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High/Prem Skill, Highlander
extrasolar
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Very unlikely to leave my current team this Season, this post is for S11 more than anything.
Mostly looking to see what's out there, got an offer from a friend, if no offers arise I'll go with him.
Would consider subbing in prem this season, not next season though, I'm only looking for main once this season's over.
Confident I can handle main Heavy in High, if I keened up I reckon I could take a pretty good shot as a main in Prem next season.
Project teams are fine if you're good I guess.
Since people seem to either struggle to read or scroll straight past it, I'll put most of a comment I posted below in the rec post itself:
It’s amazing how much of a shitstorm I create by literally just existing.
Since this rec post is already a living meme, and I’m pretty certain if I went to an Internet Café I could call it LAN event with these numbers, so I might as well come out and say it, as many of my friends and old teamates have said previously in these comments only to get lost in a sea of hate.
The truth is, Extrasolar, the memelord, he’s not me. I don’t go around being a toxic twat to my friends, and certainly not irl for that matter. He’s a heavily warped and exaggerated version of my irl persona; confident, charismatic, boisterous and likes to make his friends laugh.
But it’s time this charade has gone on long enough. I’ve hurt too many people and scarred my reputation as a player. I’ve brought shame upon myself and those around me and I’d be amazed if half of my teamates would find a serious team if Banterlads were to suddenly disband. Not out of their own individual talents, or lack of them, but due to my behaviour.
Truth be told I’m actually a very shy and emotional person who loves hugs, tea, cute things and hates confrontation. I’ve had a difficult time accepting who I really am for various reasons over the years, and the Extrasolar personality served as, essentially, armour. Armour to stop me getting hurt in various social situations. However I made a grave miscalculation. What do people do if the guy they’re trying to insult just laughs in your face and shrugs it off? Well in real life they would simply give up or whatever, but on the Internet, one simply hits harder. This led to a snowball of my persona getting less and less serious and all the more banterous as time went on, to a point when online, he simply WAS me, and I noticed traits of him creeping into real life as well.
Lately I’ve been trying to put him behind me. I was blocked by not only fears of what people would make of the actual person behind the mask, but also by my own closed-mindedness. I became resentful of those around me irrationally, and it only worsened the situation.
So at this point, almost 200 comments in and likely at least three-quarters of those being people I’ve hurt, directly or indirectly, I decided it couldn’t possibly get any worse and the time had come to at least attempt to reconcile with the community. I mean don’t get me wrong, there are many shitlords in this community, myself included, some even on this rec post’s comment section, but given a second chance I could probably grow to genuinely like many of the people here, complaining about my actions. For many, their responses are justified. Some take it too far but what do you expect, it’s the Internet.
I’ve done some terrible things in this community and others, and I don’t expect your forgiveness. I only hope you can at least find it in your hearts to attempt to understand what I’ve been going through for years now.
As for my comments to Hajdzik earlier in this post, the delivery was a tad harsh but my points behind them stand. I’m on my phone atm so I shan’t go back and delete any of it.
I have recently been diagnosed with clinical depression and have recently begun medication to help me with it. I recently emerged (I hope) from a prolonged low state and I’m hoping to continue battling it. This will hopefully continue, but I’m sure as some of you are aware each day is a battle. Not just with the depression itself, but the persona I created. If I’m feeling particularly low I notice he can come to the surface pretty easily, so I decided the best way to fight him would be to come clean and present you with not Extrasolar, but the guy behind him.
If you want to add me to discuss this further, feel free. Many of you I owe an apology to already, but some might not wish to add me to accept it.
So, I’ll just say it here.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry for everything I’ve put this community through, whether you’re a player affected by my actions, some random pubber cruising through, or an admin having to sift through my trips counting down the days until you can finally forum ban my arse.
I just hope we can put this all behind us and start afresh. No more toxic Solar. Not while I have a grip on my mental state. This isn’t just an outward transformation, although my true self is in here, I’ve oppressed it and hidden it even from myself. As I said my online persona is a heavily warped and exaggerated version of a persona I use in real life, and I’m working to tone him down too.
I hope that you, the reader, can be supportive of my transformation.
If you got this far, you win a cookie and a hug from the real Extrasolar :3
Thank you for listening to me, I know it’s the last thing many would want to do considering my past behaviour.
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He’s pretty much the Godfather of Heavies, he taught Scrambled how to drop Medics in Prem, he could teach you too. Pick him up.
very very good and keen heavy main and biggest ego eu
Ignore all the shit that calls him toxic etc, he’s actually super nice once you know him and during game he has clear comms and is able to maincall pretty well. I can recommend him for high, i could see him in prem if he worked on himself a bit but high shouldnt be an issue!
Pretty much what Shinso said, uses 3.1/360 so you know that he’s a real god. Strong maincaller in-game, should be able to do well in a high team. Pick the real Extrasolar up.
Mista: you’re new players have as ego as big as whale and skill has low as street bench
Archfiend Eccentrick: 8)
Archfiend Eccentrick: actually I’m 6.7/360
Archfiend Eccentrick: my in-game is 3.1
Make Mr. Solare in prem happen please, can certainly play in high without much effort
memelord
He has game sens of a dead horse but some times he can be fun
Still mad cause lancea defaulted you in 4s? lmao
yes
no we won season we dont care
i’m just salty
Sorry for bed england
try to speak french, gonna be fun too
reinvents the meta in a second and good tracking
Easy high. Would like to see him prem just for his ego.
Seem to remember him doing quite well in the games he merced in high last season. Just needs a good team to guide him through and he’ll be a very strong high heavy in no time.
http://bestheavyeu.cancerpubs.tf
The most aids person I have ever met, insults people that are better than him, feeds off of other people’s irritation and does not deserve to be anything but open. As far as his skills go, mid on a good day.
Not even high, not prem either. Would not recommend.
I can see Bloodis is still using thoughts from when I played with a sub-20 FPS laptop over a year ago as an indication of my current skill level despite not having played with me at all even close to recent times.
While I can’t blame you for your interpretation of my talents at the time, please try to use up-to-date evidence on recruitment posts in the future.
If you could scientifically generate a human being out of pure cancer cells this would be the result
@DINDU
you tried :)
has the potential but decides trolling and making people hate him is the way to get almost every high team to likely decline him, good heavy though
I genuinely don’t know what everyone’s problem is, extrasolar is genuinely a really nice person when he’s not surrounded by idiots.
But he needs the idiots to live scrambled do you understand :^)
wtf are these edgy heavymains with their egos
Sandbagger, hacker, funny guy but not good enough to go to High
Nice guy by himself when you get to know him/play with him. Just friends with a few people who are meme shitlords that bring him down. Great heavy, should do fine in high.
hacker?
lmao Gorz the edgy hacking heavy main is Rondego not me
“LOL I MUST HAVE MADE YOU REALLY MAD TO CHECK MY PROFILE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Yeah, seems like a super nice person…
Straight to open/lowmid
Extrasolar, mclane and Celero are like the triumivirate of Memes. People like slaw and Ivan are just small memes, memes hidden in stockpiles of other banter and memes… these 3 dudes are where it’s at. Give him a good home.
Don’t know the guy but heard he is a meme and contributed to Kissafist drop so 10/10
no mosef, he is like the leader of the memes. He lives with the memes, he becomes the meme, he shits eats waits looks thinks fucks with the meme. (Annoying to play against tbh)
Extra, still got some demos of you cheating with alt on some pubs
I’m genuinely unsure if 30.06 is attempting to bait or if he’s just genuinely that retarded
Either way just wtf lmao
Dunno
he is friend of scrambled.
ΡΗØΧ11 (Score:20) defeats i main heavy cuz i cant dm (Score:13) in duel to 20 on Viaduct Middle
why do open players think opening high/prem recposts is a funny meme
It is funny how defensive u get when someone says something negative
https://i.gyazo.com/81ff9bc4bee6dbf9f7a7bbe2c912c68a.png
what
http://logs.tf/1199552?highlight=76561198060855505 didn’t think he was half bad given it was his first game at the level with his exp. hence my comment.
cool but the chat from those logs is the best part :)
better than open, but not high and looking for a sub spot in prem this season is laughable
idiot
just a bit shit really
Hey look, people I’ve never met or played with calling me bad
What’s quintosh and cloudy’s problems lmao
who’s this gay?
im not sure if you’re acting up or if you genuinely don’t know, if it’s the latter you can add me on steam and i’ll explain
HEY LOOK EXTRASOLAR GETTING ALL DEFENSIVE AGAIN
solar can you just accept the fact that you’re not a good heavy and stop your autism pls
drops meds with FoS defo prem
If anyone is thinking of picking this guy up don’t listen to all his friends from open saying he’s good rather actually look at any player that has played above his skill level which is mid at best – also pretty toxic when I got the “pleasure” of being in the same mumble
@Samski
1. Never met you before
2. 17:15 – scrambled #newsens sorta: I was just domming everyone on tf2pickup DM
17:15 – scrambled #newsens sorta: and samski called me autistic xD
:)
samski the bully calling other people toxic
I played with him once in high, he did pretty shit and spent 20 mins talking about what heavy hats he was going to wear
solar getting all defensive again, how cute
http://imgur.com/ZxkwNBP
this shittalk (
“Extrasolar: Spice6 – :emofdr: said:
Today, 15:35
Hey look, people I’ve never met or played with calling me bad
What’s quintosh and cloudy’s problems lmao”
This is gold because it’s what you do to other people Solar.
I don’t?
Please provide examples if somehow I am mistaken.
I wonder why nobody like you Extrasolar
but pls, lf high team, lol
https://m.imgur.com/a/aISHB
Don’t know who you are, but you seem pretty funny.
Spycy: Don’t know who you are, but you seem pretty funny.
Hajdzik refused to believe he was a bad pyro and didn’t react well to a Pyro main telling him he was a bad Pyro
Drama was had, then he rq team
lol hl
Pistolvania: Spycy: Don’t know who you are, but you seem pretty funny.
stop doing this youre so cringey, just chill with ur fucking 8) and LADS and toxicness and toxic circlejerk. the only ppl who called u good and nice so far r ur friends who are just like you and high and prem players call u bad and toxic. i really suggest u start over in like open or mid and stfu and stop being toxic and MAYBE ppl will forget you were ever toxic. idk why im writing this since i dont give a fuck about and it looks really gay THE POINT IS NO ONE LIKES U REDEEM URSELF ETCETC
about u*
this is some bottom quality shitposting people, step it up
I’m still waiting for the post from Ivan letting us all know that he baited us, please don’t disappoint :c
Pretty obnoxious fella, could do well in a low high team tho.
lolhl
everyone who mains heavy has severe autism
everyone who mains hl has (at least) mild autism
british society is depressing af and is a breeding ground for obnoxious idiots
sounds like someone doesn’t enjoy banter
only time ive ever seen him in a game was in a ugc silver game where he couldnt keep his crosshair on anything for shit. never talked to him tho so idk about him being toxic or not.
I’m very sure that two 13 yearolds desperately trying to defend their own ego while making complete asses of themselves isn’t what would be considered “banter”.
open 6s players that lolhl is the cringiest thing
~Vouri
http://logs.tf/1225801?highlight=76561198060855505
Wouldn’t call that “couldnt keep his crosshair on anything for shit” tbh
If I was bad there, then how abysmal is your Heavy?
wan: british society is depressing af and is a breeding ground for obnoxious idiots
“stop doing this youre so cringey, just chill with ur fucking 8) and LADS and toxicness and toxic circlejerk. the only ppl who called u good and nice so far r ur friends who are just like you and high and prem players call u bad and toxic. i really suggest u start over in like open or mid and stfu and stop being toxic and MAYBE ppl will forget you were ever toxic. idk why im writing this since i dont give a fuck about and it looks really gay THE POINT IS NO ONE LIKES U REDEEM URSELF ETCETC”
The irony of this coming from Ivan, who would be in the exact same position if he couldn’t ride the fact he was in TC once and would be required to take the exact same advice due to at one point being in the exact same position as Solar only somehow worse (And I’m aware he’s a banterous prick, I know him better than what I’d be willing to estimate is everyone here) hasn’t gone unnoticed. Keep riding the name of a team you didn’t merit a sub slot on, it only serves to make you more of a meme, and as you should know better than anyone, simply “Starting over” (Not that you ever did), making an apology one time and then continuing exactly the same as before doesn’t always make the weight of your actions disappear. TC Ivan is always going to be your identity, due to the fact that you played on TC once being the only reason people know you’re alive, and you’ll always be a walking meme and “That salty autistic fuck” in the eyes of anyone that can be bothered to note that you still have a pulse. Solar will be the same, but the difference is Solar has some talent at the game, meaning the attention he draws to himself isn’t necessarily wasted, unlike that oxygen you just used.
The only thing Solar needs to learn to transition to high/prem is how to be a secondary role, rather than a monolithic team carry. He’s so used to being the player holding any given team together as he’s used to receiving the majority of heals and Ubers, and as such isn’t as experienced with a demo bearing the brunt of a charge whilst he moves alongside. A few games to adapt to proper heavy rather than carry heavy, and a few scrims to learn what he can and can’t get away with (Possibly not even that, he’s forever surprising me with how quickly he adapts to new scenarios) and he’ll be a heavy fit for more or less any div. He’s steady as a rock, his tracking is superb, his positioning has won him fights against entire combos and his decision making and spontaneous plays have shocked entire teams, myself being no exception, on many an occasion. On the other hand, there’s Ivan, who should start with Walkway. With forward movement disabled.
Oh, and the reason Solar’s friends come to defend him based on attitude is we know him…? We understand he’s a completely different person once you actually speak to him personally. I wonder why your friends don’t do the same?
Oh… wait :)
Now, in your own words: “get off my rec post”.
I’m just waiting for Ivan to tell us all how he baited us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOUoNy7EmPA
I’ve seen some real shitstorms on this site in my time but this definetely takes the cake…
https://imgflip.com/i/12nwbg
Also nice essay lancea I give it a solid B-
I do my best, Edgelord, ty 4 egio boost
I’m glad to see ETF2L hasn’t changed in my time away.
It’s not like you missed much @RTC
Lmao @lancea
im here for the drama, and im glad some open dude wrote an essay to teach us all what is requiered to play at the highest level.
6-0 loss to After Dark and you’re attempting to dig at someone for being “Open”?
Just saying those words don’t carry much weight coming from you, no offence.
open and toxic
Holy fuck what is that essay i dont even know you 10/10 im in SHOCK WHOA
That’s right Hot get told by the almighty shitlord about an official you didn’t even play.
It’s also not like Hot has two seasons of div 1 under his belt or anything
Sorry, just thought it was the norm on ETF2L to use a collective team’s experience rather than individuals to judge one’s skill in lower divs.
Also TC Crash, just lol
Cherry picking logs like a proper open player, this is why i never leave the site
you’re new players have as ego as big as whale and skill has low as street bench
haha
Sl4w was the only other person ive seen to have over a 100 comments how do u feel
Cherry picking logs?
I posted relevant logs because someone made a comment about the only game I’ve played with them. I posted that game.
Cherry picking implies I have many to choose from :)
Stop feeding him with comments and move along.
who is this guy btw lol
uninformed opinions are the best.
i came for drama and i’m not disapointed, pls shit talk me more it makes me feel alife
TIL top open = prem
I think you have really good people skills and your logs are super good that you posted. You will definitely be considered for any half decent high team in the future. You’d be a really good fit here! http://etf2l.org/teams/26388/
Good luck my man and when this many people shit talk you it’s obviously that they are all wrong and you are gods gift to the world. :)
Praise jesus
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Being Bad At Heavy Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Game Haha
Funny how TC Crash is “just lol” for you when they played 2 seasons of div1 before you even played your first official match in open
smh why is no one able to create a talisman level rec post
Only played against him once or twice. Seems pretty toxic and definitely not good enough for high.
Cuz Talisman is god
For real he can play top high heavy. Just that he’s been so toxic towards people that it’ll be hard to find a top high team. I like the guy but dammit solar stop being such a mong on forums
And that’s coming from yak ^ hahaha MingLee
I think you would fit right in here: http://etf2l.org/recruitment/228279/
memes
bad
I just find it funny that all the people calling him good are bad, and that all the good people are calling him bad
Bad
Last time I played with this guy he was aimboting as a sniper on matchmaking beta servers and was laughing at people rage quitting, he’s more immature than you could ever imagine, even Open is a challenge for his team, they can’t even manage to win all their matches with a “High/Prem” heavy
Lol, Chronos.
change to open/mid and you should be good to go my friend
Aimbotting as Sniper in matchmaking?
You’re either trolling or you genuinely have me confused with someone else, in which case I’ll have to set you straight.
Perhaps I was doing well as Sniper in MM, it’s true that I’m extremely inconsistent with him due to my high sens, in fact in just a couple of games I went from outsniping baud to struggling to hit a scout running in a straight line.
Add me on Steam if you wish to talk about these wild accusations to my face rather than attempting to deface my rec post further.
@Extrasolar stop defending yourself all the time, you’re making yourself look like a bigger fool every single time you reply
also did we reach the new record for the biggest thread yet
Extrasolar’s ego rn:
https://youtu.be/cwCtM6D4GOc
@Dildo
Defending yourself is stupid, just let people walk all over you in the future 8)
I believe in you ETF2L, let’s get this post to 312 comments :)
@Extrasolar if anything your skill as a human being is maybe steel
Extrasolar: Spice6 – :emofdr: said:
Today, 15:25
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYS5K4Xybc
ok :c
http://thisisbait.corgiorgy.com
prem easily. if people think hes hacking in mm must mean hes good :DD
[15:37:47 BST] scrambled #newsens sorta: like I said
[15:38:05 BST] scrambled #newsens sorta: high/prem players get really autistic and ego trip whenever anyone else says they’re high prem
[15:38:23 BST] scrambled #newsens sorta: its hilarious
[15:38:42 BST] scrambled #newsens sorta: and they cover it up by calling everyone else autistic
[15:39:05 BST] scrambled #newsens sorta: when, to be honest, we’re not being autistic here, we’re just having a laugh
? ? ? ? ?
https://i.imgur.com/l8kDNUV.gif
i think this might be the dumbest thing on the internet besides glasya mumble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6FkGilKvqo&index=11&list=FLIKlNynwbTJVNH2M8i9yGhw
hes insane at osu
http://imgur.com/RzEKjSz
Dobry wieczór. Coś się… coś się popsuło i nie było mnie słychać, to powtórzę jeszcze raz. Wynik wyborczy KWW Stonogi to jest jakaś porażka, ja myślę że to polskie, kurwa głupie społeczeństwo, te kurwa banda imbecyli która głosowała na tych kurwów karakanów z PiSu to jest jakieś kurwa nieporozumienie. Jeśli tyle dla was znaczy… jeśli tyle dla was znaczy, ludzie takie zaangażowanie społeczne, jak moje gdzie postawiłem moją rodzinę, moje życie prywatne, biznes, wszystko inne i dla was tylko znaczyło to pierdolone 70 czy 80 tysięcy głosów, to was powinno się jebać kurwa, tak się powinno was jebać, jak tylko was może jebać PiS. Platforma was tak nie wyruchała, jak wyrucha was PiS, kurwa. Aż wasz kukle kurwa będą swędziały z bólu. To jest dramat kurwa. To jest dramat, że w tym antyludzkim państwie, w tym państwie w którym media kurwa nie były w stanie powiedzieć, że Zbigniewa Stonogę zbezczeszczono, że ten człowiek ma 118 wyroków uniewinniających, że te sądowe KURWY! powtarzam sądowe KURWY! sądowe KURWY tego człowieka oskarżały bezpodstawnie i po latach uniewinniały, że to nie jest czymś wartym tego, by tego człowieka wprowadzić do parlamentu. Będzie was PiS ruchał w dupę, będzie was PiS kurwa dymał tak, jak was Platforma nie dymała. Ta kurwa, ten mały karakan, jebany Kaczyński śmieć, zniszczy was. Sumlińskie, Kanie, Rachonie, telewizje republiki będą wam kurwa odbierały smak życia wy kurwa idioci. Narodowi, polscy idioci. Ja mam to w piździe kurwa, bo mnie stać na wszystko. Będę żył kurwa tak! Wypierdolę jeszcze dzisiaj, już bilet kupiony z Polski i będę się z was kurwa polskie frajery śmiał, żeście takie głupie są, tacy kurwa debile, którzy te kurewstwo PiSowskie wybrali. Nie na Korwina, nie na Stonogę, tylko na jakieś kurwy Petru, Żydów w dupę jebanych kurwa, na Kukizów popierdoleńców głosowali. To właśnie jest ta kurwa Polska. Przez taką kurwę Polskę, przez was kurwa chuje nic się w tym kraju nie zmieni, bo jesteście chuj warci i trzeba was jebać, ruchać i na was zarabiać, bo jesteście bandą narodowych kurwów, nieudaczników. Rozumiecie to? A wam kochani, którzyście głosowali na mnie, którzyście wspomagali mnie, dziękuję. Bo to garstka Polaków, garstka Polaków, dzisiaj to jest 70 tysięcy osób, może 80. (Wyłącz ten telefon, bo ci go wyłączę na amen) Tak, tak, tylko to się kurwa w tej kurwie Polsce nadaje. Powiedzieć wam w ryj wreszcie, wy głupie chuje, że jesteście prymitywami, że kurwa wasze pierdolone karty kredytowe to jest wasz majestat, wasza godność. Robota kurwa w korporacji i karta z debetem, to wy kurwa Polacy, chuj z wami. Nie warto było kurwa, nie warto było zrobić nic… co by się… a szkoda kurwa gadać, szkoda strzępić ryja naprawdę. Niech was… Słuchajcie. Ci, którzyście głupie kurwy głosowały na PiS niech was szlag trafi, chuj warci jesteście, anty-polakami jesteście. Dobranoc. Co jest kurwa pedale? Co chciałeś powiedzieć? No. Dobra, na razie, wypierdalam. Kurwa, szkoda było 9 spraw karnych, szkoła było kurwa ujawniać afery podsłuchowej. Głupia polska, głupie polaczki kurwa, was do Auschwitz tylko zaprowadzić kurwa, piecyki włączyć. Szkoda kurwa było na was cokolwiek wy głupie chuje wy.
Does someone still have the talisman recpost bookmarked?
Emilio is gonna be away for our week 5 & 6 official so you could sub for us then if you’d like
Sounds fun
ok add me :)
@Thalash rofl
tbh nothin can beat talisman rec post, I remember it getting like 200 comments in 2 days
http://etf2l.org/recruitment/190258/
this is even more cancer than ReseF
Can’t believe how much effort people put into roasting Extrasolar…
From my point of view, he’s a good heavy, probably solid mid – high-ish. When not in a mealy mood he does a good job, nice and clear calls, keeps the medic alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k
Can someone do a video where they are crying and screaming “LEAVE EXTRASOLAR ALONE!”, please?
Team for next season
Scout: Ivan
Soldier: Popcorp
Pyro: 1hp
Demoman: Yak
Heavy: Extrasolar
Engineer: McLane
Medic: Slaw
Sniper: Pyth/Tseini
Spy: Shinso
Da real meme team
C u in prem/plat EleGiggle
What did I do?
What haven’t you done ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
I only come to etf2l recruitment for banters.
This one is the biggest so far.
Not sure which one though, the player or the post.
A mystery we will take to our graves ;)
george good thing u didnt count urself u might have left it EleGiggle
Nah, it’s Dindu’s job to get teams to fold :^)
lol
EMBRACE IT IVAN, ONCE YOU GO WEEB YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK
Highlander drama best drama.
I hate it. 190th comment
wtf is going on here
hl is shit anyway lol
Dear Extrasolar, you mentioned me when I wasn’t even here before. And I rq not because of criticizm but you joined UGC Silver team to be main heavy.
You did okay for this level but you kept insulting our medics, even mercs. Instead of showing some teamwork you preffered to show your memes during the game bait your medics using shotgun, brass beast and other cancer loadouts, because you didn’t get healed enough or the medic merc dropped you twice. And I rq because you were doing your usual memes with scrambled and you were surprised you getting beaten by proper UGC Silver team and show them a lot of disrespect before the game and during it as well, when you were shocked that your memes aren’t strong enough to beat silver team. Also I joined this team as pyro before you and people were okay with me and I’ve ragequit because no medics wanted to play with you including me when I was forced to play medic in our official because of our main not showing for it.
i get rly triggered when heavies jump and rev up their minigun -.- they think they look rly cool -.- but in reality… ur a heavy -.-
i get rly triggered when heavies jump and rev up their minigun -.- they think they look rly cool -.- but in reality… ur a heavy -.-
lol
i get rly triggered when heavies jump and rev up their minigun -.- they think they look rly cool -.- but in reality… ur a heavy -.-
Can an admin lock comments on this recruitment post before it hits 200? I don’t want his ego to grow any bigger.
Some stuff that really need to be clearified:
First, this guy is toxic and he really overrates himself. Haven’t seen him play MUCH, and when I did I wasn’t “impressed”, but when I was in a mumble with him for one time I almost got cancer.
Second, Its funny that people keep shittalking him yet you guys are quite the same, please I’d just recommend to not respond, e.g @Edgeward with his toxic comments you aren’t anything better than him :/ you call him toxic and you do the same… Some people may argue but this is my opinon at least
no http://etf2l.org/recruitment/190258/
Plenty of meds are fine with playing with me Hajdzik.
The problem was the Pyro who was getting picked by the Spy more than he picked the Spy, running off and trying to DM people with stock flamer :)
scrambled and myself were going to have some banter, at the end of the day it was an offclass team and I was brought in since my other team folded in preseason.
As for being disrespectful, you really don’t have a sense of humour do you?
The shotgun incident was due to the fact that the scrim wasn’t serious in the first place, and someone decided to get a braindead med who dropped not only me but the whole combo on a multitude of occasions. I played shotgun heavy, and their Heavy started doing it too.
Hardly ruining a scrim when it’s on a level of seriousness involving me MGE-ing their Heavy on ashville battlements with pre-Tough Break Eviction Notice :)
You were asked to play medic partially because of my recommendations to get Lancea, who at the time had not quit Pyro and was far better suited for the role the team desired. We needed a team Pyro, not a stock flamethrower DM Pyro who insisted he used stock so he could airblast more often but only ever used airblast when 1v1ing a Soldier.
You were moved to Medic as a result of your higher div medic experience, mostly in 6s and you didn’t react well to scrambled telling you politely that certain 6s strats didn’t translate very well to HL viaduct. You then promptly quit the game and the team.
It’s amazing how much of a shitstorm I create by literally just existing.
Since this rec post is already a living meme, and I’m pretty certain if I went to an Internet Café I could call it LAN event with these numbers, so I might as well come out and say it, as many of my friends and old teamates have said previously in these comments only to get lost in a sea of hate.
The truth is, Extrasolar, the memelord, he’s not me. I don’t go around being a toxic twat to my friends, and certainly not irl for that matter. He’s a heavily warped and exaggerated version of my irl persona; confident, charismatic, boisterous and likes to make his friends laugh.
But it’s time this charade has gone on long enough. I’ve hurt too many people and scarred my reputation as a player. I’ve brought shame upon myself and those around me and I’d be amazed if half of my teamates would find a serious team if Banterlads were to suddenly disband. Not out of their own individual talents, or lack of them, but due to my behaviour.
Truth be told I’m actually a very shy and emotional person who loves hugs, tea, cute things and hates confrontation. I’ve had a difficult time accepting who I really am for various reasons over the years, and the Extrasolar personality served as, essentially, armour. Armour to stop me getting hurt in various social situations. However I made a grave miscalculation. What do people do if the guy they’re trying to insult just laughs in your face and shrugs it off? Well in real life they would simply give up or whatever, but on the Internet, one simply hits harder. This led to a snowball of my persona getting less and less serious and all the more banterous as time went on, to a point when online, he simply WAS me, and I noticed traits of him creeping into real life as well.
Lately I’ve been trying to put him behind me. I was blocked by not only fears of what people would make of the actual person behind the mask, but also by my own closed-mindedness. I became resentful of those around me irrationally, and it only worsened the situation.
So at this point, almost 200 comments in and likely at least three-quarters of those being people I’ve hurt, directly or indirectly, I decided it couldn’t possibly get any worse and the time had come to at least attempt to reconcile with the community. I mean don’t get me wrong, there are many shitlords in this community, myself included, some even on this rec post’s comment section, but given a second chance I could probably grow to genuinely like many of the people here, complaining about my actions. For many, their responses are justified. Some take it too far but what do you expect, it’s the Internet.
I’ve done some terrible things in this community and others, and I don’t expect your forgiveness. I only hope you can at least find it in your hearts to attempt to understand what I’ve been going through for years now.
As for my comments to Hajdzik earlier in this post, the delivery was a tad harsh but my points behind them stand. I’m on my phone atm so I shan’t go back and delete any of it.
I have recently been diagnosed with clinical depression and have recently begun medication to help me with it. I recently emerged (I hope) from a prolonged low state and I’m hoping to continue battling it. This will hopefully continue, but I’m sure as some of you are aware each day is a battle. Not just with the depression itself, but the persona I created. If I’m feeling particularly low I notice he can come to the surface pretty easily, so I decided the best way to fight him would be to come clean and present you with not Extrasolar, but the guy behind him.
If you want to add me to discuss this further, feel free. Many of you I owe an apology to already, but some might not wish to add me to accept it.
So, I’ll just say it here.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry for everything I’ve put this community through, whether you’re a player affected by my actions, some random pubber cruising through, or an admin having to sift through my trips counting down the days until you can finally forum ban my arse.
I just hope we can put this all behind us and start afresh. No more toxic Solar. Not while I have a grip on my mental state. This isn’t just an outward transformation, although my true self is in here, I’ve oppressed it and hidden it even from myself. As I said my online persona is a heavily warped and exaggerated version of a persona I use in real life, and I’m working to tone him down too.
I hope that you, the reader, can be supportive of my transformation.
If you got this far, you win a cookie and a hug from the real Extrasolar :3
Thank you for listening to me, I know it’s the last thing many would want to do considering my past behaviour.
@Hajdzik you were on medic because you were bad at pyro and i didn’t want the plat spot going to waste, we moved you to main because our med couldn’t make scrims because of 6s, please don’t twist things. The team was intended to be a fun team and you ruined that so I’m glad you left, even if you left in the middle of an official (which was a relatively balanced back and forth game originally) without telling anyone, unfriending the team members and contacting the enemy team leader and telling him not to allow any mercs, as the team atmosphere was generally improved, and we got to swap you out for yak without breaking any rules, clear upgrade for both gameplay and atmosphere.
http://puu.sh/oo6np/7a0bcb3bbd.png
how do u have enough free time to write that much bullshit about a videogame wtf
<blockquote cite="The problem was the Pyro who was getting picked by the Spy more than he picked the Spy, running off and trying to DM people with stock flamer :)
scrambled and myself were going to have some banter, at the end of the day it was an offclass team and I was brought in since my other team folded in preseason."
The banter caused our combo to be on 4 sides of the map it’s hard to play pyro when your combo plays all over place this is my stats from the games when I was keen to play pyro from that period against better players than UGC Silver:
http://logs.tf/1197771
http://logs.tf/1197554
<blockquote cite="As for being disrespectful, you really don’t have a sense of humour do you?"
Yes I am showing lack of sense of humour by not calling people who are mercing for my team retards. That’s how unfunny I am
<blockquote cite="The shotgun incident was due to the fact that the scrim wasn’t serious in the first place"
Yeah warm up for both teams is really not important scrim.
<blockquote cite="You were asked to play medic partially because of my recommendations to get Lancea, who at the time had not quit Pyro and was far better suited for the role the team desired. We needed a team Pyro, not a stock flamethrower DM Pyro who insisted he used stock so he could airblast more often but only ever used airblast when 1v1ing a Soldier.
You were moved to Medic as a result of your higher div medic experience, mostly in 6s and you didn’t react well to scrambled telling you politely that certain 6s strats didn’t translate very well to HL viaduct. You then promptly quit the game and the team."
I was informed that I play medic on the warm up before official not even 10 minutes before just when it started. Lancea didn’t play above open and the team was happy with me being pyro before you come and I was keen enough to improve. And the strats what I wanted to use was that with 1 minute left on the clock we had uber advantage I wanted to build it in the spawn, where you both refused and you failed to kill soldier jumping me, when I knew it would happen with 80% of uber, and then I died and we failed to win this round. And this happened on warm up on official I rq because you were playing like a moron again and was surprised that we’re loosing.
Oh I remember when u rq Hajdzik. U left mumble and server after u died and u deleted everyone from the team :D
extrasolar cheats on alts on pub/mge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There’s no way you just typed all of that on a phone, how much adderall are you on?
sick pickup logs, you couldn’t do that against real teams though. our combo was really suffering from taking lots of spam and spies all the time, and your presence on the flank wasn’t really missed while playing with a combo pyro, so you were moved to med.
to be honest though you kept complaining about random shit in comms all the time and it just made it aids.
is no one gonna talk about this huge wall of text
hi someone mentioned jerking each other off in a circle???
Yeah I did and I would do the same again, I don’t regret it. I was triggered on warm up I was mad I was forced to play med when our combo was full of memelords who were doing funny things instead of playing properly.
Yeah scrambled my last official as pyro for you I did really underperfomed
http://logs.tf/1225801
Blame it all on pyro that you’re losing. Not on the fact you were suiciding yourself into enemy all the time and solar was hugging to rock with brass beast half of the time.
@Mould
The “xextrasloar chet!!!!” meme was funny once but now it’s just getting silly.
@Funs I guess? Honestly I’m still on my phone rn haha
@Ivan You can talk about it if you want, I’ve got some time atm
@Hajdzik No.
@Scrambled Yes.
@Yxxo ;)
Also Tl;Dr of the long post
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg
This only confirms competitive videogames are full of social awkward people who can’t behave in real life.
Hadjzik there is no rock on ashville, unless you mean the viaduct game.
I use the Brass Beast during situations where rock is somewhat safe and I need to suicide to help with point, I might as well get a 20% damage bonus while doing this as well as a damage resist, I used it to draw fire from the cappers and punish people who don’t focus me.
If it didn’t go well then really what can I do, go my usual minigun choice for viaduct – Natty – to double overtime? Natty is a grind gun, not a “I need to keep everyone off point and get a bunch of damage off” gun.
If I feel like I have time to rev up, of course I’ll take the Brass in that situation.
Yeah guys, you need to be a top player on your class, climb divisions for 7 seasons and have respected friends in order to be qualified to play heavy/engi/medic/pyro in prem, when will those open players understand?? Карра
Yeah, you’re not that smart to strategize, you are doing things only which you think are fun to do. I don’t like people like you, so I was better without you, and you were better without me as a team so you could get another banterlad or memer or whatever you call them. Congratulations on winning one game out of 4 after I left.
An explosion of salt was witnessed earlier here on ETF2L’s recruitment posts. Reports claim it was created due to massive attention whoring within a cartoon shooter game. Citizens are advised to remain indoors as it will likely continue to rain blocks of salt for the remainder of the day. Thank you and may God have mercy on our souls.
“has the potential but decides trolling and making people hate him is the way to get almost every high team to likely decline him, good heavy though”
Popkern is so fucking right. He trashtalks everyone after playing like 1 match (also thanks for trashtalking me after a 4v4 match xD). He would be a great Midheavy if he could stop memeing and trying to be funny while having like 20 Seasons Open expirience. You know… you’ll never get a High- Team if you keep being an asshole.
Skills: 10/10 Memes: 0/10 and fucking disrespectful
Also 10/10 even a bigger meme than Ivan now
who are you
Please read my above post rather than jumping to the end, Shadow :)
Hajdzik I’m done talking to you, nothing constructive is being said and to be quite frank it just seems like you’re oozing salt and generally being unpleasant for no real reason.
Please sort out whatever issues you may have with scrambled in private, or add me if you really want to have a go at me.
You got my respect just for the time and effort you put in that huge wall of text. But then again, I play pyro, noone gives a shit about my opinions.
You got my respect just for the time and effort you put in that huge wall of text and if all of that is actually true and you do clean up your act even more respect.
Cheers, reception seems good so far. Even Ivan and 30.06 have added me lmao
All we need now is Dindu hugs :))))))))
Is this actually a rec post or a page of dank memes
Extrasolar your persona jumped on me for no reason. I wouldn’t even post in this recpost if you wouldn’t mention my name. I am just stating people like you or scrambled aren’t very good teammates from my perspective, you might be even best heavy in Europe but dealing with people with such big ego, when they think they’re the best is pain in the ass.
But as you said there is no point of saying even more because you screwed up. People already have opinion about me so it doesn’t hurt me to post here. But you just bring everyones attention on yourself and I guess you didn’t make really good impression of yourself. If you wanted to be serious about your tf2 carrier you approached it in very wrong way and earned reputation similar to slaw.
Maybe he was a memer but want tp improve now Hajdzik? I do agreed he should play atleast a season in mid, but he can trial high atleast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJeKXb8955w
“you win a cookie and a hug from the real Extrasolar :3”
dude i was kinda touched until you used the fucking catface
red cross kid lol, i’ve got no clue why this post isn’t getting deleted yet
You got my respect just for the time and effort you put in that huge wall of text. But then again, I play spy, noone gives a shit about my opinions.
Shit. I beat talisman’s recpost and didn’t realise
:c
@extrasolar FeelsBadMan
your self esteem must be really fucking low to hit on a guy with depression
Guys Clearly The Only Way To Make This Die Is To Just Give Him A Prem Team Already I Think Its The Most Obvious And Easy Solution Here and It Would Not Harm Anyone And Stop The Hate But Yeah Thats Just What I Think :DD Baiiii :3
ITT:
Solar asks for a team and is immediately descended upon by the No Prem Recposts Circlejerk and the Extrasolar Kill Self Pls Circlejerk
The three people that actually like Solar defend him and state that he’s actually a different person to how he acts in public and also attract the attention of the No Prem Recposts Circlejerk and the Extrasolar Kill Self Pls Circlejerk, who don’t believe it because Solar is being a shitter
Solar memes around and trades punches with the aforementioned circlejerks and generally acts like a knob because he’s Solar
Eventually Solar decides to come clean and acknowledge that what was said previously about him actually being a pretty decent person underneath the layers of armour is true, and sheepishly admits he wants to apologise and has done for quite some time but has no ieda how, instantly the Extrasolar Kill Self Pls Circlejerk turns tail when half of its participants cease to give a shit and start to defend him for having come clean
Also some salty 6s medic that thinks all things 6s work in HL seems to think it matters that he was replaced by me and moved to his main so I could play my own main, thinks that because I don’t have much ETF2L history his good logs on Pickup make him better, and that ties into Solar… somehow, idfk
Will Solar get the man of his dreams?
Will Ivan say something slightly funny so that the UGC Steel community can masturbate to it for the next six weeks?
Did nerdRage REALLY win prem, or was it all just a huge setup by saloon.tf?
Who shot JFK?
Find out on the next exciting episode of “Extrasolar Rec Posts”!
If you’re actually serious about changing your attitude and wanting the chance to prove why you belong in high than that’s a great thing. You’re good, easily mid, just your attitude turns you into a bad person that no one wants to play with, despite your skill level imo.
I’ve played with you a couple of times with Tight Colons last season and you were nice and played well. If you actually showed off the nice side you wouldn’t get hated by 90% of the community. With this said, good luck to finding a team for next season and I hope you do what’s best for you man.
REAL DRAMA! REAL ACTION! REAL BLOODSHED!
boh ma un po’ di figa qui?
+rep bestest trader on autpost even got medal for staying epic and loving minions!!!
Now that he apologized for being a cunt. Very good gamer. Easy Top- Mid. He could do High with a good team. Give him a chance. Even he can be a nice person I guess.
Extrasolar you don’t mention me, I don’t mention you and we’re good. But if you want some tip TF2 is the game when you want to play with people who like you and people who you like because either way your team will be only temporary, because nothing is stable in etf2l community.
youre still not a high/prem heavy tho
also you didn’t manage to beat talisman’s rec post
Kryma 70 comments got deleted
lmao
smh people are surprised that kids that spend most of their time online are cringey.
Also he is banned from forums for now, so dont expect him to answer here.
Maybe this recpost can calm the frick down now.
also LOL @people who read the whole thing and make fun of others for having too much spare time.
P.S. I’m an idiot :)
I think the community should be willing to give the guy a second chance as if you genuinely mean what you say, then credit to you :) However, high/prem is still a step too far. Mid/High would be an aspirational goal
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whos this guy whys he 5k+ into the game and never played anywhere but open and why theres 200 comment in his rec
open drama + lolhl = ?
#freesolar
Chronos is right. Give him a second chance and forget about the things he did :3
rip the game of checkers :c
Think temp bans were a bit overkill but w/e
Still looking c:
maybe you should start with a new rec post
sounds about right