader and talisman Denmark Scissors to claw their way back into contention for the Season 8 title. Looking to be the first team since the legendary SouthKorea SNSD to win back to back Seasons, Chessclub found themselves in the unlikely position of underdogs in their Semi-Final clash with European PremTech with many tipping them to crumble under the pressure and give up the ghost early. No such luck for Finland BAITO – the usual suspects turned it on when it counted: Sweden inso and Germany blub surpassing the 100-kill mark across the three maps, with UnitedKingdom BreakfasT_Jr not far behind. The brief slump that saw Chessclub drop three points to Russia WASP on Sunshine seems to be well behind them, with the team firing on all cylinders and ready to give European Highpander© a game they’ll never forget on Sunday.

European Tourettes Chessclub

Chessclub are once again borrowing Poland Lex from Slovakia Fair Enough, a player whose performances in Prem this Season have left him rated one of the best Pyros in Europe and a worthy adversary for European Steve! when it comes to the end of Season awards show. After originally being brought in as an occasional sub, Germany blub appears to have become Chessclub’s go-to Demoman – putting out big damage week after week and surprising us all with his smart take on Highlander play. UnitedKingdom BreakfasT_Jr is, as ever, top of the table when it comes to Heavies, and his own personal physician Finland roban has had a run of fine games after his initial stutters and despite his hearty drop rate.

Norway Lazybear‘s comeback was heavily hyped, and for good reason – the former Norway itsallgood Scout has been on fire so far, barely missing a trick despite a Season on the sidelines (getting away from UnitedKingdom Bulow probably has something to do with it too). Joining him on the flank is Sweden ondkaja, impressing in his first term as President of the Chess Club after a landslide victory in the elections and going ham in every official so far. UnitedKingdom cherryrendezvous continues to add to his already sterling reputation with efficient and consistent performances on Engie in his second Season in Prem.

Recovering Spy main Sweden inso has done more than enough to convince us that his switch to Sniper is for real – boasting excellent Sniper vs Sniper stats and finding himself close to top fragging almost every game, he is one of the few players capable of contesting Poland phromelo and is arguably more consistent than his Polish counterpart. Sweden Khazul missed out on the Semi-Final, but his playstyle is inarguably one of the most irritating for opponents to deal with and he will be playing a big part in this match by peppering the entire enemy team with Revolver and Ambassador shots, with the odd cheeky stab thrown in for good measure.

And finally…

The bets over at Saloon.tf tell us that European Highpander© will be going into the game as favourites, and they certainly have reason to feel confident given their strong performance in the regular Season. European Tourettes Chessclub won’t be going down without a fight, though – these are two exceptionally evenly-matched teams who will both be fired up, hyped and raring to go come Sunday night. You don’t want to miss this one, so remember – BlackOut TV at 20:00 CEST.

Match Overview
European Tourettes Chessclub vs European Highpander©
Grand Final (Premiership)
Date Sunday, May 24th 20:00 CEST

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cp_steel

2 - 1

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pl_badwater

1 - 2

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3 - 0

OVERALL
European Tourettes Chessclub [6:3] European Highpander©

Oh, and one more thing…

No Highlander article would be complete without a look at how the punters’ favourite Ireland Stacked are doing – sadly I don’t actually know, but I can leave you with a quote from their Chief:

Ireland b33p: hl has been dead since itsallgood got a default after not readying up

Your move, UnitedKingdom Bulow.

17 Comments

  1. Steve!: S-O said:

    nice writeup

  2. Pete_: PrettyGay said:

    true words from b33p Keepo

  3. nijoonen: Gaston - 8-) said:

    “…joined by nobody’s favourite Irishman Bulow” giggling

  4. WML said:

    Can’t wait, go Chessclub!

  5. quintosh: ITIFY - op_sqd said:

    nice prizepool

  6. Scissors: (ETF2L Donator) said:

    justice 4 b33p when???

  7. uubers: gg - gandhi is said:

    lol b33p

  8. Bulow: GG said:

    I’ll get the itsallgood team back together and we’ll play Stacked 8vs9 on Christmas day, just how b33p wanted. We’ll even throw in the forfeited round that was the maximum penalty for us not readying up, that way they might have a chance =)

    P.S. I’m not Irish :^)

  9. anti2 said:

    hmm, top3 teams have americans in their roster

  10. Morphine: (Cat Enthusiast) - 一一═デ︻ said:

    lets hope zoob doesn’t get another 2nd place to his name

  11. prof said:

    And that’s why you’re nobody’s favourite, Bulow :^)

  12. 4hp said:

    highpander ftw so polk can be the highest ping HL champ in history

  13. Hajdzik: SUAVY - ㄕサ said:

    4hp you forgot kcot.

  14. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    If polk wins tomorrow, he will be the first player to win a European title and a North American title!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM

  15. kKaltUu: UbeR | - -chess- said:

    EleGiggle SoBayed 4Head Thanks for the ez hats highfanders EleGiggle SoBayed 4Head EleGiggle SoBayed 4Head EleGiggle SoBayed

  16. b33p: (ETF2L Donator) - -st- said:

    <3

  17. fanny_filth: #Gamsjaga - itsallgood said:

    gay