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  Div 3/Div 4 Skill, 6v6

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Posted by FUCK OPENPLUGIN: 12 years ago | Last Online: 12 years ago

WE ARE THE COMRADES

WE ARE LOOKING FOR ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE
WE ARE STRONGEST MEN (SEE POEM BELOW), THIS IN MEMORY OF OTHER STRONG MEN:
They mold iron with bare hand

They smash mountains into sand

Their backs will never bend

Their war will never end

They're the strongest of all men

Jukebox tells us what’s the plan

Tomzi cums wherever he can

Fake is banned from the lan

Deux is taller than Big Ben

Mik laughs like a gobbling hen

maRty is close to reaching zen

Konr loves his skanky tan

Lynx’s deflowering only just began

They’re the strongest of all men

NOW FOR CLASSES WE LOOK FOR:
2 SCOUTS
1 SOLDIER
MEDICAL MAN

WE WILL PROVIDE:
VODKA
SERVER
MUMBLE
AND STRONG MAN LIFTING

YOU WILL PROVIDE:
ABLE TO SING RUSSIA NATIONAL ANTHEM
FLUENT ENGLISH
DIV3/4 LEVEL

DAVAJ!
I HAVE VODKA TO DRINK

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