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Engineer  Div 1/Div 2 Skill, Highlander

UnitedKingdom Guuse

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Hello

Looking to play Engineer for a highlander team div 1/2. Seems like everybody is putting up preemptive posts to test the water.

If somebody wants me on their team and i like that team then i'll play, if i can't find a team then fuck it I'm going to go play competitive Bejeweled and this game is definitely dead anyway :^)

What can you expect of me

– Clear American sounding accent (im not fucking american you eurobaguettes i only sound like it don't trigger my asthma)

-I play the construction worker good and those guys are hard to find sometimes

– I'm the manufacturer of the "i sexually identify as an attack helicopter" copypasta which certifies me as an official ETF2L Meme Manufacturer

– I don't generally care if the team loses or wins as long as you dont shit up the comms with useless information and then shit talk people i know a bunch and then expect me to not dump you and sub for a better team in frustration at the last moment :^)

anyway got this nonsense out of the way, you know u want me bby

-Guuse

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Left Mad? [Highlander] Guuse
Left Satanistic Men Hospitalized [6v6] Guuse
Joined Satanistic Men Hospitalized [6v6] kryma
Joined Mad? [Highlander] X-Wing
Left Mad? [Highlander] Guuse
Joined Mad? [Highlander] Akwilon
Left The Dugong SuperSquad [Highlander] blooztah
Joined The Dugong SuperSquad [Highlander] blooztah
Left UKIP [Highlander] Guuse
Joined UKIP [Highlander] stephen
Left Mad? [Highlander] Guuse
Joined Mad? [Highlander] JoeTea
Left Manatee lovers [Highlander] Guuse
Joined Manatee lovers [Highlander] juju
Left Mad? [Highlander] Guuse
Joined Mad? [Highlander] Billy
Left Audio, Video, Disco! [6v6] Zeals
Joined Audio, Video, Disco! [6v6] Guuse

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19 Comments

  1. MS: 0fo - 0FO said:

    Great Engineer.

    Officially -ΣΣ- approved.

  2. JoeTea said:

    Such passive aggressive, waow. Good engi but sometimes a little eccentric

  3. Dewotter said:

    Is a great engie who gets the meta and understands how to press 4 and then 1 real good.

    Solid choice for any team.

  4. Spade said:

    top notch engineer, shouldn’t have a problem in d1

  5. Gubbins: Op4 said:

    Said this on his last post, great engie, super smart, when he gets his head down and works, which he almost always does, he wrecks scrubs. More than that he’s just a fucking baller, chilling with this dude is fun as fuck. Get Guuse or get the noose.

  6. Condawg: MANDEM said:

    goose*

  7. Billy: xD said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

    #theetf2lruseman

  8. Leagle_: + - ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡9 said:

    Great engie

  9. Just1s: ☁GGG☁ said:

    Very good engie, great gamesense and dm :o
    Can place his lego well

  10. juju: TBA - Tissi said:

    sexy

  11. torrit said:

    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

  12. Nik: MEGA$$ said:

    Deserves a top notch team.

  13. yak: DUBSTEP - Gungaginga said:

    A++++++++++

  14. omnibombulator: (ETF2L Donator) said:

    Top Grade Meme Graduate from Meme High. He embodies Engineer in real life by also being a 5’6″ stumpy manlet with an American accent.

    He hasn’t been on a team that does him justice yet and he needs it. People need to realize that Engineer mains are fucking retarded and dumb as fuck and Guuse wants to be one of the ones that gets recognized for it.

    Pick him up you fucking idiot

  15. MS: 0fo - 0FO said:

    Somebody pick this guy up already.

    His memes will block out the sun!

  16. Guuse said:

    bippity bump im coming for your rump

  17. Spycy: TC.Express said:

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  18. regen: o7 said:

    Dun mess with Guuse, or he’ll give you the muuse.

  19. stephen said:

    i am the top supporter of guuse and his memes