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smziii

(Legendary Ratehacks)
SVIFT

fade in mumble:

well guys tonight i gonna tell you the story how i lost my virginity, I was around 17 and all my friends already had sex before so i really wanted to get it done. So i did hook up with this fat ugly bitch. We drove to some backalley (wtf) but i was so nervous that i only lasted for like 10 mins..the beast was stunned and asked “Did u just came?” and I was so nervous and the first thing that came to my mind was “Nah i just had a piss inside you”

luv you fade <3


Last edited by smziii,

FIR

SnG

5:53 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: shes into bondage
5:53 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: if you want to know
5:53 PM – qdv# | FIR: dafuq?
5:53 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: As in
5:53 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: shes into bondage
5:54 PM – qdv# | FIR: what the fuck
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: also into rape
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: so
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: its okay
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: if you like
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: get some chloroform
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: then lock her in your basement
5:54 PM – retro.MK-ULTRA: she likes that theres no fault there

WHAT THE FUCK?


Last edited by FIR,

skeej

(ETF2L Donator)
UbeR |
Fe |

[15:20] @Poop___ : Skeej, Ryan almost died in a car crash
[15:20] @Poop___ : Car is upside down on motorway apparently?
[15:22] * @Poop___ : ([email protected]) Quit (Signed off)

[16:40] * r7an^phone (~r7an^[email protected]) has joined #teamfun
[16:41] r7an^phone : I’m alive
[16:41] * r7an^phone (~r7an^[email protected]) Quit (Signed off)

O____o


Last edited by skeej,

wer

tfortress.no

hahhahahhaha

Edd

T2P

Quoted from Miek

Me: So I heard I sound like you with my new mic, Fallen
Fallen: Yeah, you sound a bit homosexual lately

14

Oxy

TC.Express

Quoted from Miek

Me: So I heard I sound like you with my new mic, Fallen
Fallen: Yeah, you sound a bit homosexual lately

just lately?

Gubbins

Op4

Quoted from skeej

[15:20] @Poop___ : Skeej, Ryan almost died in a car crash
[15:20] @Poop___ : Car is upside down on motorway apparently?
[15:22] * @Poop___ : ([email protected]) Quit (Signed off)

[16:40] * r7an^phone (~r7an^[email protected]) has joined #teamfun
[16:41] r7an^phone : I’m alive
[16:41] * r7an^phone (~r7an^[email protected]) Quit (Signed off)

O____o

hahaha

xiaoxiong

vani

Bully

Quoted from Jorman

px. Jet: ?
PuddingBlaster: hi
px. Jet: hi
PuddingBlaster: have you got metal
px. Jet: some scrap. why?
PuddingBlaster: can i get i give you a weapon
px. Jet: scrap is made of two weapons :)
PuddingBlaster: i know but the same class…
px. Jet: just give me two random weapons, and I’ll give you scrap. Easy as that
px. Jet: ;p
PuddingBlaster: k
PuddingBlaster added: Bonk! Atomic Punch
PuddingBlaster added: Mann Co. Supply Crate
PuddingBlaster: k?
px. Jet: I don’t need crate. Just two weapons lol
PuddingBlaster removed: Mann Co. Supply Crate
PuddingBlaster removed: Bonk! Atomic Punch
PuddingBlaster added: The Homewrecker
PuddingBlaster: thats a very good weapon for pyro ….
px. Jet: I know exactly what every weapon does. They are all the same price. And one scrap costs two weapons. So you want it or not?
PuddingBlaster: wait
PuddingBlaster removed: The Homewrecker
PuddingBlaster added: The Ullapool Caber
PuddingBlaster: but thats is very exiting
px. Jet: you’re not a very good trader, are you?
PuddingBlaster: i know many things and its good!
px. Jet: And it’s one weapon. Scrap costs two.
PuddingBlaster added: Mann Co. Supply Crate
PuddingBlaster: that not more!!!
px. Jet: and crate is wroth nothing
PuddingBlaster: ohhhhhhhh
PuddingBlaster: thats goood,strong…
PuddingBlaster removed: Mann Co. Supply Crate
px. Jet: not sure if troll or dead serious

Double-facepalm for me there.

Haha, this happens to me all the time xD

Dr Icecream

Quoted from smziii

fade in mumble:

well guys tonight i gonna tell you the story how i lost my virginity, I was around 17 and all my friends already had sex before so i really wanted to get it done. So i did hook up with this fat ugly bitch. We drove to some backalley (wtf) but i was so nervous that i only lasted for like 10 mins..the beast was stunned and asked “Did u just came?” and I was so nervous and the first thing that came to my mind was “Nah i just had a piss inside you”

luv you fade <3

“Only” 10 minutes. It’s obvious that he’s still a virgin then.

TWEEKARN\

ez-sports.ru

Quoted from Jorman

px. Jet: ?
PuddingBlaster: hi
px. Jet: hi
PuddingBlaster: have you got metal
px. Jet: some scrap. why?
PuddingBlaster: can i get i give you a weapon
px. Jet: scrap is made of two weapons :)
PuddingBlaster: i know but the same class…
px. Jet: just give me two random weapons, and I’ll give you scrap. Easy as that
px. Jet: ;p
PuddingBlaster: k
PuddingBlaster added: Bonk! Atomic Punch
PuddingBlaster added: Mann Co. Supply Crate
PuddingBlaster: k?
px. Jet: I don’t need crate. Just two weapons lol
PuddingBlaster removed: Mann Co. Supply Crate
PuddingBlaster removed: Bonk! Atomic Punch
PuddingBlaster added: The Homewrecker
PuddingBlaster: thats a very good weapon for pyro ….
px. Jet: I know exactly what every weapon does. They are all the same price. And one scrap costs two weapons. So you want it or not?
PuddingBlaster: wait
PuddingBlaster removed: The Homewrecker
PuddingBlaster added: The Ullapool Caber
PuddingBlaster: but thats is very exiting
px. Jet: you’re not a very good trader, are you?
PuddingBlaster: i know many things and its good!
px. Jet: And it’s one weapon. Scrap costs two.
PuddingBlaster added: Mann Co. Supply Crate
PuddingBlaster: that not more!!!
px. Jet: and crate is wroth nothing
PuddingBlaster: ohhhhhhhh
PuddingBlaster: thats goood,strong…
PuddingBlaster removed: Mann Co. Supply Crate
px. Jet: not sure if troll or dead serious

Double-facepalm for me there.

>PuddingBlaster: i know many things and its good!

rtan

-9w-

Quoted from skeej

[15:20] @Poop___ : Skeej, Ryan almost died in a car crash
[15:20] @Poop___ : Car is upside down on motorway apparently?
[15:22] * @Poop___ : ([email protected]) Quit (Signed off)

[16:40] * r7an^phone (~r7an^[email protected]) has joined #teamfun
[16:41] r7an^phone : I’m alive
[16:41] * r7an^phone (~r7an^[email protected]) Quit (Signed off)

O____o

:DD literally laughed out loud there!

Poop

TSUN~
[PG]

Quoted from rtan

[…]

:DD literally laughed out loud there!

:/

Swifty

ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ

[15:16] Swifty–> also YYT|TviQ
[15:16] Swifty–> who the fuck is XXXXXXXX
[15:16] YYT|TviQ> Wow
[15:16] Swifty–> and why did he/she add me
[15:16] YYT|TviQ> Just
[15:16] YYT|TviQ> get out
[15:16] YYT|TviQ> I dunno
[15:17] Swifty–> I’m not accepting it
[15:17] Swifty–> Just weird
[15:17] +TheSucker> TviQ’s mom wants you Swifty–
[15:17] Swifty–> rofl is it actually your mom YYT|TviQ
[15:17] YYT|TviQ> yes
[15:17] Swifty–> Your mom
[15:17] Swifty–> added me
[15:17] Swifty–> to facebook
[15:17] Swifty–> rofl
[15:17] YYT|TviQ> She probaly want you to help her at farmville or whatever

(replaced name with x's for privacy)

I will soon become TviQ’s father


Last edited by Swifty,

Tearmisu

Last Tear: Hey dude
deanpierce: hi
deanpierce: do you tuder ?
Last Tear: Tutor?
deanpierce: yes i need help with how tf2 works
Last Tear: Okay, where is your timezone and how old are you?
deanpierce: like how to use my back pac
deanpierce: im am 55 & i live in louisvill ky
deanpierce: e.s.time
Last Tear: 55? Wow.
deanpierce: i bought the game a few years ago
deanpierce: but i have found it to be a bit frustrating
deanpierce: i do like it though
Last Tear: Ah, what do you need help with in particular?
deanpierce: mostley the interface & how to stay alive lol
deanpierce: i have ventrello
deanpierce: but im not the atminastrater
Last Tear: Na, I can explain that shit via Steam chat.
deanpierce: nice
Last Tear: What about the interface confuses you?
deanpierce: atm im getting rdy to have dinner but if your avalable some time maybe we can work a deal
Last Tear: Yeah sure. Tommorow maybe?
deanpierce: i hope you dont mind that i put you on my frends list
Last Tear: No, it’s fine.

Rofl.

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