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Vouri
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hello
we are garthered here tday to discuss the future of ben "vouri" broder
ben is a solid lad, and has great chat
moreover, hes bloddy 6'4
also hes a good mate and has great fargging potential
10/10
prem
gg
ps legit tho this guy jas serious potential and i dont want to have his potential wasted playing on my team. get him in div 1 playoffs immediately great guy great aim good lid
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Hi guys Joseph__ (more commonly known as yak).
Vouri is a fucking machine. Absolute tank.
Gets approached by modelling scouts at train stations (probs because he weighs less than a 6 month old cat)
This man frags like no other, apart from (hes the best(except mclane(he got a 9k on eXtv YAOOOOOOOO))). This man (boy) will pour his heart and sole (of his shoe obviosuly) into the game, as he has this inbuilit to win and achieve his dream he’s had ever since he started his GCSEs(last September(he took Geography(puke))). There is no reason to not pick this man up, unless you have a girl on your team as he will steal her heart and let her down because he is an homosexual.
Now I’m going pass you over to my good friend bumfreeze:
Vouri is a very nice man who has a very tight frickkin arse (christian tf2 league) and an even tighter haircut. He’s longer than that metre stick your geography teacher(retard) had behind her desk and used to beat you with. He could frag Max “Craig” BolloX with a single finger even though Maxi is fat.
Hi, yak here again:
Now over to maxi: Why are we commenting about Vouri?
Hi, yak here again:
Now over to Eli “E-cull” Cull: Vouri’s got a fit sister, I’d do her even though she’s 12 year old. I’d do her like I do my geography homework (i dont)
Likes penis though
Sorry we had to put I don’t or vouri would have fucked us all up (theres 5 of us thats how much of a unit he is fucking HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)
edit: forgot to mention in the original poost that hes an absolute messiah of a mnan
9 foot 2 and ready 2 shag
wanks to gta cheats gg
back from the dead like lord blackwood