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Season 19 powered by Tt eSPORTS: Week 6 Report Card

Date November 9, 2014

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The second casualty of Season 19, but the first to leave a gaping hole in the schedule, have been beaten into submission. The Scotland sheepy dog's hand-less European Politically correct pander have called it a day, no doubt terminally intimidated by European coolclan successfully picking up a golden cap loss point and building an insurmountable 2 point lead.

Seeing as so many will now lose out on the opportunity to fill their boots against them, I’ve expunged Politically correct pander from the ratings. Their games never happened, frags against them were never earned, Finland Kissakala was never dangerously close to taking medic of the week 3 times causing me to be lynched by enraged Latvians.

So what chaos has this wrought on the ratings? Well… a bit

European SUAVE

Even though they now fall farther behind in terms of maps played due to inactivity this week, on performances SUAVE are still top dogs although by a narrow margin. When they get to beat up on someone they’ll leap out into a distant lead again.

They still have a lot of games to play, but they’re favourites to reel off a series of wins. Until then there’s not much more to say.

Man of the people: England WARHURYEAH

 

France Awsomniac

Match Overview
France Awsomniac vs Finland Planet Express
Week 6 (Premiership Division)
Date Wednesday, November 5th 21:15 CET
SourceTV: fakkelbrigade.eu:27101

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4 - 6

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3 - 0

OVERALL
France Awsomniac [3:3] Finland Planet Express

http://logs.tf/530375

http://logs.tf/530431

Leapfrogging European Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers into second spot the indefatigable Frenchies are once again the top pretender to SUAVE’s throne (OK, technically it’s nobody’s throne right now but you know what I mean). Splitting map points with Finland Planet Express, Awsomniac still own top spot in the table by some considerable margin due to actually playing their games.

France Captainhax was in once again for France fl1p with France Tek shuffled across to scout, and for once the legendary soldier wasn’t able to dominate on Granary. Planet Express owned the mids, Awsomniac seemingly incapable of finding a strategy to break up their defensive stance, simply making gifts of their frags and putting themselves on the back foot almost every round.

Awsomniac and its’ various incarnations have a history of being very hit and miss on Granary despite having great soldiers, and this was no exception against a Planet Express team who are making a habit of playing tight against over extenders and simply letting them give up their frag for free.

Viaduct can be summed up in one name: France Flippy. The sniper completely dominated going 25 for 5 and singlehandedly winning the map. He was completely unpressured taking less than 2000 damage, in no small part due to him head-shotting scouts and soldiers attacking his position. Attempts to counter-snipe him failed.

So Awsomniac have finished their regular season matches and are sitting pretty in clear first on 26 points, guaranteed a playoff spot. Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers can’t catch them but SUAVE can overtake them and France Salty Frogs can potentially tie on points.

Man of the year: France Exon.

 

European Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers

Match Overview
European Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers vs Russia 4-25
Week 6 (Premiership Division)
Date Wednesday, November 5th 21:15 CET

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6 - 4

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2 - 3

OVERALL
European Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers [3:3] Russia 4-25

http://logs.tf/530435

http://logs.tf/530356

The Nordic alliance also struggled, splitting the points against Russia 4-25, taking Granary after a protracted battle but losing Viaduct. Granary was very close for a long time (and good to watch), mid fights were going against Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers and mistakes after failed pushes snowballed into lost rounds in their eagerness to make individual plays.

Ultimately Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers mastered the mids, neutralising Russia ShaDowBurn’s fast rollout, and Sweden Zebbosai’s ability to Hymzi in and force the enemy uber (accompanied by cannon fodder Finland zappis) paid off. In contrast to last week’s Granary game Finland amppis was dominant, even more so than Zebbosai. zappis also set a season record for airshots with 18 (eighteen).

Sweden ryb was consistently effective if quiet, staying alive and supporting his combo, while the flank were unspectacular but not outclassed.

Viaduct is a bit harder to get a handle on as there’s no stv (at the time of writing) and no cast, and pov streams give a limited view of events. It does seem that sniper inferiority cost them, because Sweden Herr_P had a massive game on scout that Zebbosai nearly matched. Nowhere else were Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers outmatched.

Dropping these points leaves Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers potentially open to missing out on the playoffs, but then again their only game left is against coolclan. What can go wrong? It’s only Poland phromelo, Sweden wltrs and Sweden Dennia (aka Team Sniper) on Viaduct.

Ruling by consent: Sweden Zebbosai

 

Finland Planet Express

Match Overview
European coolclan vs Finland Planet Express
Week 4 (Premiership Division)
Date Tuesday, November 4th 21:15 CET

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3 - 4 (golden cap)

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1 - 3

OVERALL
European coolclan [1:5] Finland Planet Express

http://logs.tf/529261

http://logs.tf/529271

http://logs.tf/529333

So we come to the mid table clump of teams separated by effectively nothing, just the odd frag here or there, or a poorly chosen offclass. First amongst equals is Planet Express.

Having finally recruited Latvia atomic- to fill the roamer spot Planet Express set about demolishing coolclan on Snakewater and Logjam, and embarrassing Awsomniac on Granary. The former nearly went wrong, Planet Express going 3-1 down but as always sheepy dog's hand was instrumental in bringing his team back into contention and they went on to swiftly win the golden cap.

Logjam was a more straightforward affair, Planet Express’s early dominance effectively sealing the win, but slowly waning as the map progressed. A monstrous 21 minute round ate up the remaining time so there could be no come back. Finland Setlet, atomic- and sheepy dog's hand were all top performers, the pocket Netherlands kaptain having a quiet game although judging from medic deaths his body guarding duties went well.

On Granary against Awsomniac Setlet was once again strong, with kaptain and atomic- also putting up strong numbers. The scouts were unusually quiet, but pursuing a tight no-waste strategy probably robbed sheepy dog's hand of his usual raft of cleanup kills as the heavies were alive to do the finishing off themselves.

On Viaduct only sheepy dog's hand and kaptain were able to keep pace in any meaningful way, everyone else simply being decimated by Flippy’s sniper.

Despite being out of the playoff race Planet Express’s remaining fixtures against Salty Frogs and SUAVE mean they will still have a big say in the fate of this season’s title.

Household name: Netherlands kaptain

 

Russia 4-25

Surely the unluckiest team of the season 4-25 managed to actually get some reward from excellent play for a change, against Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers on Viaduct. It started out well on Granary, taking the lead at 3-2 and 4-3, winning mids and rolling uber advantages straight through to round wins. The round to go 3-2 up was a heartbreaker for Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers after a failed last push was turned into a round loss, but at 4-5 down after a couple of failed Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers last pushes 4-25 weren’t given the same chance and the round loss effectively ended the map.

After that depressing loss on Granary, a map that they took a full part in, it looked like it was going to be another competitive but losing outing, until Ukraine kensi. picked up the sniper rifle and ShaDowBurn put on his survival kit. kensi. top fragged keeping the rampaging enemy scouts under some control while ShaDowBurn neutralised sniper threats.

ShaDowBurn also tanked the most damage (apart from the always suicidal Belarus Shyyou, the most extreme waster of buffs in 6v6 TF2) by use of the blackbox and concheror, his massive airshot count (18, that’s eighteen) giving a clue to a relatively passive style shooting down incoming targets and letting the kills come to him rather than doing the bombing himself.

4-25 have played out a bizarre soldier situation this season, where Shyyou appears to value his life even less than Finland Muuki and the roamer is tasked with staying alive and picking up kills but in total isolation from his medic. There’s no doubt this works better with ShaDowBurn, the quality he brings to the roamer spot making the plan semi-viable, but you’ve got to think that with totally average pocket soldier play some of those golden cap losses would have been regular time wins. Still, someone has to be the spearhead, maybe it all falls apart without Shyyou’s sacrifice.

4-25 round out the season against SUAVE on Viaduct and Badlands. Can kensi. and ShaDowBurn pull out another Viaduct upset? No doubt Germany IPZIE will have a plan to deal with all eventualities.

Housewives favourite: Russia gdk

 

France Salty Frogs

Salty Frogs’s game this week against Politically correct pander has been struck from the record so there’s nothing to report, they sit slightly behind 4-25 and Planet Express, but really there’s nothing between this mid table 3… well, to be honest the thing that’s probably dragging Salty Frogs down a bit is Belgium droso’s sniper rating. The only people who’ve played sniper more are Flippy, kensi. and Zebbosai, and they’ve all played it far more effectively.

With two sets of Viaduct coming up to round out the season, will droso’s seniority cost his team by self-selecting the perma-sniper role?

People’s champion: Belgium baud

 

European coolclan

Goal number one achieved: don’t finish last. Scraping another point from a golden cap loss to Planet Express was enough to break Politically correct pander hearts and ensure 7th spot, yet it could have been so much more. After going 3-1 up, Ireland Admirable made a Kritz switch in later rounds when coolclan were trying to contain a resurgent Planet Express, a decision called out as a clear mistake by the TFTV commentary team. Despite managing a two Kritzkrieg advantage in the final scoring round coolclan couldn’t protect the lead.

Sweden Smirre did well in rounds not including the Kritz as well as with it, and as usual wltrs was one of coolclan’s better players. Despite receiving a lot of heals phromelo was unable to exert much influence on pocket, although Snakewater tends to be more of a scout map.

Logjam was a more straightforward loss, phromelo was probably their best player in this map but he did spend half of it on sniper. coolclan slowly got back into things showing a bit more resistance on each round until they finally took one, but it took over 20 minutes and time had expired.

coolclan’s final fixture sees them face Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers over Viaduct and Badlands. Although I wouldn’t really expect Badlands to be closely contested Viaduct could be interesting, phromelo‘s current rating is roughly the same as Zebbosai on sniper, but with both teams boasting capable backups as well, getting the sniper decisions right could be key.

Archon: Sweden wltrs

 

Team of the week

Pocket Soldier: kaptain (also most improved)

Roaming Soldier: France T-Mac (ShaDowBurn most improved)

Demoman: Russia gdk (Smirre most improved)

Scouts: Zebbosai & wltrs (Herr_P and sid vicious most improved)

Medic: France Izzy57 (Sweden Knutsson most improved, still no Latvia Mirelin this week fanboys)

5 Comments

  1. ondkaja: .:[aAa]:. said:

    Zebbosai again….

  2. Scissors: (ETF2L Donator) said:

    I really don’t understand what 4-25 are doing

  3. Kissakala: MUUQ - bad said:

    I did it mom.

  4. droso: o/ said:

    :(

  5. slimy hairball: (Eat Your Veggies) said:

    King Kissa :)