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Prem Skill, Highlander
SmitZ
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Hi.
I've no idea if I'll be playing with The Breakfast Club in the next ETF2L season, so for now I'm LFT. I'm willing to play any class except Medic. I'm not too bothered what division I play in, but I would prefer to play in Div4+.
Here's the classes I'll play, and the division I'd be willing to play them in:
Heavy – Div1/2
Pyro – Div1/2/3
Demoman – Div3/4
Scout – Div3/4
Engineer Div1/2
Sniper Div5/6
Spy Div3/4
Soldier Div2/3
Things you probably already know about me but might need to be reminded of:
1 – I've played every UGC Season since Season 6. Platinum since Season 8 (wow so impressive!).
2 – Played in Div1 Wireplay for two seasons, and a season of Div2 in ETF2L.
3 – Charming personality and a voice like audible vanilla icecream.
4 – Apparently I talk real good in game and stuff.
5 – God-tier WASD ability.
Things I want from you/your team:
1 – Don't have annoying voices.
2 – Don't have a huge annoying ego that prevents you from taking any kind of criticism.
3 – See 1 again, because it's very important.
Add me on Steam if you're interested: http://steamcommunity.com/id/sirbetaofhousespaghetti
Cheers. :)
Yours sincerely,
The Jesus of Highlander. <3
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Wow so wasd, such dodge.
i love persons like you
Truly the Jesus of highlander. Best pyroheavy EU
Is actually a super nice person, who can play basically all the classes to such a high level. Great dm and positioning and can definately go prem. Would pick up
Good luck for the season smitz!! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAaBJojysNU
He’s a really nice guy around 3am
so main caller, such meta game
He’s better with arrows than this guy,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZu3tfuFXSA
He’s also a pretty good landodger.
smith has been playing highladner for a long time so you should probably pick him up ok
hes like kanye west but with a Z on the end
I’ve been playing with him since forever, he is easily lovable if you don’t get on his evil side ))))
He’s a good player, pick him up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GaPkkGZGw
Smitz is like this video, cute and makes me feel warm inside :3
He’s great as long as you aren’t bad at pyro <3
Friendly bloke, enjoyed playing with him
And he’ll never play medic again!
Plays ok, shoots ok, dodges fantastic, overall I’d give him a D+.
Alright fine, bonus points because he’s a funny jokester internet good comms guy.
great voice, great player, fun2talk2
good guy, d0, -1 easy for him
best allrounder <3
sexy voice is applied together with prem skilz xD
actually, he dreams to play the medic ONLY , dont listen him !
Stellar feller, looks Amazing in a fedora
Yes
fucking faggot lmao cunt
he once played heavy with a tablet
What Nikel says please pick him up as medic
It’s all true. Especially the bit about the voice like vanilla ice cream. None of your Mr. Whippy shit, neither. This is a voice like the proper Cornish stuff.
Yes.
SmitZ forced me into saying something nice here. :(
And he called me sexy, which is a plus.
Thanks for the nice comments so far. <3
Don't listen to Marf, he's a liar.
ps. playing Heavy with a tablet is not recommended.
SMITz should only be picked as Medic as the others mentioned. Great teammate and player.
Yes x2
2 – Don’t have a huge annoying ego that prevents you from taking any kind of criticism.
At least it would balance out with his..
Knock evaluations of each class down by roughly 2 divs and you have an accurate rec post.
as for general like-ability, i’d say about 2/10.
gl.
Probably one of the best all around players there is, would recommend picking him up. Especially as Medic, he can fight Scouts like real man.
He is right, his voice is indeed like audible vanilla icecream :)
Flood, what did I do to upset you this much? I’ve always wondered. I don’t like that there’s bad blood between us, when I used to consider you a friend. Could we talk on Steam to sort all this out?
RAPTURE IN DA HOUUUUUUUUUUSE
(make him play engineer, he dreams of it)
good
Yes. 3x
Was playing with him a few times. Nice person.
People think that he’s a faget but in reality he’s the most sweetest honeycake you will ever find! Nice guy to spend time with; always up for a good laugh! Havn’t seen him on heavy (probably div4max) but will handle all those other classes superwell. DIV1 guy minimum. Take him. Now.
ye, pick him best medic on this planet (mb mars too)
“Froot, please.
Froot. Please!
FROOT! PLEASE!”
;_;
As long as you don’t spaghetti all over the floor he’s a fun guy. I’d recommend him for Pyro, he holds the Pyro V Pyro MGE championship crown :3
Didn’t you play medic once and were really good and wish to re-enter the game as medic again?
Can’t tell peoples weight by voice -rep
Other than that strong at Pyro + decent heavy
He is one the best maincallers in highlander. Loads of experience.
He told me last night that you guys should stop recommending him for medic
he wants to play engineer
just pick him for pyro or heavy
Smitz is the best player in the world and he increases the div of everyone he touches by 2
One of the only dudes I would bother logging into ETF2L for (with a hangover, might I add). Do not miss your chance to pick up this Jack of all trades, renaissance man of TF2. He singlehandedly prolonged the competitive scene with his poignant comments and you know it. He is not the hero EU comp deserves, but the one it needs right now. If it was not for him, ya’ll be playing fucking dota 2 right now!
TL;DR: Handsome (you can tell by the voice :^)), transcendent at the game, when I grow up I want to be SmitZ
wow a+ gamer snap him up easily prem div
<3
17:55 – SmitZ is lft: http://etf2l.org/recruitment/172642/
17:55 – SmitZ is lft: go
17:55 – SmitZ is lft: write something
gamer
<3
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1uywzvlSq1rqkghxo1_500.gif
our lord and saviour
(i logged in on spain hotel wifi to post this you better appreciate that)
The one and only.
Yo, TJB my nigga. When am I going to appear on bonk’d?
I don’t do it anymore, sorry. Maybe we could do something about it though? :>
cool guy, gl
gud pleya
asked me to comment 3 times, certified gamer
pretty dissapointed no one mentioned that he basically created the most respected serious competition in all of esports: Ready Steady Pan.
The best gamemode in TF2. The only one people don’t take seriously.
Oodles wrote me a rap.
02:06 – oodles:
If you’re looking for a team mate that fits,
Look no further than my friend SmitZ
Enter to his world and see his teeth grits
at the sight of all of the baddies and bandits
He’ll Mumble his tidbits of quickwits and
commit his misfits to show off his outfits,
I’m talking hats, he’s cuter than a bundle of cats,
oodles of them sprawled out over a Persian mat,
he rocks the heavy weapon, it’s a sight to look at
with that voice we will never even know if he’s fat
02:19 – oodles:
i am not proud of what i just wrote
Reflects spam and dodges lan. It aint science, it aint easy.
Makes me cry
BUMP because I need more offers from div6 teams.
We still love you :(
BUMP.
omg big damage I’m so good http://logs.tf/113630
you died more than enemy soldier quit the game
Get out of here, pyro main. <3
will fit for d6 ok