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Idd jonni :(

Lofty sniping on 2fort, and this happens.

[R]Nahtzee : what the fuck
superior cow : its called a headshot
[R]Nahtzee : its called headshoting a cloaked spy
[R]Nahtzee : and that’s called hax
superior cow : you werent cloaked you were me you idiot
[R]Nahtzee : stfu plz
[R]Nahtzee : go back to mario
superior cow : go back to mario?/
superior cow : wtf
[R]Nahtzee : sniper’s anyway a point and click game
[R]Nahtzee : so.. you fail..

[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: my mousepad feels nice against my nipples!
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: oh did I say that out loud?
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: My keyboard feels nice against mine
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: Actually i’m writing with my nipples
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: you must have big nipples
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: I’ve just trained for years
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: Black Belt in nipple-fu
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: I can make headshots with my mouse between my asscheeks
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: nipple-fu that is sick
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: I’m norwegian, what do you expect?
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: he. i’m jewish. I have the ancient powers of the JEW!
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: a conspiracy first brought to life by jezus and the roman empire
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: My friend refuses to teach me Jewjitsu
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: He says i’m not jew enough :(
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: Jewjitsu is just a small part of the ancient power of the JEW
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: Enlighten me, Oh Mighty Jew
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: jew-robics, juice-squeezing, turning pubes into jew-gold, etc
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: we are not mere human mortals
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: we are the embodyment of pure religious skill

It explains my black belt in Nipple-Fu!

[03:18:50] [@dignitasDarn] youtube directed me to michael jackson
[03:19:13] [@dignitasDarn] he is so much better than any popsinger in 2k
[03:19:40] [@TmG|dunc] yeh him and r kelly
[03:19:51] [@dignitasDarn] bah if theres someone in the world
[03:19:56] [@dignitasDarn] who has the permission to fuck children
[03:19:59] [@dignitasDarn] it would be michael jackson
[03:20:05] [@TmG|dunc] lol what the fuck you odd cunt
[03:20:08] [@dignitasappe`] haha
[03:20:18] [@dignitasDarn] he made fucking thriller
[03:20:33] [@TmG|dunc] :/
[03:20:43] [@TmG|dunc] my respect for you has just entirely disintegrated :D
[03:22:50] [@dignitasDarn] but cant deny that michael is just pretty fucking awesome as a
[03:22:51] [@dignitasDarn] wtf
[03:22:53] [@dignitasDarn] musicisit
[03:22:57] [@dignitasDarn] musicist
[03:23:01] [@dignitasDarn] help me wordnazi
[03:23:16] [@dignitasDarn] musician
[03:23:17] [@TmG|dunc] musician? :)
[03:23:21] [@dignitasDarn] YES
[03:23:50] [@dignitasappe`] Person skilled in the crafts of creating music
[03:24:00] [@TmG|dunc] yeh, sure, good musician though I don’t particularly enjoy his songs other than that late one he did for some odd reason (the one with the movie of the world dying around him)
[03:24:21] [@dignitasDarn] im not that big of a fan
[03:24:25] [@dignitasDarn] but if i had to choose
[03:24:34] [@dignitasDarn] a singer
[03:24:35] [@TmG|dunc] however I’d be inclined to say his paedophilic habits kinda outweighed his musical prowess :D
[03:24:41] [@dignitasDarn] theres no shadow of a doubt it would be michael
[03:25:08] [@dignitasDarn] Nah he prolly has donated enough money on some african village that he can fuck one fat yank kid
[03:25:12] [@dignitasDarn] balances it
[03:25:15] [@TmG|dunc] hahaha
[03:25:33] [@dignitasDarn] dont you think
[03:25:40] [@dignitasDarn] saving 10000 children, you can atleast fuck one
[03:25:42] [@dignitasDarn] LIKE WTF
[03:25:44] [@dignitasDarn] ofc you can
[03:25:58] [@TmG|dunc] hahah fucking hell for the first time in my life I’m actually speechless
[03:26:07] [+Predz] i think every1 is
[03:26:13] [@dignitasDarn] :D

[05:56] `emsi: yesterday we had phone sekss
[05:56] AtomFury: on a bus?

20:57 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: hy ryb
20:58 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: Javaslat
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szeretnék egy wart játszani veletek I would love a wart to play with you
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I would love a war to play with you
20:58 – dignitas/ryb :7: what? :o
20:59 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: sry
20:59 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: I would love a wart to play with you
20:59 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: i im hungary
21:00 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: is a war tomorrow?
21:00 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: ok?
21:01 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: hm?
21:01 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: play war tomorrow okey?
21:04 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: you are in him tomorrow then a 6 v 6 war?
21:05 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: oke men?
21:06 – dignitas/ryb :7: i don’t know why you want to play against us
21:06 – dignitas/ryb :7: seems pointless
21:06 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: pls…
21:07 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: we would like to play it is that it
21:07 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: :)
21:07 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: okey?
21:08 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: there is nothing bad in a dog
21:08 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: am I right?
21:08 – dignitas/ryb :7: could you explain?
21:10 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: we would like one war with you… to practise
21:10 – dignitas/ryb :7: would it really help you though?
21:11 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: most much
21:11 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: yes
21:13 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: I hope for it in him you are
21:13 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: ?
21:14 – dignitas/ryb :7: i’m in who?
21:14 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: yes
21:14 – dignitas/ryb :7: who is yes?
21:14 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: tomorrow playning?
21:15 – dignitas/ryb :7: i’m sorry, i don’t understand and i think we would win too easily :(
21:16 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: but what we would like to practise it
21:16 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: pls…
21:16 – dignitas/ryb :7: play against someone else
21:16 – dignitas/ryb :7: i really don’t think you would enjoy playing us
21:17 – (dps®) Tibi HD 4890: yeah

Google translator makes english sound so sexual