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Soldier  Div 5/Div 6 Skill, 6v6

Wales Meeto

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Hello. I'm looking for a stable, semi-serious team (A team that wants to try, but isn't afraid of having a laugh.) to play with, as a roamer, and hopefully progress with.
I am 17 years of age, living in England with a working Mic and fluent English, I don't have a life so I can usually play whenever is needed.
I have experience from playing a season in Div 5 and, something like, 2 matches in Div 6.
I believe I can play a decent Medic when playing seriously, though I don't feel confident playing anything above Div 6 with him. I wouldn't mind going Div 6 though, for either class!
Stability is what i'm really looking for though. I hope to hear from you!
P.S, I give the best blowjobs this side of Europe.

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Team History

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Left Hang Loose [6v6] Meeto
Joined Hang Loose [6v6] Ryushi
Left International Oral Sex [6v6] Meeto
Joined International Oral Sex [6v6] Ryushi
Left Less Than Three [6v6] Noxivus
Joined Less Than Three [6v6] Chronos
Left International Oral Sex [6v6] Meeto
Joined Wales [National Highlander Team] RTC
Left The Bureau [Highlander] Chronos
Joined The Bureau [Highlander] Chronos
Left The Bureau [Highlander] Meeto
Joined The Bureau [Highlander] Chronos
Left Chilli Nøtter [Highlander] Meeto
Joined Cumsults Sponsored by Aunty Donna [2v2] Meeto
Left Victor's Voracious Vore [2v2] Meeto
Joined Chilli Nøtter [Highlander] Ryushi
Left The Bureau [Highlander] Meeto
Joined Victor's Voracious Vore [2v2] Chronos
Joined The Bureau [Highlander] Chronos
Joined International Oral Sex [6v6] Deox
Left Long African Dicks [6v6] Meeto
Joined Long African Dicks [6v6] Meeto
Left Chinese Cartoons Sponsored by Ryushi-kun [6v6] Meeto
Joined Chinese Cartoons Sponsored by Ryushi-kun [6v6] Meeto
Left [T-A!] Div Shesh [6v6] Meeto
Joined [T-A!] Div Shesh [6v6] CapricorN
Left Pandemonium [6v6] figoravn
Joined Pandemonium [6v6] figoravn
Left Butt-stallions [6v6] Meeto
Joined Butt-stallions [6v6] Hegee
Left x) [6v6] Meeto
Joined x) [6v6] hr
Left TEZC | Multiple Orgasms [6v6] Meeto
Joined TEZC | Multiple Orgasms [6v6] Meeto
Left TEZC | Multiple Orgasms [6v6] Meeto
Joined TEZC | Multiple Orgasms [6v6] Meeto
Left Alaskan Pipeline [2v2] Ryushi
Left Holy Flying Pigs [6v6] Meeto
Joined Holy Flying Pigs [6v6] Meeto
Left is this dota? [6v6] Meeto
Joined Alaskan Pipeline [2v2] Meeto
Joined is this dota? [6v6] Meeto
Left Cartoon Gamers [Highlander] Meeto
Joined Cartoon Gamers [Highlander] Meeto

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9 Comments

  1. Marosh: Lad - Otter said:

    “The best blow jobs this side of Europe.”

    Can confirm.I had the chance to play a whole season with this guy,and he’s one of the most hilarious people I’ve met here,great roamer,always gets the job done,able to play high div 5 with ease.He also let me have the happy meal toy in McDonald’s on our first date,that’s why I love him.

    Seriously,just pick him up,he’s fucking amazing.

  2. NeKarK: ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ. said:

    div 5/6??????????????
    please fix <3

  3. spherefs said:

    Great roamer, always getting those med picks when needed. pick him up!

  4. Ryushi said:

    “The best blow jobs this side of Europe.”

    Can confirm.I had the chance to play a whole season with this guy,and he’s one of the most hilarious people I’ve met here,great roamer,always gets the job done,able to play high div 5 with ease.He also let me have the happy meal toy in McDonald’s on our first date,that’s why I love him.

    Seriously,just pick him up,he’s fucking amazing.

    everthing is true except the happy mean toy… i just got a chip =[ favouritsim

  5. ninya: Team said:

    Great guy to have in mumble, funny and reliable

    Brilliant at picking the enemy medic in transitions, general good timing and bombs, remember to get him a buff as he never asks for it!

    High div5, can play div4 in a good team.

  6. Lyrete: BAGC - RUN! said:

    circlejerk by Metal’s old teammates?

    He’ll talk about dead fish and men in a sexual contest and you won’t have time to deafen yourself before it is too late and you just listen to his soothing voice for hours.

    I guess he can shoot rockets too.

  7. Metal Gear said:

    SHUT UP LYRE STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE OMG

  8. ninya: Team said:

    “everyone gets a free blowjob out of this” – Metal 2013

  9. B4n4n4m4n: Ol'dog said:

    He has very limited swag but he can shoot rockets, might as well pick him up even if he sucks at rap battles!