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pick me up yo
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promising and fun to play with
10/10
would take
Cute gamer and a lot of fun to play with.
Also pretty solid at videogames :)
very good roaming soldierman
Adorable player, also very good soldier, any team would enjoy playing with him <3
would be a shame if he ended up in mid!
Top gamer.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your Philips Airfryers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
#airfried
HEY CUPCAKE HELLO HOW AREA YOU CUPCAKE IS A GOOD SOLDIER WHO WIKLL DO FINE IN HIGH <333
Good roamer and great person
Great roamer, lovely and reliable team mate, gorgeous voice, all you can ask for. Definitely belongs in high.
Once upon a time, there was a cute gamer grill, in spite of his cute gamer grills status, he was not married. His body resembled that of a 6 year old girl with comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes. The cute gamer grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, had roamed the southern lands of Europiana in search of a worthy and oh so beautiful mate. After what seemed like minutes the cute gamer grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, came across a most fascinating creature. It called himself Wolpertinger (ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒᶫᵖᵉʳᵗᶦᶰᵍᵉʳ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᶜʰᶦᵐᵉʳᵃ, ᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵇᶦᶰᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵒᶠ ˢᵉᵛᵉʳᵃᶫ ᵃᶰᶦᵐᵃᶫˢ ᶦᶰᵗᵒ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵉᶰᵗᶦᵗʸ, ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉᵈ ᵛᵃʳᶦᵒᵘˢᶫʸ ᵃˢ ᵃ ʳᵃᵇᵇᶦᵗ ᵒʳ ˢᑫᵘᶦʳʳᵉᶫ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃᶰᵗᶫᵉʳˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷᶦᶰᵍˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵃᶰᶦᵐᵃᶫ ᵖᵃʳᵗˢ, ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶫᶦᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴮᵃᵛᵃʳᶦᵃᶰ ʳᵉᵍᶦᵒᶰ ᵒᶠ ᴳᵉʳᵐᵃᶰʸ⋅ ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒᶫᵖᵉʳᵗᶦᶰᵍᵉʳ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᶜᶫᵒˢᵉ ʳᵉᶫᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃᶰ ᴶᵃᶜᵏᵃᶫᵒᵖᵉ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶰᵗᶫᵉʳᵉᵈ ʳᵃᵇᵇᶦᵗ⋅ ᵀᵃˣᶦᵈᵉʳᵐᶦˢᵗˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵖᶫᵉᶰᵗʸ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦᶰᵃᵗᶦᵛᵉ ᵂᵒᶫᵖᵉʳᵗᶦᶰᵍᵉʳˢ⋅). This fascinating creature told stories of beautiful boys as far as the eye could see in the northern parts this cursed land, all hungry for cute gamer grills with comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes. It seemed almost too good to be true and the cute anime grill, with comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, prepared the set out to the northern parts of Europiana. Right before his departure Wolpertinger asked him for a favor. He came to these cursed lands in search of something special, just like you. He came here to get a taste of someones anal virginity. Interested in the sensation of loosing his anal virginity, the cute anime grill, with the comparatively huge anime boobs and really big eyes, granted Wolpertinger request and gave Wolpertinger his anal virginity. After their small shared adventure, Wolpertinger tells him that he is unsure of what to do now, he helped it reach it’s goal and didn’t plan any further then this. After some small talk Wolpertinger decides that his new goal in life is to rape little boys. They wish each other the best of luck and hope to see each other again. So the cute anime grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes sets out for the northern part of Europiana.
After traveling for 5 pieces of bread, unsure if he had entered the northern parts of Europiana, decides to get some sleep and save a piece of bread travel for the next few days. After a good weeks sleep, the cute anime grills, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, continues his search for beautiful boys.The more time passes the clearer it becomes that the cute anime grill, with the comparativly huge man boobs and really big eyes, has reached the northern parts of this cursed land. At the last feet of his piece of bread the cute anime grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, passes a seemingly empty pond in the rocky landscape. Paying no heed at the pond he continues his journey. As the cute anime grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, wanders away from the pond a mysterious and alluring sound erupts from the pond. As the cute anime grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, gets closer the the pond the sound becomes louder and pulls him closer and closer. As he stands at the edge of the pond the sound seemingly disappears. Right as the cute anime grill, with the comparatively huge man boobs and really big eyes, starts to get bored something jumps out of the pond. Blinded by it’s beauty it takes the cute anime grill a few seconds to get his bearings again. With his vision unclouded it takes a few second to make out what exactly jumped out of the pond. Unable to believe what his eyes tell him the cute anime grill sees a cute boy with a cupcake as his head. As the cupcake boy reaches the height of his jump he mutters in a soft non german voice “mix?”. As it starts to plummet back into the pond the cute anime girl throw out his anal bead rope and manages to catch the cupcake boy. “sure” the cute anime grill replied, 3 years later they are happily married and rape little boys together with the help of Wolpertinger.
tl;dr – Good soldier, great guy. Go high or go home.
please don’t judge my fanfiction thank you i worked really hard on it fuck you niggers the germans set me up they are taking over the world