Recruitment

Soldier  Mid Skill, 6on6

Netherlands Kars

Posted: | Last Online:

IM actually screaming right now
I cannot comprehend the events that have transpired as of a moment ago. I was just feinted AND gambled at the same time.
If you cannot understand how to react to strikes, randomly flailing your weapon about; in the hopes to hit me, gingerly wailing away like a mindless rat, you are nothing but ENRAGING. How could such a pathetic thought cross your mind? Gambling is a DISGUSTING habit to adopt, and stops skilled players, such as myself, from earning the hits I deserve, since I was capable of reacting when it was MY initiative.

And don't even get me started on feinting. If you so desperately need to crutch onto such an easy-to-perform, no thought – easy result mechanic, then you deserve to uninstall NOW. You're indoctrinating behaviour is not welcome on the competitive scene, you waste of oxygen.

I have invested thousands of hours into honing my skills, my reactions, comprehending the exact move I must perform at the perfect moment. I take my performance PERSONALLY. If I lose, it BETTER be to something impressive, or you're just wasting more of my time, you pathetic runt. If I win? Then it's a display of power, prowess and dedication. I bet you couldn't even dedicate five minutes to breakfast.

Mordhau is the only thing that I need to keep myself occupied, as it's a constant reminder of how much more advanced I am as a person, capable of thinking faster than you could ever hope to achieve.
What do you mean that I'm compensating for my lack of real life redeeming qualities by acting powerful in the video game world? That I am a sad, lifeless husk without my in-game performance?
More like, shut up idiot, I am better than you.

User Profile | SteamID: U:1:127627416 Add Friend

Team History

Action Team By Date
Joined ooga booga [6on6] Kars
Joined Unlucky [Fun Team] Tamir
Left time freezing japanese men [Fun Team] Kars
Left clarted [6on6] Kars
Joined Ringo [LAN Team] oJ
Joined time freezing japanese men [Fun Team] oJ
Joined clarted [6on6] Charlie
Left RUSH [6on6] Lucky
Joined RUSH [6on6] Lucky
Left Third Eye [6on6] Kars
Joined Netherlands [National 6v6 Team] TimTum
Joined Third Eye [6on6] m1xwell
Joined Kaas9 [Highlander] mystt
Left Ringo [6on6] Menty
Joined Ringo [6on6] oJ
Left Ringo [6on6] MATTYAZN
Joined Ringo [6on6] oJ
Left fasting and fragging for ramadan [6on6] Kars
Joined fasting and fragging for ramadan [6on6] 0verflow
Left v2.31 [6on6] Kars
Joined v2.31 [6on6] Shuffles_
Left Suez [6on6] oJ
Joined Suez [6on6] oJ
Left ∆. - 6V6 (minor) [6on6] Kars
Joined ∆. - 6V6 (minor) [6on6] call-me-tim666
Left Aviate [6on6] Muze
Joined Aviate [6on6] 0verflow

Previous Recruitment Posts

View Skill Classes Views Added
View Prem 24 922
View Mid/Low 7 231
View High/Mid 1 168
View High/Mid 7 325
View High/Mid 3 193
View High/Mid 6 247
View High/Mid 16 632
View Open/Mid 0 189
View Open/Mid 2 307
View Mid 0 89
View Open/Mid 7 489

12 Comments

  1. Charlie: :() said:

    not good not funny not cool. dont do drugs

  2. bum: yerbaby - YNWA. said:

    Mordhau is so fucking shit mordhau sucks donkey balls mordhau stinks

  3. MATTYAZN: :() - inv said:

    left farted for mordhau, :(

  4. Gazy: :() - YNWA. said:

    (He)fty player and (is) good at d(emo)

  5. bluR-: ƘƛƝƘЄƦƁOƳƧ said:

    probably better at playing soldier than mordhau

  6. shinso: ASS - VLHL said:

    Godlike

  7. oJ: :() - YNWA. said:

    realm of the mid gods

  8. Hannes: ..d1ck - YNWA. said:

    First step to getting a life : quitting tf2

    Good player, will lead your team to victory

  9. HOI said:

    mid will never recover

  10. Tom: LiF said:

    he’s dutch so tread with caution

  11. Kars: ooga - KAAS said:

    hi

  12. HOI said:

    hi kars