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  Prem Skill, Highlander

jakeowaty

Old, salty, condescending, washed up Medic main, that occasionally casts, so I still know a bit what the hell is going on. I may still have some gamesense left, but being a Medic doesn't take much skill and to be honest, why would you even need a Medic in this game, shit class that doesn't do anything.

Sold my unusuals to fuel my drug-induced hooker hunt that ended up in me spending all my money on Doritos and Mountain Dew and gaining a few hundred extra pounds, so I got time in the evenings since I'm sweaty already at the thought of going out.

Most likely would like to play on a team as a sub or with a sub Med, since I might be unreliable sometimes due to real life and shit like that. I'm not a young man anymore and I need actual money to live.

Most of the time I shitpost and circlejerk, but I do have my moments.

Besides, I'm tired of all these new players with ego as huge as a whale, but skill as low as a street bench.