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Quoted from sheepy dog's hand

I have been unbanned and have a lot to say on this matter. It will have to wait though as I write it and I have some business to attend to first.

Hype

cos call of duty

OK I am ready. Here are the facts (the source of the facts comes from my superior knowledge) TF2 has never been alive, it has been “dead” since the game started and it will be dead until the end of time. People need to stop posting these “OMGLOL TF2IS DED xD” posts cause TF2 has always been a small game (in the competitive scene). We play this game because it is fun and we have a decent amount of people playing it however that does not make it a growing e-sport. Everyone who plays this game should only be playing it for fun. If you enjoy the game you will get good and end up being casted by people who cast for fun and fun only (sideshow, admireable those nerds) People need to accept the fact that this game is a game only to be played for fun and if you want to make a living of TF2 then you need to play another game.

However here is where the shit-talk starts, there are certain people in this community that take this game too seriously. I am going to show you an example of people who take this game a little bit to seriously. Now I am not saying that these people “have no life” or anything like that (I have 4.4k hours on this game cause I enjoy it.) These people I am talking about will do anything it takes to win.

Let me start by player number 1: I used to play my fair share of mge so I don’t want to come of as a butt-hurt player who got outplayed by someone, now this is coming from me but this guy plays too much MGE, the reason he plays so much MGE is because he wants to become a top scout and he achieved that by being becoming the 2nd (I’m the 1st) scout by mastering the MGE movement. The problem with this player though is that he has a mental disorder which causes him to play with retarded people and just act generally stupid. He needs to grow up and stop acting like a french retard.

Now let’s move on to player 2: This guy has been getting a lot of attention recently and it is clear why. He has been getting accused of hacking by many people mainly because of his shotgun aim. Now I personally do not believe he hacks because like player “number 1” cause he plays this game A LOT and practices everyday to get good. I think people need to lay off on him as he is genuinely skilled player with a great shotgun. I think the accusations of hacking by a few people in this community is completely unnecessary and that he is a legit skilled player who has worked hard to get into this game. The AC admin team needs to take a good look at his demos to shut people up, apart from that though he is a very skilled player who is LEGIT but there is a problem with him. He has some sort of strange fetish for polar bears and has been caught masturbating to rule34 polar bear porn (I talked to his mother while in bed and she told me all about it. She and I are very close)

So you probably know what players I am talking about but I will tell you anyways. I know this information as a FACT since I played in an entire season with them.

Player number 1 is of course Hafficool
(http://etf2l.org/forum/user/17492/)

Player number 2 is of course Kaptain (oh and please stop the hackcusations, and do not judge his sexual preferences)
(http://etf2l.org/forum/user/70031/)

P.S Baud is a filthy hacker and should not be allowed to play here again and NiCO should be banned for being the dumbest Frenchie in the game (proof below)

NiCO: sometimes you can think that he has some aimbot or somehting like that and it’s not the case, it’s pureskill. If you guys cant believe it and keep banning baud it’s because you don’t know a damn shit about this game, that’s it and I think you deserve you retarded place.

Oh and I can’t forget droso who is also little silly.

droso: Hey sheepy! How’s your speech impediment today? Can you say hi to me over voice chat please? I need my daily comedy
droso: dear god you have bran damage

Thanks for reading and hey! don’t judge other peoples sexual preferences (especially kaptain he is already insecure enough as it is) Thanks and good night.

Edit: for those of you who don’t understand the joke, the first player made it seem like I was talking about NiCO but then it was it was a troll on hafficool. Same goes for the 2nd player I made it seem like it was gonna be abaud baud but then made it a troll on kaptain (who are both my friends so its not mean) You people are so dumb.

what Sheepy said, except for kaptain and Haffi, do not know those guys so no hate…

Sorry but I must also point out one more foolish TF2 player who you all know. Here a few quotes.

Konrrr: you have all the autism that scotland needs in one person

Konr: you are probably the most autistic person in tf2

konr: sheepy isn’t a shit player, he’s just possibly the most autistic child that’s ever played the game.

konr: I want your penis in my mouth jukebox *drools intensively*

http://i.imgur.com/1s7cZrU.png

Quoted from Kumimarja

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Post pics or didn’t happen :3 pls tell me she’s a milf

kaptain is 13, of course she is a milf